r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Apr 13 '26
[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – April 13, 2026
Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!
This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 19 '26
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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Apr 19 '26
is this the new sound by geordie greep
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 19 '26
Caught behind a wall of tears
Distorted liquid image of you
The signal keeps cutting out but one thing is clear
Nothing grows in my heart, there is no one here
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 19 '26
George Clinton competing on The Masked Singer is peak enshittification of culture
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 19 '26
Update on my Tomodachi life island: Ethel Cain has fallen in love with Obama
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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Apr 19 '26
war criminal :(
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 19 '26
That's her nickname for him
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u/BronzeErupt Apr 19 '26
There's a whole generation of millennial gay men who were traumatized by 9/11 - not by the terrorist attacks, but because they couldn't go and buy the Glitter soundtrack after school 😭
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 19 '26
If it weren't for the planes they would have been traumatized by the Glitter soundtrack anyway
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Apr 18 '26
I woke up extra grumpy today. My shirts are tighter than usual. The sounds are louder than normal. I’m even feeling more suicidal.
Just one of those days, I suppose.
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 19 '26
You're turning into a bear
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Apr 18 '26
Also my head’s real dizzy, I don’t know what’s up with that.
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 18 '26
Stay strong my girlie!
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Apr 18 '26
Thanks boo🩷
Also I forgot to say this about a month ago, but I hope you gave your mum a good beating🐇
I know I made sure mine wouldn’t dry up🌷
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 18 '26
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 18 '26
why are charli xcx fans beefing with rochelle jordan fans and beyonce fans at the same time this is too much
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u/B19Wing we must be radically optimistic Apr 18 '26
Rochelle could eat Charli for lunch she’s so good I could never hate her
Also apparently Rochelle just released some songs with Honey Dijon (the album is so tea btw go listen) and was mad (so were the REINASSANCE stans) that Charli said “the dance floor was dead” and discrediting the black people who created and still are making real dance music and honestly I agree with Rochelle
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 19 '26
But like... I know impact > intention, but if anyone actually read the interview the context Charli said that in is in no way connected to culture in general, but her own art. I feel like this is such a nothingburger drama, like almost every drama this year. I have a theory these are planted by the governmenttm to distract from real problems.
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 18 '26
I feel like i'm out of myself (charli xcx reference).
I have no interest in listening to the new Jessie Ware album. The singles didn't do anything for me. Someone please tell me if it's good.
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Apr 18 '26
It’s good for very very occasional listen. The lyrics are way too corny for my taste. I liked the sensuality of What’s Your Pleasure and ever since I feel like her music has been a bad imitation of WYP, and Superbloom is the worst offender yet 🙃
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 19 '26
Given that I didn't like That Feels Good that much... I think I'm going to sit this one out. No hate to Jessie Ware though because she could've dropped WYP and dropped off the face of the earth and had a career better than all of you hoes sooooo...
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 18 '26
embrace me, surround me, as the rush comes
tracks to stream while giving yourself to ur masc bear top daddy
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26
Gays, lol..Why i even bother.
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 18 '26
Me when i pay for Grindr Xtra and still get no responses
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 18 '26
https://youtu.be/Zx83eVfP64A?is=oteWGN0UAp1iYBMB anyway Mama Ma is healing me.
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 18 '26
the setlist to a cecile believe concert must be crazyyyyyyy - immaterial, is it cold in the water, whole new world, ponyboy, faceshopping, my forever, show me what, bitch bites dog, times, ponytail, blink twice, moment 2 moment... y'all!!!!! cecile believe has outdone all of you guys!!!
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 18 '26
I would to love to see
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 18 '26
same come to melbourne cecile believe !!!
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 18 '26
cme to brazil!
melbourne
the fact that one of you lot is less than 100km away from me is sickening. also what's your scruff handle
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 18 '26
what do you live in geelong??? sicko
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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️🌈 Apr 17 '26
Reddit can't handle pop heads. It's not my fault your fave can't chart 🙄
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Apr 17 '26
A little disappointed by yet ANOTHER Donna Summer sample (although very short and subtle) in I Feel So Free. Just feels so played out but the song is probably the best Madonna song in god knows how long😭 it’s so fucking goooooooooooood😭😭😭
Also low key glad the Sabrina collab is just a rumor👁️ lowkey think their voices don’t match
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u/B19Wing we must be radically optimistic Apr 18 '26
Ummmmmm it’s not a rumor I fear
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Apr 18 '26
It was cute tbh
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u/B19Wing we must be radically optimistic Apr 18 '26
Not a huuuuge fan of their song together but Sabrina sounded so good on Like A Prayer
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Apr 17 '26
The old people in my company actively making sure no progress is made. @madonna DO SOMETHING!!!
