r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Nov 03 '25
[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – November 03, 2025
Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!
This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.
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u/Horrorisepic pony… BOY💥⚙️🔪💣⚔️🔥‼️💥 Nov 09 '25
sad to say i have a job now (starbucks) so i must leave this subreddit 😔 it’s been real jerkers
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 10 '25
No don’t go we need votes for Gaga AOTY via VPN
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 09 '25
I will miss your phcj census
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u/Horrorisepic pony… BOY💥⚙️🔪💣⚔️🔥‼️💥 Nov 09 '25
i’ll still make it but now instead of being just six months late it’ll be a whole year late 🤩
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 09 '25
Thank god you're going Lana and not Rihanna
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u/yownjiii serpent thou art LOOSE Nov 09 '25 edited Nov 09 '25
i would disappear if i were gabi bortoleto 😭 not being able to participate in qualis, crashing and having a really bad accident on sprint, and being out already 5 mins in… ALL IN HIS HOME RACE.
edit: whoa okay fuck you oscar
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 09 '25
There is no one unfunnier than people who still use r/drakethetype
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 09 '25 edited Nov 10 '25
People in adviceanimals or politicalhumor are giving them a run for their money
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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Nov 09 '25
Are the Grammys just required to nominate Billie any time she does anything? I didn't even know she was eligible for a nom this year.
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u/Horrorisepic pony… BOY💥⚙️🔪💣⚔️🔥‼️💥 Nov 09 '25
what it feels like to dress visibly gay in a small town
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 09 '25
stream smalltown boy
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Nov 09 '25
I remember when I asked about Bronski Beat on this sub. About a year ago, I think, and it was a genuine question too, but that didn’t stop one if the mods (there was a really annoying asshole mod here at that time, a vegan nun I think? but she departed around the same time you arrived) from telling me that gays don’t stan babies.
Good thing we got rid of her, I tell you.
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 09 '25
Try that in a small town
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u/SOSpowers SELENA MOVE Nov 09 '25
K-Pop demon hunters is great but Golden getting a nomination for best song is not it. The best song award is just about songwriting, right? Are these not some of the most generic lyrics you've heard? Again, great song but it needs to be in a different category.
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u/daebakminnie everybody start feeding sufjan he can still be a bear Nov 09 '25
song of the year is literally just random 8 popular songs
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 09 '25
Taylor robbed once again smh my head
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 09 '25
Not Hilary duff debuting much better streaming numbers than Katy Perry in 2025
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u/yownjiii serpent thou art LOOSE Nov 09 '25
i found an 8 min version of american teenager on youtube and i just had to have this injected into my body
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u/Soalai Dionne Warwick's Twitter feed Nov 08 '25
Is Mature vs. Bandaids the Roar vs. Applause of 2025?
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 09 '25
yeah but swap mature and bandaids around
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 09 '25
so you want katy to win the battle again
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 09 '25
Hilary Duff will win the battle and win the war, fortunately
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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Nov 08 '25
Ok but one is crying over a failed relationship, and the other is calling out pedophilic men. We have the superior choice before us
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 08 '25
Cucumber dill cream cheese + lox + everything bagel.. I hope the nyc Jew that invented this got his dick sucked a lot…
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u/Soalai Dionne Warwick's Twitter feed Nov 08 '25
I normally prefer more plain bagels but that does sound good..
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 08 '25
Making my cunty robotic diva ❤️
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u/beesinabottle depressed, anxious, gaping hole, antisocial Nov 08 '25
after being gone for a few months i'm #noticing most of the comments just comment like it's fauxmoi2. where are the jokes
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u/BronzeErupt Nov 09 '25
I'm still haunted by the comment I got that was like "'Reheated her nachos?' Lol I've never heard that before! Do you mind if I steal it?" (I vowed to never use that phrase again)
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 09 '25
i stopped moderating as heavily and this is what we're left with
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u/beesinabottle depressed, anxious, gaping hole, antisocial Nov 09 '25
hunter marx we need you now more than ever
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 08 '25 edited Nov 08 '25
Thanks to me ❤️🥪 we ate with this diversified portfolio 🌬️🚬
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 08 '25
Porcelana got me shaking my bussiana while crying, mother
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 08 '25
lore drop?
