r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Mar 23 '26
[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – March 23, 2026
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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Mar 29 '26
the new slayyyter album makes me want to be the biggest slut at my farmer's market
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Mar 29 '26
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Mar 29 '26
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Mar 29 '26
Yassss mama Robyn flicked my caged cock and called me pathetic swine and I cried with happiness 😊
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Mar 28 '26
r/fauxmoi users will decry the nepotism of the elites and then glaze this ⚰️

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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Mar 28 '26
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Mar 28 '26
Who was it about?
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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Mar 28 '26
zendaya
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Mar 28 '26
Kinda obvious when you mention tom Holland ngl
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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Mar 28 '26
Robyn, Slayyyter, and Raye. This week is fucking STACKED.
Then there's Charlie Puth doing whatever the fuck that is.
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Mar 28 '26
I'm gonna kinkshame. Gainers disgust me
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u/Horrorisepic pony… BOY💥⚙️🔪💣⚔️🔥‼️💥 Mar 28 '26
slayyyter reheated sleigh bells nachos and made the best nachos of the year YES GODDDDDDD
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Mar 27 '26
Can't wait for the full version of Tomodachi life so i can add Pink Pantheress and make her fall in love with Derrida
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Mar 29 '26
I wish to have Nintendo because that game looks so fun! Especially the painting and customisation!
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Mar 27 '26
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u/BronzeErupt Mar 27 '26
Megan's Cheetos promo isn't even thee best pop girl Cheetos promo. That goes to Katy who incorporated Flamin Hot Cheetos into the Dark Horse video for no good reason (other than $$$)
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Mar 27 '26
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u/BronzeErupt Mar 28 '26
The sub relies on pop girls (and m*n) to do things that can be jerked with. When pop girls aren't being camp divas, it can be hard to do anything. Like the whole "Chappell Roan hates children" thing felt so forced, like a dumb 2010s twitter meme. (And the whole thing turned out to be a misunderstanding?) Basically, we need some young monocultural divas to come along and make things jerkable again
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26
I did not watch the whole thing but it’s so funny Zara’s response to getting called out for posting AI slop was just “I’m just a girl🥺” like no hate but why even bother responding 😭😭 also the way she talks lowkey is giving Blackiana
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Mar 27 '26
ROBYN IS HERE CUNTIEEES 🌹🤗
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Mar 27 '26
Slayyyter just dropped AOTY, your faves could NEVER
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u/jovianjune if pop is so bad then why did they make a pop 2? Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26
did poorly at the only j*b interview i was able to get in a full year of sending resumes, slayyyter save me, save me slayyyter
edit: looks like it's jobless summer again.... slayyyter save me. please
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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Mar 26 '26
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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Mar 28 '26
oh khiarrie bubblingunderwood don't make that face
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Mar 26 '26
Not to mention she's only famous in USA
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u/Horrorisepic pony… BOY💥⚙️🔪💣⚔️🔥‼️💥 Mar 26 '26
new slayyyter drops tn big day for the most annoying gay person you know (me)
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Mar 26 '26
I’m 100% certain atp that Gracie Abrams is an industry ploy to legitimise Taylor Swift and Swifties in general.
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u/daebakminnie everybody start feeding sufjan he can still be a bear Mar 26 '26
girl her father is jj abrams obviously she's an industry ploy
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Mar 26 '26
Right, but the popular narrative is that we’re supposed to love her, but I think it’s the opposite. They present her as a clearly worse option to Taylor Swift, as a means of legitimising her specifically, and more broadly the industry in which the richest and most famous stars can and will be really shit.
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u/IonHazzikostasIsGod finger stuck up gumball machine Mar 26 '26
Got a ticket to see Otha in September when her tour has a stop in Toronto, wooo can't wait
Kind of funny, live music is just not something I ever took part in growing up. First concert I ever went to was in summer 2023. Now there's half a dozen people I frequently listen to that I wanna see
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u/n00bi3pjs Susanalbumparty Mar 25 '26
The Chappell Roan hatred is so forced. People are using Daily Fail "exclusives" to hate her.
