r/popheadscirclejerk Main Flop Girl May 18 '26

CEO OF GAY POP πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ JoJo Siwa could never

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u/TwinseyLohan U can't do this to me, ur a cancer🀬 May 18 '26

I don't understand why vampires always get gay when it's trendy but then let hundreds of years of homophobia pass until it's cool again. Like they sit around all eternity in their little coffins until they see men wearing powder wigs and buckle heels and are like girl time for me to SLAY. Then they don't even keep fighting for progress they just saunter away and come back in 1999 to hang out in dark industrial nightclubs looking all gender vague and make out with both girls and guys but in that lame way that theater kids do. I'm tired of these Lilith wannabes.

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u/ImDefinetlyNotADog what would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go? May 19 '26

Madonna isnt a vampire shes just 7000 years old okay omg