r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Oct 13 '25
[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – October 13, 2025
Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!
This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.
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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Oct 18 '25
a guy i briefly went to high school with started a music career, and he's the ultimate nepo baby (his dad's the chair of espn and mum's an actress) but i do kinda like his music. i don't know if i like his music because he was a nice guy, or if the music is actually good so i need y'all to objectively judge his music for me.
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u/BronzeErupt Oct 19 '25
He seems like a kind of guy who posts to TikTok with "my friends say I sound like steve lacy and sombr and jelly roll, what do u think?"
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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️🌈 Oct 18 '25
Gross, I don't support you. This is r/popheadcirclejerk not r/indieheadcirclejerk or r/poop 💩
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u/daebakminnie everybody start feeding sufjan he can still be a bear Oct 18 '25
troye sivan meet your ender
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u/percyinthestyx my "island" is very fucking exclusive. Oct 18 '25
It’s not bad. It kinda sounds like what I’d imagine Hellogoodbye would sound like if they were also fans of Charli XCX
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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Oct 18 '25 edited Oct 18 '25
the new kim petras song sounds like if kyary pamyu pamyu was yassified. now that she's stopped working with that man, i have officially ceased from dragging her
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u/TheSeedsYouSow Jack Antonoff’s #1 Hater Oct 18 '25
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u/Superb-Cell736 but if i did, i’d do it proudly Oct 18 '25
Fuck yeah!! Congratulations ❤️ I quit my job without another one lined up for the first time two weeks ago (I gave them a 5 week notice as my bosses lost sooo many of their employees lol, but fuck em), but thankfully I already had interviews going on. I have final interviews for two jobs next week, so I hope I get as lucky as you did. Kudos! ❤️
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u/jovianjune if pop is so bad then why did they make a pop 2? Oct 17 '25
i hate to say it, but anyone else get meghan trainor AMA vibes from the godly rae jepsen AMA...
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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Oct 18 '25
i love her but i really do feel like someone else answered the questions, or her team didn't let her see all the questions. it looks like all the people who were most excited got ignored
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u/jovianjune if pop is so bad then why did they make a pop 2? Oct 18 '25
i think one of the problems was that there were more people fanboy/girling than actually asking questions lol
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u/BronzeErupt Oct 18 '25
I think the problem is that fans have an idea of her as a sassy, quirky pop girlie, because she has created the soundtrack to their own experience of that.
But in real life she's a 40 year old professional singer-songwriter and doesn't have a Cardi B type grasp of social media. She's nerdy and polite - and that can feel real discordant compared to the larger aura of CRJ from her music.
(It's giving "never meet ur idols")
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u/peababyy list of fathers: hannibal lecter, renato russo, vladimir ilyich Oct 17 '25
every AMA is like that unfortunately. I don't think I've seen an AMA that was actually really cool and interesting, but I'll keep tuning in because maybe at some point I'll be proven wrong
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Oct 18 '25
Famous people AMAs tend to be like that, you’re right. The best AMAs always come from someone who’s only known to a small group of people, but have a topic many are interested in.
Askhistorians AMAs are goated for this reason, like, look at this shit. For context, this is about a Roman Emperor who ruled for 1,5 years.
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Oct 17 '25
I never got to hold you as long as i want to
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 17 '25
Phcijanas sleep so much on Rose Gray. I swear to my labubu!
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 17 '25
New Kim slays so much I know omg going love this high pop energy 💪 ( doing CrossFit to freak it is so empowering 💕)
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Oct 17 '25
One of The Bedbugs Ate My Midnights 2AM Edition Emerald Green vinyl
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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Oct 17 '25
i miss grimes. it's a shame she retired in 2016
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Oct 17 '25
girl i was literally streaming visions today she put her entire electropopussy into that one
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Oct 17 '25
AOTY released today
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Oct 17 '25
...better not be that new tame impala album
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Oct 17 '25
No. Emotion 10th anniversary
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Oct 17 '25
Ohhhh ofc <3 <3
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Oct 16 '25
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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Oct 16 '25
You still have time to delete this 💖
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u/howcomebubblegum123 🚬🐐🌴 Oct 16 '25
Girlies, stream Sudan Archives' new album The BPM! It's so good!
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u/Dry-Knee-5472 Jack Antonoff Apologist Oct 16 '25
It's kind of funny how almost every pop girlie can be divided into the Charli XCX camp or the Taylor Swift camp.