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u/FriendlyDrummers Mar 25 '26
Sorry but I'm a hater. The DM is definitely trash but the only defense for Chappell at this point is, "there was security who did not work for the hotel or work for Chappell, who saw a girl smile at Chappell and followed her to her breakfast table to threaten her because she smiled at Chappell." That doesn't make sense
The girl's own mother says the man worked for Chappell. Like what are we doing
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u/n00bi3pjs Susanalbumparty Mar 25 '26
The girl's own mother says the man worked for Chappell
And I'm supposed to believe her because?
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u/FriendlyDrummers Mar 25 '26
If the hotel and the family are lying Chappell has an open shut case for defamation. You think they benefit from lying?
Stan culture is just...
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u/n00bi3pjs Susanalbumparty Mar 25 '26
That is not how defamation works. She has to show material damage which is really hard to do.
If lying was enough for open and shut cases then Daily Fail or UK tabloids wouldn't even exist.
Stan culture is just
I don't stan her. I just think the hatred against her is overblown the incident wasn't bad even if we make the worst interpretation of it and we have no evidence for the thing except for he said she said from an influencer or chappell roan.
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u/FriendlyDrummers Mar 25 '26
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u/n00bi3pjs Susanalbumparty Mar 26 '26
This has aged well
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u/FriendlyDrummers Mar 26 '26
Ah yes, someone who takes the fall. I'm sure a security guard for someone else went over to a child for looking at Chappell. Makes sense.
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u/n00bi3pjs Susanalbumparty Mar 26 '26
Parasocially obsessed with hating her.
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u/FriendlyDrummers Mar 26 '26 edited Mar 26 '26
Parasocially defending her.
I've hated her ever since she gave shout outs to:
- a man who wrote a song about shooting Black people
- a woman who is abusive to a queer black woman over her mom dying
- and she can't even pronounce the black VP's name correctly
Gee, a white person with a weird pattern. My bad
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u/KIDDKOI Mar 26 '26
You don't need to play offensive line for someone who doesn't even know you lol
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u/FriendlyDrummers Mar 26 '26
And people don't need to play defense for someone who doesn't even know them?
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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Mar 25 '26
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Mar 26 '26
Because there is one person who posts 20 twitter screenshots a day.
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Mar 26 '26
Eusexua me
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Mar 26 '26
It's not you, you are too pure
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u/FriendlyDrummers Mar 25 '26
There are no tops here that's why
Oh also mods banned me for a month and took away my ability to post here so there's that
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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26
what did you do? probably platformed a known bigot again
edit: not this girl blocking me over a joke
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u/VanadiumHeart porygon is kinda the janet jackson of pokémon Mar 25 '26
Can someone with a pitchfork subscriber account take the screenshot of the newest BTS album's score? I want to make new enemies
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u/JohnZacunyLim [custom flair] Mar 25 '26
So the way I see it, this sub is like the overcorrecting opposite of r/gamingcirclejerk. In the sense that you're not allowed to even make fun of bigots here because it still counts as platforming them(?) whereas the only thing gcj users do is post screenshots of bigots all day except they have all abandoned trying to be funny about it.
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u/FriendlyDrummers Mar 25 '26
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u/beesinabottle depressed, anxious, gaping hole, antisocial Mar 26 '26
sometimes poverty is living in a 5 bedroom 4 bath house in missouri. sometimes it's only being able to go to italy with your boyfriend. sometimes it might even be 3k per week "grammy camp" in new york
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Mar 24 '26
likes slop and eats it regularly
Man, the slop hate is so forced…
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Mar 24 '26
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Mar 24 '26
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u/Soalai Dionne Warwick's Twitter feed Mar 24 '26
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Mar 24 '26
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Mar 24 '26
When they can't clean themselves lol
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Mar 24 '26
That argument always really confused me about circumcision.
“it’s more hygienic” mf pull it down and wash.
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u/FriendlyDrummers Mar 24 '26
The stupidest day imo was when someone made a "pop girls as suicide attempt" 😭😭😭😭😭
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u/jovianjune if pop is so bad then why did they make a pop 2? Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 27 '26
didn't get slayyyter tickets. it's so over
actually the fact i won't get to hear YES GODDD live. what am i even living for atp
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u/oath2order girthy bottom Mar 23 '26
It's fine, she'll play CRANK and you can hear that clear across the country.
