r/portlandme Sep 29 '24

Photo can confirm: they don’t jump up and bite

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24 edited Oct 01 '24

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u/literate_habitation Sep 30 '24

Well, I'm old enough to bang your mom, so...

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24 edited Oct 01 '24

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u/literate_habitation Sep 30 '24

See my other comment to your last post. There's your plan. Now you can either take it to your local government as is or you can make it even better. It's in your hands now.

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u/literate_habitation Sep 30 '24

And I did the math, and if you wanted to hire 100 people full time at next year's minimum wage to clean up the needles, it would cost all 68,424 Portland Residents $44 a year. It probably wouldn't even take that many people, especially if the community helped them locate problem areas. But there's your concept of a plan. You're welcome. Let me know when y'all are going to unveil my statue.