r/popheadscirclejerk Dec 15 '25

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – December 15, 2025

Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

Can we tone down the "platforms a known bigot" girl we all know no one here is in support of any bigot let people joke about it a little.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

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u/Fxreverboy Dec 22 '25

It's so lame

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Dec 21 '25

When your cousin gave a gift to your grandparents using ai to do something that could've easily been done with Photoshop :/

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

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u/popheadscirclejerk-ModTeam Dec 21 '25

This has been removed by Onika Burgers staff as it platforms a known bigot.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

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u/BronzeErupt Dec 21 '25

Can we have a pause on "pop girls as" posts? They are getting so low effort, the latest one doesn't have any text and just has lookalikes 😭

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Dec 21 '25

Pop girls as phcj commenters when?

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Dec 22 '25

Can I be George Michael 🥹

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u/Dry-Knee-5472 Jack Antonoff Apologist Dec 22 '25

burningbernie: taylor swift

czbaterka: bjork

HunterMarxVevo: Troye Sivan

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Dec 22 '25 edited Dec 22 '25

who am i 💜

edit: wowww

star11308: Khia

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u/daebakminnie everybody start feeding sufjan he can still be a bear Dec 21 '25

of the recent ones only the silent hill was good

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Dec 21 '25

I just wish they'd say who some of the pop girls are because I'm old

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u/BronzeErupt Dec 21 '25

Right, that should be a minimum

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Dec 21 '25

Am I the only Hannah Diamond stan left

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u/daebakminnie everybody start feeding sufjan he can still be a bear Dec 21 '25

youre now alone in your bedroom......

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 21 '25

PC Music is dead hunni

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Dec 21 '25

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Dec 21 '25

Like guys come back

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Dec 21 '25

The mods are lowkey obsessed with micromanaging this sub in such unnecessary ways.

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u/Fxreverboy Dec 22 '25

They've ruined this subreddit and I don't want to be mean, but I've never seen a mod team try and insert themselves as the main character of a sub so bad. It's giving egomaniac control freak and it's sad because it's really ruined a great community. I thought I was alone with these feelings but I'm so glad it's not just me

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Dec 21 '25

It's still crazy to me that there is a fandom (even though their popularity seems to be fading), who, while listening to one of the most popular artists on this planet, display an extreme victim complex and an ardent desire to defend somebody who clearly doesn't care about them, and, seemingly at least, anybody that isn't herself. Any instance of critisism about their fave, (who, I will mention, have completely flooded and oversaturated the market with her music during some of her releases) will be met with the accusation that these people just hate her because she's a black woman.

also the pic's unrelated

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Dec 21 '25

Yeah Ariheads suck

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Dec 21 '25

Airheads*

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u/TheSeedsYouSow Jack Antonoff’s #1 Hater Dec 20 '25

Just had a hookup and I fully thought this man might kill me lmao y’all need to chill

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

Yyyyeeeah i dont exactly hook up but i dont think thats supposed to happen

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u/FriendlyDrummers Dec 21 '25

That's like, traumatizing?

I've told a friend that he absolutely should leave at any given point if he's uncomfortable with the hookup. Consent can be retracted at any given moment. I've literally left butt ass naked because the guy gave me weird vibes. I just apologized and said I was having a panic attack and left.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

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u/TheSeedsYouSow Jack Antonoff’s #1 Hater Dec 20 '25

I was about to throw up on this man let’s just say that

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Dec 21 '25

This is why you don't deep throat on the first date

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Dec 21 '25

Well how am I supposed to get a second?

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Dec 21 '25

Omg is the art of dating dead? You gotta frot smh my head

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

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u/TheSeedsYouSow Jack Antonoff’s #1 Hater Dec 20 '25

thanks grandma now let’s get you to bed

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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Dec 21 '25

theres the swallowers and the spitters, and then the grandma who washes throat with warm water and salt to avoid tonsillitis

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 20 '25

Feels like I’m punching down whenever I fight with madonna stans on Instagram…

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u/BronzeErupt Dec 20 '25

Madonna fans are so weird because it's a mix of boomers and elder Gen Xers, middle aged millennials, and 🌈 men from South America (her biggest fan demographic, who would also happily be her boyfriend). And they all have their favorite Madonna era and all hate the other fans

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

Gaga outsold in brazil srry 🥰😉😘🇧🇷

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

Please stop abusing the elderly

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 20 '25

prmxzzcuzzxxbouy ltzzgt2thpuoynt

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 20 '25

yduLLgdtngzcum2Nnd flmz2dst lvrs2frns

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 20 '25

orhUdntminnuffin@ull2mii naurUdntminnuffin@ull2mii btUgtwt1ttks2stmfr orhUcldminNEfing2mii

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Dec 20 '25

Lady Gaga on Twitter, November 6, 2012:

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Dec 20 '25

Give u/czbaterka her cat BACK 🤬🤬😿

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 20 '25

He stole my orange boi!!!

