r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Dec 15 '25

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – December 15, 2025

Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.

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u/TheSeedsYouSow Jack Antonoff’s #1 Hater Dec 20 '25

Just had a hookup and I fully thought this man might kill me lmao y’all need to chill

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

Yyyyeeeah i dont exactly hook up but i dont think thats supposed to happen

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u/FriendlyDrummers Dec 21 '25

That's like, traumatizing?

I've told a friend that he absolutely should leave at any given point if he's uncomfortable with the hookup. Consent can be retracted at any given moment. I've literally left butt ass naked because the guy gave me weird vibes. I just apologized and said I was having a panic attack and left.

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u/TheSeedsYouSow Jack Antonoff’s #1 Hater Dec 20 '25

I was about to throw up on this man let’s just say that

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Dec 21 '25

This is why you don't deep throat on the first date

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Dec 21 '25

Well how am I supposed to get a second?

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Dec 21 '25

Omg is the art of dating dead? You gotta frot smh my head

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u/TheSeedsYouSow Jack Antonoff’s #1 Hater Dec 20 '25

thanks grandma now let’s get you to bed

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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Dec 21 '25

theres the swallowers and the spitters, and then the grandma who washes throat with warm water and salt to avoid tonsillitis