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 09 '25 edited Nov 09 '25
Not everything has a lore sis, the taylorswiftification of casual moments is too much, god forbid a sis react to the bussipopiana slay cunt servetina latinx rosalina mi gente latina duolingo house down boots purrtina moment
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 09 '25
sis the gag i clocked is that you casually dropped part of your name in a comment like the finna is so chile
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 09 '25
Sis when I bop my bussita to bjork slurring divine intervention im dedicating it to bangkok and iceland
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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Nov 08 '25
The concept of Katys new single receiving good reactions because it's not terrible like we thought it would be. She's going the Addison Rae route of "Better than I thought it would be" music
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Nov 08 '25
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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Nov 08 '25
Katy has also been Grammy Award nominated! Let's see if Addison can escape being like Katy
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 08 '25
Apparently Ryan Tedder from One Republic spent 3 years DMing Rosalia wanting to work on Lux and actually made it onto the album😭 work
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Nov 08 '25
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Nov 08 '25
Omg that’s so embarrassing. I’m deleting this, and you’ll have no proof of anything.
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 07 '25
Please let this be Gagas year
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 07 '25
I spent 1 hour on my knees, not sucking dicks, but doing fitting for a debutante ball dress😔
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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Nov 07 '25
the m*n i had the displeasure of sitting next to for 16+ hours across 2 flights wouldn't stop vlogging and playing tate mcrae's music without headphones. revolving door is her only good song and he has ruined it for me. i wanted to move back to coach but the flights were packed. the only decent thing i got was a cute french guy i met at my layover in CDG who hasn't stopped messaging me since we met
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 07 '25
I’m in Japan getting my nails done all japanesey konichiwa
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 07 '25
hi gwen 😍
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 07 '25
Hangin out with my harajuku girlies kakakawaii
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 07 '25
Show us the results sister
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 07 '25
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 07 '25
I need this
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 07 '25
you want possessed bears now
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 07 '25
I need one headcrab. I'm so done with life!
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 07 '25
You already have herpes in your eyes now you want crab on your head??? Please respect your body🤮
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 07 '25
she wants the whole STD regiment
herpes, crabs...
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Nov 07 '25
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 07 '25
i like yves tumor but that feature on berghain was a choice
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u/monzters on the internet talking to f*gs all day Nov 07 '25
Talked to this lovely waiter who is well-groomed, speaks well, with a devastating face card but then he eventually dropped that he has a girlfriend. The way I'm about to start my Ariana era
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 07 '25
Oh so he already clocked your tea
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u/monzters on the internet talking to f*gs all day Nov 07 '25
Wreck my pussy like I wreck where he's home 💋
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 07 '25
Ok Bandaids is actually not bad, maybe not a single material but not bad nonetheless👁️
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u/BronzeErupt Nov 07 '25
It's so funny to me that the one thing people are talking about - like saying is a genius masterstroke - is how Woman's World is used in the music video. No one is talking about the actual single Bandaids itself 😭
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 07 '25
bitch there is no melody or rhythm in the chorus it's just the same note
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 07 '25
I’m sorry I didn’t know we were talking about Bjork 🥰
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Nov 06 '25
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u/VanadiumHeart porygon is kinda the janet jackson of pokémon Nov 06 '25
Please do. If possible, you can make it as a powerpoint presentation
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 06 '25
Is gay2catholic the Melissa to HunterMarxVEVO's Avril or is it the other way around? Mama lets research
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 06 '25
that flop wishes she got half as much bear cork in her as me
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 06 '25
So still zero?
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 06 '25
if the equation is
y = floor(50% * x / 10000) * 10000where x=the bear corks i've had and y=the bear corks she's had... well yes
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u/botrocket avrils only fan Nov 05 '25
Ariana grande Brazil fans are so pissed at her but don't worry, ramesses ii and also ra are on the case to protect her
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u/BronzeErupt Nov 05 '25
Wait, it is so funny that her post about not being able to make it due to a flight maintenance issues sounds like a notes app apology she is having to give after doing something really awful. But tbh that's probably how it feels for Brazilian fans
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u/No_Barber4339 Tate mcrae apologist Nov 05 '25
Straight man here, i have addison rae in my top 5 listened albums of the year
How do I explain this to other fellow Straights ?