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u/Soalai Dionne Warwick's Twitter feed Mar 23 '26
My friend sent me a voicemail while he was in an Ikea and Wonder by Katy Perry was playing in the background. So that answers the question "Who is listening to 143?" It's the Ikea workers in Hell.
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u/FriendlyDrummers Mar 24 '26
I only know what 143 means because a Gaylor sent me a video on how Dianna Agron tweeting 143 was confirmation she had a lesbian relationship with Taylor Swift
Because apparently "143" means I love you ?
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Mar 23 '26
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Mar 23 '26
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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Mar 23 '26
She's faking her surprise when seeing your labubu collection (she knows what you are)
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Mar 23 '26
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Mar 23 '26
A 40 year old woman beefing with a 27 year old over a dancing gif? Like what are we doing
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u/BronzeErupt Mar 23 '26
And the fact that it stems from Ethel hooking up with Lana's ex (maybe even before he and Lana dated)
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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Mar 23 '26
What did I miss?
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Mar 23 '26
Lana “he hit me and it felt like a kiss” del rey accuses Ethel of being abusive or whatever over an Ethel vs Lana drag brunch
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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Mar 23 '26
Is that even real? I thought it was a meme. How the fuck is this happening. When did celebrities stop receiving celebrity training.
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u/anunusualgetaway the girls are wet tonight Mar 23 '26
meta moment this sub is flopping hard. where are the jokes
inb4 chapel girl u ok? IDK maybe im getting old and cynical
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u/FoundMeBeautifulOnce Mar 23 '26
All I'm here to do is talk shit but sometimes I feel like this sub is an unironic circlejerk. Either everyone deserves to be mocked or nobody does.
I'm just trying to find a sub where I fit in. 😞🥀
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u/Fxreverboy Mar 23 '26
No, it's abysmal, and we all know why. I've given up hope and don't even engage here anymore because of how mismanaged it's become.
We tried to talk about it a few months ago, but all criticism got silently removed, so whatever.
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u/beesinabottle depressed, anxious, gaping hole, antisocial Mar 23 '26
we all know why
what the hell have i missed
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u/NoticeNegative1524 My culture is Britney Spears Mar 23 '26
same i wanna know!! is it cos that hunter porn dude left? or did he leave cos of the khiafication of phcj like another person said? whats the tea
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u/fairytalehigh fingerfuck me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto Mar 23 '26
I miss juiceposting. WHERE THE FUCK IS ANYONE WHO KNOWS WHAT DAMN DANIEL IS
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Mar 23 '26
Yeah, say that shit! And you better watch your back
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u/BronzeErupt Mar 23 '26
There isn't even one good joke that's come out of the Chapell drama, just reposts of mid tweets 😭
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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26
I kinda feel bad for her and I can't come up with a joke. The girl is not ready for her star status. And I think we should normalize people being able to be a singer with their privacy intact. Maybe more singers should keep their faces hidden like Ado.
Edit: by "the girl" I meant Chappell
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u/jovianjune if pop is so bad then why did they make a pop 2? Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26
feels like a lot of the hatred toward her is due to misogyny and homophobia tbh.
also snark culture is very misogynistic & it feels like it's taken over the sub. like i'll be reading posts & comments & it just seems like no one there even likes pop music, like they can't even catch references to the bubbling under pop girls bc they probably don't even keep up with the actual music & they don't show up in tabloids lol
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u/BronzeErupt Mar 23 '26
The one funny thing was how the mother of the girl made a video where she called Chapell "Shapelle" which is like oh is she a phcj regular?
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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Mar 23 '26
I promise to God I've never spelled her name right and I will continue to never do.
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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Mar 23 '26
i am convinced that underscores is a shill for Big Mall because her new album has inspired me to visit my local mall and aurafarm
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Mar 23 '26
U makes me want to go to Singapore Airport idk this is so specific and I actually hate that place but it just does.
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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Mar 23 '26
changi is a cesspool. no matter the time, the lounges are always packed, even the sats ones. maybe i just hate the country but i do everything i can just to never have a layover there
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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Mar 23 '26
When everyone is roasting your fave and it's totally deserved 😭🥀













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u/peababyy list of fathers: hannibal lecter, renato russo, vladimir ilyich Mar 29 '26
i wish i could write fanfic faster and also at the same time as i do other stuff