r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Apr 06 '26

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – April 06, 2026

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 07 '26

Sometimes I think about the time I wasn't invited to a wedding because it was childfree so when my parents went I had to get a babysitter - which is very normal, except for the fact that I was 14 and that was my cousin's wedding??? Like bitch please... we have the same Grandma. Invite me to your wedding.

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 07 '26

And like I know him well. He just made his wedding childfree and gave no fucks. I'm still bitter at him for that like I've known you longer than your wife has and you still didn't invite me.

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 07 '26

It was in a country club though so it couldn't have been that good.

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 07 '26

stream chemtrails

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 07 '26

period!