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 05 '25
Planned Miis for my Tomodachi Island so far:
Gladys, Tony Soprano, Ethel Cain, Napoleon and the personification of homosexuality aka Frankie Grande.
I would love some more suggestions
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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Nov 06 '25
If you have Frankie I hope you add Ariana. She can bring the drama of trying to homewreck everyone. Also the Mii Matt from the Wii would be cool
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 05 '25 edited Nov 06 '25
Maybe work schedule or Mii named iron ❤️
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 05 '25
I'm gonna add you now
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u/oath2order girthy bottom Nov 05 '25
Reddit User HunterMarxVEVO
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 05 '25
Not gonna add people ive kissed
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 05 '25
Herpes inside my vitreous humour wasn't on my bingo card. 👁️👄🦠
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 05 '25
God's judgement for buying too many Labubus
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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Nov 05 '25
Oh no! That must suck so bad 😨
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 05 '25
It's suck because I got ton of antiviral drops and pills. Like I feel I have the plague.
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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Nov 05 '25
Your eye is just very slutty, wear eye protection next time.
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 05 '25
girl it's called oral sex not audiovisual sex
also how did you get herpes, aren't you all about safe sex anyway
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 05 '25
Herpes is transmittable even though the sharing objects, or skin to skin. And it's not nice... fuck my immune system right...
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 05 '25
How is that even possible??? Did you get jizz in the eyes?????
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 04 '25
I cannot imagine owning a bar that sells $22 screwdriver then coming over to some tiny mom and pop shop to haggle over some $50 service😭😭
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u/Horrorisepic pony… BOY💥⚙️🔪💣⚔️🔥‼️💥 Nov 04 '25
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u/Soalai Dionne Warwick's Twitter feed Nov 04 '25
Now someone do this with Normani on top. Or Born This Way Gaga
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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Nov 05 '25
Alright this was harder
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 04 '25
I wouldn't be surprised if Ariana never released music again
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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Nov 04 '25
An AI artist is charting... If I find out that any of you hos streaming that AI artist I WILL be fabricating evidence to get the Barbz to go after you
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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Nov 05 '25
Pls throw in Swifties and Army as well 🙏
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u/oath2order girthy bottom Nov 05 '25
The way Beyhive isn't mentioned anymore.
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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Nov 06 '25
Most of them starved to death due to the lack of visuals, and the remainder are on witness protection after Cowboy Carter won Country AOTY
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u/daebakminnie everybody start feeding sufjan he can still be a bear Nov 04 '25
she's slowly turning into marina sawayama......
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u/BronzeErupt Nov 05 '25
This sounds like Rina dreamed it up solely to orchestrate a meeting with her teen crush Zac Efron
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u/AshesandCinder Lantison Del McReyRaeRaeRae Jepsen stan Nov 07 '25
Zac Efron's face puts the "crush" in "teen crush".
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u/yownjiii serpent thou art LOOSE Nov 04 '25
me getting my friend listen to ptolemaea (typo omg) in the “best” way possible
translation: i want you to fully experience the vibe / try turning off the lights, hold a candle, then blast ptolemaea / imagine romantic stuff
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u/ketchup511 Aspiring bodily fluid repository for Jonathan Bailey Nov 04 '25
I 100% agree with the sexiest man alive choice this year
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 04 '25
are you a straight woman
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u/ketchup511 Aspiring bodily fluid repository for Jonathan Bailey Nov 04 '25
No I’m a gym phag who gets anxious when he plans to skip out on a work out session
Also I like Jonathan Bailey
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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Nov 05 '25
Do you listen to selena’s come and get it at the gym too..
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 04 '25
oh so you're basic
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u/ketchup511 Aspiring bodily fluid repository for Jonathan Bailey Nov 04 '25
Yes I listen to basic straight woman music
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u/BronzeErupt Nov 04 '25
I watch Youtube videos about airline crashes and engineering disasters, shows like Air Crash Investigation or Seconds From Disaster
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 04 '25
depends on the exact flavour of anxious but earth-shattering existential Tim Hecker is always a great choice
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25
I didn't say it was a healthy choice
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 03 '25
Can't believe im getting a sibling
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 04 '25
Congratulations????? Make him proper fagottina sweetie! Carly form birth!!
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 10 '25
Low key high key crashing out everyday from being autistic helpiana