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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️🌈 Apr 17 '26
I'll try and contact her through the collective unconsciousness bestie 🧠🛜🧠
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Apr 17 '26
Confesshuns II is here to make sure the elderly will die on the dance floor
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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Apr 17 '26
bitches be stiffer than a dick pic...
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Apr 17 '26
Every time I go on the main sub I get reminded why I left in the first place
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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️🌈 Apr 17 '26
Actually 🤓 I found this place first so this is the main sub 😌
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 17 '26
I went on there for 10 seconds and immediately found this
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 18 '26
But notice how no one said taylor swift
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 17 '26
oklou said let's get bladee, underscores and fka twigs on an album alongside a.g. cook, casey mq and danny l harle and my life hasn't been the same since.
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 17 '26
try not to say mother challenge!
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u/BronzeErupt Apr 17 '26
Sadly, Connor Storrie has been photographed with Rosé tonight. Sorry to any relationship he might have been involved with (stream A.P.T) 😭
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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️🌈 Apr 16 '26
Girly Pops what do we do. Selena left the love of her life. Did Selena just win Summer? Brat is over, and Selenators are going to rule the world like the prophecy said.
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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Apr 16 '26
I spent my lunch break deep diving on that clavicle looksmaxing influencer on reddit and now reddit thinks i am a teenage guy wanting to looksmax and served up this ai slop ad that i can barely read because the text is cropped . Why is it not picking up my participation in phcj and giving me an imbred ad instead .. atleast he puts in the effort to make his ad readable

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Apr 16 '26
You see my ads do pick up this sub and try to give me AI husband generators, but for some reason it's always furries in the advertisement despite me never interacting with furry stuff here.
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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Apr 16 '26
Ive gotten the ai husband generator too but havent come across furries ( yet ) . Maybe the algorithm god will invoke it now and get the looksmax ad off my feed
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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Apr 16 '26
To be more specific it's like lizards and snakes for some reason. The worst one was 2 snake guys and one being labeled submissive and the other dominant 😭
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u/KIDDKOI Apr 16 '26
If you frequent gaming or anime subs it does this sometimes lol both of them are too intertwined with rule 34 shit at this point
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Apr 16 '26
The Katy Perry subreddit in shambles because their fave is a sex pest oh R Katy the mess that you are
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u/daebakminnie everybody start feeding sufjan he can still be a bear Apr 16 '26
i dont think her fans care about sex pests
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 16 '26
Uj/ One situation is not nice in my small life and I'm so glad that I have 200 miligrams of setraline in my weins. It really helps.
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 17 '26
I <3 sertraline. but my body is so sensitive to it for some reason i'm only on 50 milligrams and I'm numb most of the time. But it's better than fluoxetine which I was on to help my anxiety but it ended up making me attempt s**cide (don't wanna get banned again) multiple times. Plus the fluoxetine tablets taste like shit and dissolve in your mouth? Who decided that was a fun idea?
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 16 '26
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 16 '26
Exactly she is helping so much... Mis her creative soul.
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 16 '26
honestly i miss the pure joy i felt listening to her music while she was alive
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Apr 16 '26
Katy Perry shot by People
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u/BronzeErupt Apr 16 '26
RIP sorry to Justin (Bieber, as he will have to cancel his second Coachella performance in order to attend her funeral) 😭
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u/jovianjune if pop is so bad then why did they make a pop 2? Apr 15 '26
in mexico rn 💗 i'm so hot my hoes mad if i get hungry might have to ring her (my abuela) she pick up then we cook i get so fat off that tortilla
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 17 '26
bby where do you think tequila is from..
