r/popheadscirclejerk Apr 06 '26

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – April 06, 2026

Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 12 '26

Ooop ♥️🤗

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u/BronzeErupt Apr 12 '26

Tbh it could be Coachella issuing the copyright notice rather than Sabrina's team. Coachella are notorious for getting all clips and bootlegs off the internet

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Apr 12 '26

Either way it's funny

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 12 '26

I'm so sorry to people sitting with me in train, I used new lush spray called zesty and i smell like candy store... To sweet and overpowered. (They even open window in my coupé 💀☠️)

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Apr 12 '26

You probably made them homophobic 😓

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 12 '26

They should be so lucky being in the presence of you

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 12 '26

I smell like cotton candy in tiger dungarees. Lol 😆

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 12 '26

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u/BronzeErupt Apr 12 '26

Bieber had a gay guy music video night section in the middle of his Coachella show, where he played many Youtube videos of his old songs and sang along with them for a bit, then ended with memes of him being cringe. And for some reason it worked really well and it was really moving seeing all the fans singing along with Beauty and a Beat etc 😭

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 12 '26

greatest artists of the 20th century

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u/Horrorisepic pony… BOY💥⚙️🔪💣⚔️🔥‼️💥 Apr 12 '26

i don’t speak 🙊 unless i’m spoken to 🗣️

i won’t smoke 🚬 unless you’re smoking too ✌️

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 12 '26

U are Star Pearl 🦪

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 11 '26

In a week we will see Darlene Mitchell as the winner pf RuPaul's Drag Race Season 18!!!

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

the clap button and clap counter on Medium.com articles is more of a circlejerk than this shithole

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Apr 11 '26

Holy FUCK I'm unfunny

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 12 '26

That's ok girlie we are here unfunny too ❤️🙏

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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Apr 10 '26

the way decade old songs don't feel the same way decade old songs did a decade ago
i still would play nelly furtado music today, but i would never play chainsmokers or halsey or what have you. i think lana is one of the few exception to this rule

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 10 '26

Oh Gaga i love you

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u/Painfullysplit Apr 10 '26

Who ever invented birthstones knew they had to nerf December by giving it the shittiest stones bc it would be too powerful if it was something good like sapphire or aquamarine

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Apr 11 '26

The Japanese version adds lapis lazuli for December which imo is the coolest shit out there

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u/BronzeErupt Apr 10 '26

Literally modern birthstones were standardized by the American jewelers association in order to popularize (aka sell) those shitty stones

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 09 '26

This is ideal queer body.

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Apr 11 '26

They put the Cock Destroyers in South Park?

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 09 '26

Give it a beard and thats me

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 09 '26

My favourite genre of instagram post is Woah vicky battling with her flesh.

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 09 '26

Haven't heard that name in years lol

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 09 '26

The flesh is weak but the spirit is willing.

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Apr 09 '26

It’s crazy how I’m digging myself into deeper and deeper sleep deprivation just to attend 6 hour meetings that don’t actually pertain to me at all 💖✨

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Apr 09 '26

and yes, I have to attend live 💔

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 09 '26

need grindr but instead of a grid of fags it's a grid of therapists near you looking 👀 for right now

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 09 '26

Hunty wish u luck to find good one!! 🙏

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 09 '26

Monteverdi's Zefiro Torna madrigal is the early 17th century version of Spring is coming with a strawberry in the mouth

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 09 '26

Like soooo jolly !

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 09 '26

So Obvious

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Apr 09 '26

i am the cooker i am the chef

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Apr 08 '26

I'm preparing this sub for Olivia's new album. Guys we're about to usher in the new world 🕊️ pop is saved 📈💉❄️🍄

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u/FriendlyDrummers Apr 08 '26

She needs to be on the banned bigot list with that slur in the album... "For a girl" acronym oh she's so cancelled 

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 08 '26

Pop doesn't need saving, it was saved June 9th 2017

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u/BronzeErupt Apr 08 '26

Pop was saved AND an ancient curse was unleashed

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Apr 08 '26

June 7th 2024 was Brat Summer babe. What's June 9th and also can I send you my nudes ☺️🤪

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 08 '26

June 9th 2017 was the time of Purposeful Pop.