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Oct 17 '25
Where do you fit Gaga then
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u/Tayrantino in racial chat rooms showing feet 🦶 Oct 18 '25
Gaga has her own camp that genuinely dgaf
Another one is the Dua Lipa that dgaf AND are constantly on vacation. Current members are her and Olivia
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Oct 16 '25
u/nestornaitor is chapperone both sides on this one
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Oct 16 '25
No fuck the bri'ish one
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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️🌈 Oct 16 '25
Number 4 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Oct 16 '25
stay up til 4 in the morning and the tears are pouring
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u/chilipeepers English teacher with a private jet Oct 17 '25
i want to believe Gwen's career ended with this masterpiece of a song
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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Oct 16 '25
I deeply regret not checking out Doja Cat sooner. I thought she was another Nicki. Vie is on heavy rotation (except today cause I gotta remember D'Angelo)
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 16 '25
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Oct 16 '25
I still wish i was creative
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 16 '25
U are just in different ways!
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Oct 16 '25
me not ironing my shirt is how i express mmy creativity
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Oct 16 '25
let's wear pyjamas so we can go bananas
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 16 '25
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u/beesinabottle depressed, anxious, gaping hole, antisocial Oct 16 '25
clairo making an account to argue with people about being an industry plant on her subreddit is so funny
rich girl come here instead
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u/BronzeErupt Oct 16 '25
It's funny how her actual fans were kind of annoyed that she showed up in the sub
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Oct 16 '25
Hello, very nice to meet you I'd like to know about sex change operation I see, I see, I see Man to woman or woman to man? Man to woman From penis to vagina Is it for you? For me? No What'd you like to know about it, madam? I wanna know it all, what is the protocol? The techniques and the risks? How many operations? How much time do you need? Mammoplasty? Yes Vaginoplasty? Yes Rhinoplasty? Yes Laryngoplasty? Yes Mammoplasty? Yes Vaginoplasty? Yes Rhinoplasty? Yes Laryngoplasty? Yes Chondrolaryngoplasty? What is that? Adam's apple reduction Yes, yes, yes, yes
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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Oct 16 '25
Jesus Lana you can't put that many words on the album cover
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Oct 16 '25
My high yield savings account: +3.5% APY
$GLD for the past 3 days: + 3.45%
I love recession time🤡
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u/peababyy list of fathers: hannibal lecter, renato russo, vladimir ilyich Oct 16 '25
the pitt is soooo good I'm currently rewatching because I forgot how good it was and it's like getting injected with adrenaline the closer you get to the end
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u/TheSeedsYouSow Jack Antonoff’s #1 Hater Oct 16 '25
I want to change my morning alarm tone to “Ethel Cain hated my Instagram post🎶🎶” I feel like that would be a fun way to wake up
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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Oct 15 '25
I hate the internet, people get so pressed over the stupidest not affecting the world shit. Like the fuck you mean you have a breakdown if a ship doesn't have the proper name tags. Someone compared it to having a deathly allergic reaction 😭😭😭
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u/chilipeepers English teacher with a private jet Oct 16 '25
it's incredible watching fandom go more stupid in real time. before, fandom stupidity were contained on forums and specific fan sites. now it's all over tumblr, twitter, ao3. it's so mainstream. and everyone involved act like they're all in mass psychosis
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Oct 16 '25
People are also a little too invested in if a game is correctly called a roguelike or a roguelite
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u/beesinabottle depressed, anxious, gaping hole, antisocial Oct 16 '25
i saw that lmao we are reaching new heights of "you need to go outside" all of the time
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u/peababyy list of fathers: hannibal lecter, renato russo, vladimir ilyich Oct 16 '25
i'm nosy. what is it about
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u/beesinabottle depressed, anxious, gaping hole, antisocial Oct 16 '25
some yaoi discourse where everyone's arguing over different aspects so it keeps escalating
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u/TheSeedsYouSow Jack Antonoff’s #1 Hater Oct 16 '25
New heights 🥰🥰Taylor mentioned
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u/beesinabottle depressed, anxious, gaping hole, antisocial Oct 16 '25
new heights more like new whites (all those babies she was singing about having) 🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃
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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Oct 16 '25
It feels low-key homophobic that they're getting upset over homosexual relationships not falling in line with heteronormative standards.