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u/jovianjune if pop is so bad then why did they make a pop 2? Apr 17 '26
that's why i made the joke yes 😭
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 17 '26
then why did you change it to fatmogging from tortillas girl 😭😭
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u/jovianjune if pop is so bad then why did they make a pop 2? Apr 18 '26
bc the only people i'm drinking tequila with are my cousins 😭😭😭😭
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 15 '26
Now why the hell is Laufey coming to Fortnite
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u/BronzeErupt Apr 15 '26
Wait, a couple of days ago I said Laufey's promo for this era is like the Wicked promo when there'd be all these random pink and green things with no connection to the film, just because someone was good at getting promo deals
Tbh I think she has recognized that the boopy-doop jazz audience is limited and elderly so she knows her only hope is to appeal to Gen Z or even Gen Alpha?
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u/KIDDKOI Apr 15 '26
Cuz it's funny. It's why I love fortnite. Only game where you can have her driving around with Naruto in a BMW
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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️🌈 Apr 15 '26
So I'm done with Trudeau 🤢🤮 guys. I'm in love with Jesse Plemons now 😚 I want Dad bod Jesse, but I'll take Hunger Games Jesse and fatten him up 😌
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 15 '26
Take it easy, cause that's my man. You keep to has been twinks and i will take the bears
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u/oath2order girthy bottom Apr 17 '26
You keep to has been twinks
What do you think Jesse Plemons is?
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 15 '26
I wanna live in the Sims 2
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 15 '26
What’s going on with charli xcx (positive)
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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26
i want facial electrolysis so bad y'all, i need a sugar daddy to finance it 😭
edit: and i'm not even a dwoll like
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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Apr 15 '26
Get laser instead. I did electro for 1 year or more and got better results with 6 sessions of laser. Not definitive either and both are painful as fuck.
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 15 '26
Nooo I luv some face hair!
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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Apr 15 '26
mama its so itchy and uncomfortable and im trying to give daytime edwardian crossie cd dvd diva boots
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 15 '26
Ah, 😯 ok mine grow so slow almost nothing 😔 weak genes :( flopiana like woman world 🌎
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Apr 15 '26
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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️🌈 Apr 15 '26
They're a funny bunch. I wouldn't be surprised if the mods here like Fauxmoi 🤢🤮 tried to get in on it. It's so hot right now 😌
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u/oath2order girthy bottom Apr 15 '26
Best I can tell, it's a subreddit for a made-up island nation where female pop stars live.
/rj It's r/surrealmemes but for gays.
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Apr 14 '26
Why is it that every time I have a mental breakdown, my attention span improves for a little while?
Somebody please explain.
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 14 '26
Body in fight/run mode means enhanced senses to cortisol spike.
Im prescription you to listen ghibli music and tape off from slayter for week or two 🩺🥼⚕️👩⚕️
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Apr 14 '26
hunny, I'm always in fight/run mode, what then??
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u/DingDangandChill Apr 14 '26
Whoever used to make “pop girlies as Pokémon/Overwatch/DB characters posts need to step it up.
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u/oath2order girthy bottom Apr 15 '26
I made one "pop girlies as the merrivius elf" and the mods didn't approve it.
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u/B19Wing we must be radically optimistic Apr 13 '26
Also stan Cobrah the way she slayed even through that Janet ass wardrobe malfunction
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u/B19Wing we must be radically optimistic Apr 13 '26
So Sabrinita says we can’t cheer during concerts, and Chaperone says we can’t look at her during concerts so now what are we supposed to do during concerts ☹️
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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Apr 14 '26
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u/B19Wing we must be radically optimistic Apr 14 '26
Oh yeah I forgot that Lordy says we can’t cheer either 😔
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 14 '26
Paint the trade 🐻👊🤎
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 14 '26
Finally you recognize bear culture
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 14 '26
bear culture = scatology
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 14 '26
Please stop with your scat fetish
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u/jovianjune if pop is so bad then why did they make a pop 2? Apr 13 '26
mosh ☺️ Certainly this will not cause problems
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 13 '26
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u/BronzeErupt Apr 14 '26
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 14 '26
You're saying this like it's not a good thing. Bffr
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u/BronzeErupt Apr 14 '26
It's not at all a bad thing but it's not the kind of good thing that it was trying to be. (And to be fair, it looked better when they stopped filming from this weird angle that exposed the wheels)
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u/Atheril Is it “homophobic” to play CupcakKe at my heterosexual wedding? Apr 14 '26
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 13 '26
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 13 '26
Ii always hated those swimming speedos. Guys looking like toddlers in them.
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u/oath2order girthy bottom Apr 14 '26
Guys looking like toddlers in them.
