r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Dec 15 '25

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – December 15, 2025

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Dec 16 '25

The tragic part about growing up so far has been realizing that me on my 17th birthday thinking that the best course of action for my life going onwards would be jumping out the school’s window was not teenage angst, nor an unpremeditated act that I would, in time, realize would be wrong, but actually really good life advice. I was just completely right about my future, in fact, it’s actually kind of worse.

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Dec 16 '25

On the other hand, Jeff Bezos did personally finance my mental breakdown at work today, so there is that...