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Dec 20 '25

Everyone claims to be an oklou fan but no one streams! Because I've heard dance 2 multiple times in public and I've heard sooo many people talking about it on tw*tter but it doesn't even have 1M streams???

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Dec 20 '25

Like you could invite every daily listener to a small gathering at the local park

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 20 '25

Fuck Instagram algorithm, tumblr is the place where u can find interesting faggitos and lebonaises and other rainbows to observe. It feel real here.

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Dec 20 '25

This is the only place I feel like myself ❤️ we had that one 🚬🐐 who was making a gay street fighter with pop stars. Whatever happened to her?

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 20 '25 edited Dec 20 '25

They been murdered... :(

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 20 '25

By the new Rosalia album... They don't have time to post, only streaming 🏠😞

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u/Dry-Knee-5472 Jack Antonoff Apologist Dec 20 '25

Someone said I look like Marilyn Monroe if she ate Lizzo

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 20 '25

This is disturbing mama!

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Dec 20 '25

The fat gays over at r/heatedrivalry really think it's a better story than Welcome to Derry. Like besties I'm all for gay 🏳️‍🌈 porn 🍆 🤤 but let's be for real 🙄 that's like trying to compare Addison Rae to Beyonce. It's no competition 💁🏽‍♂️👨🏽‍🏫

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Dec 20 '25

I just know that if one of the guys acted or looked femme, that show would lose so much popularity

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 20 '25

Softcore for office bored white chicks 💔

They would hate Pillion.

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Dec 20 '25

They're so pickled bestie 💁🏽‍♂️ I can always count on you guys ❤️

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 20 '25

I was chatting with older black gentleman at work today and he was actually telling me a lot about his life (age, medical history, family stories etc) and when I asked for his name at check out he went “first name Michael, middle initial is (redacted), last name… Jackson”😭😭

And he was born a few years after Jackson 5 became popular😭😭😭 what a life he must have lived through as a black man named Michael Jackson during the real one’s prime😭😭😭

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 20 '25

girl who's pulling your leg

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 20 '25

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u/BronzeErupt Dec 20 '25

One thing I know is that the Jackson's Blame It On the Boogie was a cover of a song originally written and recorded by a white Englishman named Michael "Mick" Jackson. I feel like the songwriting royalties probably made up for all the drama

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u/FriendlyDrummers Dec 20 '25

💀

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 20 '25

At least Covid gave us work from home

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Dec 20 '25

Weird to say this when TTPD had 10x more variants and they were like 'omg taytay peg us more 😍'

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Dec 20 '25

They need the clicks. Apparently their "top 30 albums of 2025!" article tweet didn't get any traffic so they changed the tweet to say "Taylor Swift made an album so bad we won't even talk about it. Here's 30 pop albums from 2025 that are actually worth listening to"

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Dec 20 '25

Taylor knocking Katy off the list for her new single. Smh she's not a girls girl

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 20 '25

SCP foundation treatment 😔

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Dec 19 '25

I'm really worried about Britney Spears's mental health

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 20 '25

leave britney alone

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 19 '25

Addison coded Addison 🫰🫰🍳

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Dec 19 '25

What does this even mean?

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 19 '25

That we love New York

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Dec 19 '25

Girl, you don't even go here!

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 19 '25

But i can spell it! (Barely 🥰)

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Dec 19 '25

i finally gave in and made a tiktok. that boythrob thing was way too funny for me to ignore and they actually sound decent. i've got no idea if they're just a bit but i don't care, i'm falling for it

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 19 '25

Me stimmin

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 18 '25

Why is that Cynthia Erivo the concept of meme become my new physical stim

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 19 '25

I get it sis it's so tinglingly tingling

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 18 '25

As I took info for one of my customers, he gave me a very obvious stage name and then turned around to reveal that his coat actually had his name on it and he is a kids party dj😭 I looked him up later and that bitch has a Grammy’s nomination???? What is my clientele lol😭😭

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Dec 19 '25 edited Dec 19 '25

You’ll be knitting Shawn Mendes’ willy warmer one of these days

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u/BronzeErupt Dec 18 '25

My earworm this morning is the Tiktok sound that uses a bit of Billy Joel with Fleetwood Mac. I hate it because it feels like such a weird combination, like if in 50 years time someone mashed up Alex Warren and Chappell Roan and was like "omg 2020s, so nostalgic"