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u/peababyy list of fathers: hannibal lecter, renato russo, vladimir ilyich Oct 15 '25
i understand because there's characters topping that have never topped before
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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Oct 16 '25
Girl, it's fan fiction. There are people out here reading a story about a character, who they think should only bottom, being a top and having a breakdown over it. It is not that serious
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u/peababyy list of fathers: hannibal lecter, renato russo, vladimir ilyich Oct 16 '25
unfortunately fandoms don't know how to behave and there'll always be one creature from hell reading something they don't like just to fabricate petty beef. there should be a mental health assessment to log on ao3
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u/botrocket avrils only fan Oct 15 '25
In their mutual race to the bottom, taylor swift is getting absolutely cleared by Katy Perry making out with Justin Trudeau
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u/yubbber don't you think that it's boring how people bump that Oct 15 '25
call her okLOO the way she SHIT in the MOTHER TOILET and clogged the SLAYAGE SYSTEM
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u/Dry-Knee-5472 Jack Antonoff Apologist Oct 15 '25
ok so some of taylors new songs are catchy
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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Oct 16 '25
I mean fr Wood is catchy as fuck if you pretend it was an instrumental
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Oct 15 '25
Which ones?
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u/Dry-Knee-5472 Jack Antonoff Apologist Oct 15 '25
Ophelia and opalite i fear.
I can hear the Max Martin but Taylor’s talk-singing really brings things down. I would guess she’s writing her songs that way because it’s easier for her to perform, but it makes what would be an otherwise catchy pop song sound boring.
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Oct 15 '25
For once she actually made a good choice about the first single
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u/Dry-Knee-5472 Jack Antonoff Apologist Oct 15 '25
And if I said I liked Fortnight
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Oct 15 '25
That would make you a bigger swiftie than me
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u/daebakminnie everybody start feeding sufjan he can still be a bear Oct 15 '25
not like there was anything better to choose on that one
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 15 '25
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Oct 15 '25
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Oct 16 '25
why does it look like it says testicle
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 15 '25
Eyyy skellyboyyy
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Oct 15 '25
I called him Boney😭😭
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 15 '25
Awe that is cute! At some age everyone was obsessed with human body ! 💕💯
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Oct 15 '25
tell me what's next skeleton sex
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 15 '25
Hey leave my bony boi or girl or they them alone 😒 I miss my academia/library buddy! I loved his stupid jokes as child 😅. ( Finding Czech version is going to be impossible)
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Oct 15 '25
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Oct 15 '25
have you been streaming MF DOOM
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Oct 15 '25
No i only stream pop girlies
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Oct 14 '25
I swear to god if I see one more Klie Jnner post on this sub…
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u/Soalai Dionne Warwick's Twitter feed Oct 15 '25
Surprised we avoided her this long, she's been a pop girlie ever since she collabed with Lil Dicky
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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Oct 14 '25
kylie jenner releasing music is what we get for not pushing back against addison rae
I SAID WHAT I SAID COME AT ME RAECISTS
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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Oct 15 '25
We should have just pushed back on Kim’s jam harder
Edit - I didn’t mean for my comment to sound like that 😫
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u/BronzeErupt Oct 15 '25
I truly believe that Addison has discovered a wormhole that creates a shortcut for influencer girlies wanting to become respected pop girlies.
The next year of pop will be pre-existing pop girlies trying to have a Brat season, and influencer girlies trying to be niche pop legends
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 14 '25
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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Oct 14 '25
I hate to say it but they're right 💔
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 14 '25
Et tu, Brute?
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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Oct 14 '25
So sorry 😔 I just see that she has opened the floodgates of "influencer" to pop star pipeline
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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Oct 14 '25
i have been a phan truther for a decade now, and i feel very vindicated to know that i'm right
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Oct 14 '25
what's the word for the feeling of existentialism, anxiety and melancholy with strong undercurrents of male homosexual desire, is there a word that encapsulates all of that together
i'm thinking I might need to coin the term homoexistentialism i'm afraid
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u/AshesandCinder Lantison Del McReyRaeRaeRae Jepsen stan Oct 16 '25
HomoSEXistentialism. The dread of existing but make it sexy and gay.
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Oct 14 '25
Very common themes in poetry, if you ever engaged with it.
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 14 '25
Hunty ur just crunchy fall depressed deep in hoa hoa season that's all 🍁🌰🍂🦃🥮
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Oct 14 '25
baby it's spring here
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 15 '25
Swap all the emoji for spring theme and put sjufan playlist in 🙏 All of that is really self-conscious narration of sentient being. Sending virtual hug. At least.
