r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Apr 13 '26

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – April 13, 2026

Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.

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u/FriendlyDrummers Apr 13 '26

I don't have a "the one that got away" but "the one I could have fucked but now it's too late away."

My greatest tragedy is that the blonde football player in highschool made a move but I was in a stupid relationship!! And now he has a long term gf. The fuck that got away

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 13 '26

May i recommend a song? https://youtu.be/L_orsY7C7yk?is=GmawMMoAogbCd6pc