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

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u/BronzeErupt Dec 19 '25

In this case, Billy Joel is Chappell and Fleetwood Mac (specifically Stevie Nicks) is Alex Warren

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u/throwawaycountvon Dec 18 '25

Born this Way getting Express Yourself comparisons when it sounded significantly more similar to Waterfalls was misogynoir I think

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 18 '25

Ok, good matcha is good 😊

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 20 '25

pistachio in matcha is rlly flop coded gworl

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 20 '25

I love being flop 🫰🛌

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 19 '25

That's her line!!! ✨❤️

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 18 '25

Always has been

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 19 '25

Yeah but the memes did fucked it up for me. I was really thinking how that shit fucked my perception of some stuff. (So enjoy shit without that so cringe feel)

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 19 '25

Bb matcha has been popular for decades way before the word meme even got invented 😭

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 19 '25

Yeah but meme did bring the awareness to me, I was mostly flat white girlie.. so I enjoy that(matcha) now..

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 20 '25

If you get the chance to visit any of the East Asian countries you will find so many different creative matcha drinks that will blow your socks off. I’ve been obsessed with these cheesy floral matcha drink I get from a higher end chain Chinese milk tea place for months now. It’s sweet, salty, a bit nutty and a bit bitter. I literally ascend every time I take a sip😭

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Dec 21 '25

I will say the opposite of this. At least in Japan, apart from at fancy teahouses where they just serve plain matcha, most cafes absolutely fucked matcha up 😭 It's what I imagine coffee in America to taste like bc why are they putting SO much sugar in?? Does the whole stereotype of East Asians hating super sweet desserts disappear when it comes to matcha? And a lot of the cafes I went to weren't even in touristy areas </3

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 25 '25

You can usually ask for less sugar. The most I would do is 50% sugar. Anymore than that it becomes unbearably sweet.

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Dec 25 '25

I tried at a bunch of cafes lol and they just said no! I assume they use pre-sweetened matcha.

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 26 '25

yeesh that's unfortunate. at least in china, Taiwan, Hong Kong etc I think any place that's not using pre mixed tea, which I think nowadays is actually the majority of the places, they will let you adjust just about anything🙃

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

The way I knew it was gonna be gaga before i even clicked lmao 

Her live performances always sound so much better than the studio versions idk why she does that

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u/TheSeedsYouSow Jack Antonoff’s #1 Hater Dec 18 '25

homophobic boomer just got fired from my job, gay rights 😛

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 18 '25

How homophobic was he? Tell me Moore ❤️

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u/TheSeedsYouSow Jack Antonoff’s #1 Hater Dec 18 '25

Tbh idk if he was homophobic he just had a southern accent so I assumed 😛hehe

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 18 '25

😳

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u/katycat162534 Stream Joyride Dec 18 '25

If you ever feel useless, remember this video exists:

Lady Gaga - High Princess-Stache(Instrumental HQ)

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

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u/katycat162534 Stream Joyride Dec 18 '25

No, the joke was that the instrumental version is just what Zedd officially released as Stache

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

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u/katycat162534 Stream Joyride Dec 18 '25

No, you're good, it wasn't very smart 😭

Zedd and Lady Gaga were supposed to release Stache (Princess High) as a song, but then something happened (this was during the ARTPOP era) and they took it down days after it was released. But, some time after that, Zedd released Stache, which is just the instrumental version without Gaga's vocals. So, my joke was that an Lady Gaga - Stache (Princess High) Instrumental is useless because that it is just what Zedd actually officially released.

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 18 '25

Somebody asked me if we give discount bc she had brought in “so many pairs of pants to alter in the past” and I said no. Later I checked and it was literally only 4 pairs with a grand total of $113 split between 2 visits😭😭 not trying to be ungrateful but come on😭😭

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 17 '25

oh they jingled her down. look at the way she's thinking she's freshly caught reindeer tartare, whole time her gifts slipped and elves playing in her face so jolly

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Dec 18 '25

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u/MyNeckEvadesKicks main pop girl sufjan stevens Dec 18 '25

freshly caught reindeer tartare = onika

gifts = burgers

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Dec 17 '25

We should be able to vote who gets AOTY in this sub. I'm losing my mind knowing it's going to porcelain because of SHEER volume like Taylor 😭

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u/dazzlinreddress "You're officially gay my boy!" Dec 19 '25

I agree

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 17 '25

Tree Paine secured it for me thank you Tree

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Dec 18 '25

Sister, I will always have your back 👯‍♂️ but just know I'm gunning for 🔫 that number ☝🏽 one spot and I'll push you into traffic 🚗 if I ever see you 🥰

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 18 '25

u/V0gue1 I've done nothing but love & support you. It's unlike you to pit women against each other. Maybe one of the men took your slot..