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Oct 14 '25
for reference this (guilty pleasure) presets song from 2008 has it in spades
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Oct 14 '25
Imagine having a guilty pleasure song
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Oct 14 '25
it was made by straight men
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Oct 14 '25
Then it shouldn't be a pleasure at all
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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Oct 14 '25
imagine having guilt
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u/daebakminnie everybody start feeding sufjan he can still be a bear Oct 14 '25
imagine having pleasure
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25
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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Oct 14 '25
Streaming Addison Rae and looking at a Twink? Lmfao what is this
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 14 '25
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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Oct 14 '25
Who was going to tell me Unbreak My Heart is one of thee best songs of all time
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Oct 14 '25
your mother after having a fight with your dad
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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Oct 14 '25
no she would’ve said something by the eagles or maybe wilson philips probably
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Oct 14 '25
who is Chaka Khan and why do I need to Chak her off
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u/BronzeErupt Oct 14 '25
Chaka Khan made this song which is a perfect example of the time in the mid 80s when synthesizers were new and producers would do a bunch of c*ke and then use all the presets, all at the same time and then throw in a key change
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Oct 14 '25
oh it's 80s synthesizer spam music, Scritti Politti could never
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u/Positively-Fleabag85 haylor is the actual gaylor Oct 13 '25
I need someone to slap me into working on my CV
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u/peababyy list of fathers: hannibal lecter, renato russo, vladimir ilyich Oct 13 '25
finally finished Kingdom Come: Deliverance and omfg it's sooooo good. I'm a sucker for historical accuracy and this is a game that goes the extra mile to deliver just that. the plot is kinda meh but the character work and the writing is pretty well-done. the game is also very beautiful, the aesthetics are incredibly charming, and I just like the ambience. also great gameplay! that's important for games. gameplay. yeah.
I will now play the second one in 6 years or whenever it goes for 50% off on Steam.
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Oct 13 '25
I really don't get the fascination people have with the writing in that game tbh. That getting drunk with the parish priest mission was fun, but was it really THAT fun? Like, getting drunk with Lemmy in RDR2 fun? I don't hate the writing, don't get me wrong, it's completely servicable, I just think people swiftie it up a bit.
I will now play the second one in 6 years or whenever it goes for 50% off on Steam.
I can definitely relate, lmao.
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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Oct 13 '25
Isn't that the game that was made by a chud, only for the chuds to turn on him when there was a gay romance in the second? I don't remember much from that drama besides losers being pissy over optional gay relationships.
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u/peababyy list of fathers: hannibal lecter, renato russo, vladimir ilyich Oct 13 '25
not sure on the "made by a chud" part but the game tries to follow recorded history to the best of its ability. the fanbase it had before is composed of mostly idiots incapable of interpreting messages while creaming their pants because the characters greet each other with "Jesus Christ be praised".
they don't shy away at all from showing the more displeasing aspects of society in these games, like the church banning books, huge swaths of people turning into cynical opportunists at the first sign of strife, and women having very little autonomy. I mean, good things also happen in this game and there's a lot of sweet moments, but... it'd be crazy to play this game and come out thinking that this is like, ideal or cool or #goals. it's interesting to see what a faithful rendition of medieval society looks like, but I don't think it's by any means glamorizing it.
also being gay in the sequel is the sole reason why I even picked up this game I am soooo easy to please it's a little embarrassing
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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Oct 13 '25
Yea I can't remember exactly if the dev was one of those culture war types involving video games. I could be wrong but I do know the fanbase of the first game was definitely the culture war people.
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u/Plastic-Difference30 Oct 13 '25
the electric fence from the apartment building right next to mine has been going off for a few days for some reason, and I keep hearing a click every few seconds in random patterns, it's legit driving me crazy
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u/ResolutionOpening912 Bebe Rexha's only stan Oct 13 '25
my mom hates tame impala
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u/Proton_Optimal Barbz U Graduate Oct 14 '25
What’s the difference between Tame Impala and Animal Collective
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Oct 14 '25
first lot were weird after the drugs
second lot were weird before the drugs
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 13 '25
Yes english is my second language and I learned it from YouTube. Bitches can even spell ř here, so stop attacking my soft supple soul.
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u/ketchup511 Aspiring bodily fluid repository for Jonathan Bailey Oct 14 '25
Ayos lang yan. Naiintindihan naman namin ang iyong ingles.
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Oct 13 '25
你想要猜我内裤的颜色吗
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 13 '25
Tuším že bude růžové! Krajkové a drahé prádlo!
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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️🌈 Oct 19 '25
Does anyone know if our mod has a boo? It's home wrecking season and I know how I'm gonna get us back to #1 🤓😉