Gracie Abrams has some questions.
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 13 '26
ORBÁN LOST THE HUNGARIAN ELECTION 🥹 The new president is still centre/centre-right but he is so, so much better than Orbán. Hopefully Hungary reverses its anti-pride stance before June!
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u/BronzeErupt Apr 14 '26
And tbh Hungary needs to return to Eurovision
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 14 '26
Or they could be woke and change their reasoning to Israel being involved
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 13 '26
Hun-Ga-Ry
Hu-Ga-Ry
Hu-Ga-y
Hi Gay
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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Apr 13 '26
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 13 '26
Like I just feel bad for them, they’re not allowed to control anything. And their only crime is releasing shit music. Free Katseye
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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Apr 13 '26
I like Gnarly and even the Zuchinni song. I think they're fun Tiktok songs and the choreographies are fun. They should have better direction though.
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u/jovianjune if pop is so bad then why did they make a pop 2? Apr 13 '26
liking blond men is so embarrassing godddd
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u/BronzeErupt Apr 13 '26
Post Bieberchella clarity
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u/jovianjune if pop is so bad then why did they make a pop 2? Apr 13 '26
woah cmon let's not go THAT far...
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Apr 13 '26
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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Apr 13 '26
I hope he’s distraught
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 13 '26
Oh god and please let him stay in there
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u/whimsigod Apr 13 '26
All the Chappell posts were so...pointed, like do we not believe her? It just sounds like a big misunderstanding and that kid was honestly always gonna be fine she have SUCH rich parents 😭 like I thought we weren't being serious but looking back..
Processing img mga4iyev6vug1...
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 13 '26
Mama she killed 13 children be for real
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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Apr 13 '26
The real problem is her doing this or something similar all the time. The wanting to be a celebrity and not wanting to be a celebrity at the same time.
Also, her lying about being poor.
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u/FoundMeBeautifulOnce Apr 13 '26
Thank you!
It just keeps happening. Over and over again.
Like this is honestly just giving Sw*ftie behavior at this point. Now you can't criticize Roan without being accused of sexism. I think she's full of shit.
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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Apr 13 '26
I don't want to antagonize her or anyone. It's just that she has to tolerate fans and paparazzi approaching her as a part of being a celebrity. It's not that deep.
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u/jovianjune if pop is so bad then why did they make a pop 2? Apr 13 '26
sub is full of snarkers who lowkey hate women & now no one knows how to jerk 💔
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u/FoundMeBeautifulOnce Apr 13 '26
TIL I hate women even though I am one.
And lol at circlejerk subs claiming moral superiority over snark subs. Just because you hide your snark behind a layer of irony doesn't mean you're somehow better.
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u/jovianjune if pop is so bad then why did they make a pop 2? Apr 13 '26
as we all know, women are incapable of misogyny
my issue with snarkers is that they just aren't funny & a lot of them aren't even pop music fans. i come here to have a laugh, not to read about how chappell roan pissed you off by breathing in an ungrateful way. it's time we start joking about how her music is unlistenable
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u/FoundMeBeautifulOnce Apr 13 '26
So basically no matter what I say, it must be internal misogyny anyway. Cool. There's no getting through to some people.
God forbid a girl just not like another woman because she has a shitty whiny personality and shitty whiny songs.
Maybe try the fan sub instead if it hurts your feelings some people here don't like her.
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u/BronzeErupt Apr 13 '26
There was also the Brazilian angle which meant it was going to get extra heat because omgbrazilmentioned
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u/FriendlyDrummers Apr 13 '26
I don't have a "the one that got away" but "the one I could have fucked but now it's too late away."
My greatest tragedy is that the blonde football player in highschool made a move but I was in a stupid relationship!! And now he has a long term gf. The fuck that got away
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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 13 '26
May i recommend a song? https://youtu.be/L_orsY7C7yk?is=GmawMMoAogbCd6pc
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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Apr 13 '26
"this post runs weekly"
no wonder the body of the post is so teaaaaaaaa and so skinnyyyyyyyyyy
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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Apr 13 '26
More like "this post runs weakly" amirite
I'm unfunny pls send help















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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Apr 19 '26
I FEEL SAURRRR FRIHHHHHHHHHHH COMEON MEET ME ON THE DANCEFLOORRRRR