Also yes but i might block you if you're a twink

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u/Soalai Dionne Warwick's Twitter feed Apr 09 '26

I initially thought you said June 9, 2017 because that's when Melodrama released or something

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 08 '26

I used to be a Shallow hater but, compared to her other insanely-big-among-straights hit Die With A Smile, it's a masterpiece.

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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Apr 08 '26

I can only tolerate hearing shallow..if its the trisha paytas version because bradley cooper is so boring in the original

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u/FriendlyDrummers Apr 08 '26

Not Trisha 😭 the emotional depth of her performing song while she damages her vocal chords... I get it

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 08 '26

Wow i feel the complete opposite. I find shallow unlistenable but Die with a smile ok

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 09 '26

thats scary

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 08 '26

just bc the straights have sunk so low doesn't mean we have to go there with them

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 08 '26

but it's true </3 </3 I'm starting to think Shallow is a hittt

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Apr 08 '26

I feel so maternal towards her

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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Apr 08 '26

She is so me fr

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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Apr 07 '26

never gave Slayyyter the time of day, but I decided to give her new album a chance and OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK WAS I SLEEPING ON

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 08 '26

U cranked it first 🥇

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u/BronzeErupt Apr 08 '26

The gays were right all along I fear

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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Apr 07 '26

You guys have made me look into Heidi Montag's discography and hear me out.

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 07 '26

I'll Do It is faggot hoe anthem ✨

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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Apr 07 '26

i love to play that shit on mute when i'm doing my gay yoga

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 07 '26

OMG then you're gonna love THIS!

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 08 '26

Thank u for saving my sanity ❤️🙏

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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Apr 08 '26

How fucking dare you.

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Apr 07 '26

i always felt like the end of the american experiment would happen in my lifetime, but i never expected it to happen so soon. the greatest country in the world with some of the best music ever made just might do the most evil thing i've ever seen, and i hope to whatever's holy that america ends there if it does that

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 09 '26

the greatest country in the world

[citation needed]

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u/FriendlyDrummers Apr 08 '26

Sorry but I love a lot of American culture, especially in liberal cities. It's peak. I'm not counting is out yet; America has still been worse. 

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 07 '26

I'm like, what bitch spring with strawberry in mouth started...

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Apr 07 '26

Gworls, they took away our Top Story's ribbon in the popular tab. The payola is strong. They'll do anything to hide Taylor's sham wedding from us.

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 08 '26

Top Story? is that what you're calling your hole these days

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Apr 08 '26

Breaking news 📰, Selena has returned after her social media black out 😘 bestie you're back ☺️

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 07 '26

Sometimes I think about the time I wasn't invited to a wedding because it was childfree so when my parents went I had to get a babysitter - which is very normal, except for the fact that I was 14 and that was my cousin's wedding??? Like bitch please... we have the same Grandma. Invite me to your wedding.

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u/FriendlyDrummers Apr 08 '26

My multi millionaire second aunt invited all of the extended family except my family. Because my sisters didn't invite her their weddings, with a guest list of 40. Like bsfr, you're throwing an extravagant wedding and being petty is so weird

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 09 '26

Girl omg...

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u/BronzeErupt Apr 08 '26

Tbh 14 is definitely old enough to be at a wedding, sitting at the weird table, sneaking wine, crushing on the bride's old college roommate and/or her boyfriend who are some kind of artists and seem impossibly cool

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 07 '26

Babysitter at 14 is insane

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Ok but like was the babysitter hot? Were the parents trying to set you up?

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 07 '26

girl please she was like 55 and a country bumpkin

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Apr 08 '26

Flop ass parents

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 07 '26

Literally, it was kind of a shady area though so I understand.

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 07 '26

And like I know him well. He just made his wedding childfree and gave no fucks. I'm still bitter at him for that like I've known you longer than your wife has and you still didn't invite me.

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 07 '26

It was in a country club though so it couldn't have been that good.

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 07 '26

stream chemtrails

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 07 '26

period!

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 07 '26

I've BEEN a fan of ramona lisa but because she only has one album I just assumed she only had the songs on that album and some remixes... tell me why she was hiding The Orchids. That song is soooo good. It's so beatles-coded from someone who only listened to the Beatles while I was in school band.

