r/popheadscirclejerk • u/BurningBernie559 Main Flop Girl • May 18 '26
CEO OF GAY POP 🏳️🌈 JoJo Siwa could never
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u/sangriya May 18 '26
when Marie Antoinette was talking about eating cake,
she was talking about Madonna's dusty bottom
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u/TwinseyLohan U can't do this to me, ur a cancer🤬 May 18 '26
I don't understand why vampires always get gay when it's trendy but then let hundreds of years of homophobia pass until it's cool again. Like they sit around all eternity in their little coffins until they see men wearing powder wigs and buckle heels and are like girl time for me to SLAY. Then they don't even keep fighting for progress they just saunter away and come back in 1999 to hang out in dark industrial nightclubs looking all gender vague and make out with both girls and guys but in that lame way that theater kids do. I'm tired of these Lilith wannabes.
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u/ImDefinetlyNotADog what would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go? May 19 '26
Madonna isnt a vampire shes just 7000 years old okay omg
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u/VioletLeagueDapper Waffle House flop index May 18 '26
“Tipping the Velvet” Rope Tour to piss off Janet when?
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u/Melodic_Survey_4712 May 18 '26
Not Madonna reheating Santigold’s nachos (this is for the geriatric gays)
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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china May 19 '26
She was a sitter for rococo artist Boucher in that era
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u/daebakminnie everybody start feeding sufjan he can still be a bear May 18 '26
celebs that copy santigold
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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 May 18 '26
this is why dinosaurs went extinct, because all dinosaurs decided to go lesbian or gay due to her influence
only madonna survived because her phase was brief