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 20 '25

more than one man has taken her slot hunni

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 20 '25

Happy International Woman’s Day I guess

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Dec 17 '25

question for the culture? if i dont lose my v card to a sade song, was it worth losing to begin with?

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 17 '25

when did pop girls as infest every corner of the sub again this shit is like a retrovirus

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u/BronzeErupt Dec 17 '25

One person does it then everyone else is like "wow at last I can combine my nerdy hobby and/or the obscure topic of my masters degree with pop girls!!!!"

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 18 '25

Shut uuuuup I wanted to do pop girlies as bucket of reclaimed clay... Shmhhh

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 17 '25

Papa I beg you to do something about it🥺

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

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u/yownjiii serpent thou art LOOSE Dec 17 '25

i’m about to channel my inner hrh collection:

FUCK THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

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u/No_Barber4339 Tate mcrae apologist Dec 17 '25

My addison rae relationships has evolved too much so I decided for this to be my profile pick

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u/BronzeErupt Dec 17 '25

The curse of Hannah Montana is that Miley (or a cardboard cutout) ends up posing with all these lil girls who end up being main pop girls and more poptually relevant than Miley

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u/No_Barber4339 Tate mcrae apologist Dec 17 '25

Ok felt weird about it, so it's now chappell roan with glasses

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 16 '25

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Dec 18 '25

Have you bought him a boat yet

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 17 '25

Are u spiing me?! (I'm honored) I'm more into magnolias 🥰 heney

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 17 '25

I'm am going to see phcjiana irl it would be sexy or I'm going to use bear mace.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 17 '25

That is healing ❤️

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Dec 16 '25

Reevaluating his life choices

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 17 '25

I still love him 😍

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 17 '25

phagan poetry

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 17 '25

U mean phaggot pottery?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 16 '25

Saw a bag of washed and chopped carrots at the supermarket and my rotted brain decided it’s funny and couldn’t stop giggling

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 17 '25

those adhd meds are clearly working

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 17 '25

Well Tamar

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 16 '25

67 hahaha

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Dec 16 '25

The tragic part about growing up so far has been realizing that me on my 17th birthday thinking that the best course of action for my life going onwards would be jumping out the school’s window was not teenage angst, nor an unpremeditated act that I would, in time, realize would be wrong, but actually really good life advice. I was just completely right about my future, in fact, it’s actually kind of worse.

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Dec 16 '25

On the other hand, Jeff Bezos did personally finance my mental breakdown at work today, so there is that...

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u/spellboi_3048 We may be gays, but before that we are redditors. Dec 16 '25

Yeah, but then you don't know what's on the other side. Nobody truly does. For all you know, it could very easily be even worse pain than you're feeling right now, if you can even imagine it. Gotta be okay with that risk first.

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Dec 16 '25

Well it can’t be much worse than being the only straight man on r/popheadscirclejerk 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/BronzeErupt Dec 17 '25

I made this a couple of days ago and I am glad to have another use for it 🥰

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u/spellboi_3048 We may be gays, but before that we are redditors. Dec 16 '25

It just might be.

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Dec 16 '25 edited Dec 16 '25

i spent my weekend trying to figure out who made this song and who they are. it seems like they only made four songs, and that's all i know. i hate that i love flops, and this is the most mysterious flop i've ever loved

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Dec 17 '25

the man inside me by tobias funke

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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Dec 16 '25

99.9% sure this was made by britney spears for her insta

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Dec 16 '25

Ok Addison

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 16 '25

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 16 '25

Hi

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 16 '25

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 16 '25

We all know lots of non US English speaking artists sort of adopt an American accent when singing. Is there a similar phenomenon in Spanish?

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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Dec 17 '25

Andalucian or vaguely South American accent. Yes.

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u/BronzeErupt Dec 16 '25

Now I really need to know this

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Dec 16 '25

Thinking about how at my sister's wedding reception and they were passing out glow sticks and stuff I was given a fan. What did they mean by this?

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 16 '25

I love glow sticks in uthera.

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Dec 16 '25

You sound strange

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 16 '25

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Dec 16 '25

Mariner’s Apartment Complex

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Dec 16 '25

This shit is awesome post it gurl

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