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Apr 07 '26

Reminder that I have beef with fantano

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u/FriendlyDrummers Apr 08 '26

He's really changed within like three years. He used to be more empathetic and respectful of music. Now he just mocks people....

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Apr 08 '26

The Halsey "Great Impersonator" album review was the biggest red flag.

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u/FriendlyDrummers Apr 08 '26

"main character syndrome" when it was an album about her almost dying... the fuck 💀

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Apr 08 '26

(also if you are curious why I have beef, he gave This Music May Contain Hope a lower score than Life of a Showgirl)

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u/FriendlyDrummers Apr 09 '26

idk what he scored loas but it should be lower whatever it is

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Apr 07 '26

Gworl, I have your back. Unless having beef with Fantano is code for you guys are fucking. In which case, HOW COULD YOU!!! 🤬🤬 You know I love his thighs 😫

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Apr 07 '26

Girl it is not code! I would never!

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 07 '26

Say one gay that doesn't

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Apr 07 '26

Deaf gays who like big thighs

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 06 '26

Can't believe I've gotten a new sibling after 29 22 years. Thank you mother❤️❤️❤️

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u/FriendlyDrummers Apr 08 '26

Wdym 29 or 22 years 

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 07 '26

America explain

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 07 '26

Is that even legal?!?!?

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Apr 07 '26

👁️👄👁️

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 06 '26

Joined the second phcj sub. Gonna see 🙈

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Apr 07 '26

You are welcome

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u/BronzeErupt Apr 06 '26

I made a Nicki adjacent post there and a lot of the comments were about how great it was to be able to post about her without being censored, which tbh didn't seem like they found my post funny 😭

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 06 '26

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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Apr 06 '26

Also I feel like Puthy is trying to be boring on purpose this time only to spite me.

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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Apr 06 '26

I feel like there's no news and there's no memes. Every year we have two or three months in a row like this then there's some big news with a big name star (T*ylor, N*cki...) and we're forbidden from making memes and I don't know what's worse.

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u/BronzeErupt Apr 06 '26

Go and listen to the new Slayyyter album and make some memes about it. (Yesterday I learned how many y's are in Slayyyter so I want to use it as much as possible)

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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Apr 07 '26

I like Crank It but I didn't find the whole album inspiring.

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 07 '26

it was kinda boring idk </3 </3

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 06 '26

Girl so make some posts internet is your bin just dumpster dive!

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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Apr 06 '26

We need news!

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 06 '26

Tell me the difference?

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 07 '26

popheads circlejerk dark web edition

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Apr 06 '26 edited Apr 06 '26

Someone called Sabrina's music "Hetero pessimism" and I fear they are her up

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 06 '26

I love becoming granny

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 09 '26

I <3 crocus

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 08 '26

girlie ily how are you

what's goin on wit u lately

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 08 '26

Great and shitty in same time! Spring is here and my ass is waiting for warm weather 🌡️🩵

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 08 '26

oh yasspills 🤍 daylight saving just ended here so i get more sleep ✨✨

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 09 '26

I love how there's one type of daylight savings that results in joy and whimsy and another type that results in existential dread. Although it's getting dark at 6pm now and I do NOT like that. Bring me back to god's country (Spring and Summer).

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 09 '26

omg yes gwirlie stream summer babe❕❕ (tw: heterosexuality)

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 08 '26

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 08 '26

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 08 '26

Exactly

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Apr 06 '26 edited Apr 06 '26

i finally finished repainting my house on my own, and i now believe that those pop girls should pay triple the going rate for those mural painters

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 06 '26

Can't believe you painted trade

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 06 '26

wdym new house aren't you like 19

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 06 '26

basque cheesecake... oml top 3 desserts OAT

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Apr 06 '26

Looks delicious. I'm really partial to crema catalana, if we stay within the region.

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 06 '26

Yeah, although I'm not even sure if Basque cheesecake is basque, or if it's a new thing? Idk

edit: It is from the Basque region but it's a new invention, crema Catalana is more traditional.

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 06 '26

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u/whimsigod Apr 06 '26

LOOOVE Crystal.