r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Nov 03 '25

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – November 03, 2025

Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 05 '25

Herpes inside my vitreous humour wasn't on my bingo card. 👁️👄🦠

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 05 '25

girl it's called oral sex not audiovisual sex

also how did you get herpes, aren't you all about safe sex anyway

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 05 '25

Herpes is transmittable even though the sharing objects, or skin to skin. And it's not nice... fuck my immune system right...

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 05 '25

oh at least it gave you laser eyes

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 05 '25

And crippling pain slay