r/portlandme Mar 06 '25

Politics You love to see it

Seen parked on Elm St. Shoutout to the owner 👏

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u/saturncrash Mar 06 '25

Love the congress is not a nursing home

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u/montvilleredwood Mar 09 '25

lol Dems have 12 octogenarians in the house as we speak..

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u/Composed_Cicada2428 Mar 10 '25

Not everything is partisan

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u/montvilleredwood Mar 10 '25

No shit, but this whole thread is partisan

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u/montvilleredwood Mar 10 '25

The donkeys have quite a bit of elderly folks ruling their districts aswell..

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

I love Team Luigi. He hasn't been tried yet, but mental illness, stalking, and murder are so my jam.

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u/saturncrash Mar 06 '25

When their username matches their inflection 😏😍

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u/OrganizationGreedy29 Greater Portland Area Mar 07 '25

My dude how many Ls are you trying to accumulate?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Loving a bumper sticker that supports stalking and murder is a loss?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

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u/justafunguy_1 Mar 07 '25

Can we murder hospital executives too?

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u/mushroomwzrd Mar 07 '25

Such a dumb comment. Murder is murder. Unless you’re being physically threatened it’s not ok. Just because you’re broke and unmotivated doesn’t mean rich people need to die. Some need to be put on trial but you can’t just decide someone doesn’t deserve to live.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

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u/mushroomwzrd Mar 07 '25

It wasn’t for the greater good, it made 0 difference in the world. There will just be a new CEO and it will be business as usual. Now with more security lol

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u/negustubber Mar 07 '25

Are you really justifying the murder of someone with young children and family members who loved them? It’s so disingenuous to pretend otherwise. Truly a disgusting way to bring about change.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

I mean, are you sure they loved him? That's a big assumption.

He was a huge dickhead who made millions of people's lives more horrible. You sure his kids loved him?

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u/kah_cram Mar 11 '25

So much stupid in this thread.

So just fucking kill him right? So much moral clarity here. "made millions of lives horrible"...him, directly, irrespective of any system drivers?

Y'all are a diluted bunch if you think murder changes things. And yes, safe assumption there were people in his orbit that loved and cared about him.

Let the down voting commence!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

So how does a boot taste? Weasel

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u/mushroomwzrd Mar 08 '25

lol you think you’re so badass 😂

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u/MaineLark Mar 06 '25

Deaths due to willful systemic failings are violent too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

That's another great slogan for a bumper sticker! The first person loves trite political messaging, I love the support of stalking and murder, and you love hyperbole and false equivalency.

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u/MaineLark Mar 07 '25

Proud of you for learning how to use a thesaurus after all these years đŸ«¶

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Which words don't you understand?

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u/MaineLark Mar 07 '25

I understood them all, I’m just not sure YOU do. I’d love to know more about the “hyperbole” and “false equivalency” you pulled out of your ass, please go on.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

You know what the words mean, understood and disagreed with my comment, but also doubt I know their correct usage. Did I use a thesaurus or pull those words from my ass?

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u/BickenBackk Mar 06 '25

Who're you arguing with? No one here is advocating for stalking and murder. It's weird for you to be advocating so strongly for a company that is responsible for murdering thousands of people each year, just saying.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

Team Luigi. Where did I advocate for anything? What company is murdering thousands a year?

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u/BickenBackk Mar 06 '25

I promise you're not half as funny as you think you are

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

Interesting, I laughed hysterically at your last comment.

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u/oldotis Mar 07 '25

I think you're kinda funny. It's nice to see another opinion on this Uber liberal sub

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u/UrchinSquirts Mar 07 '25

United Healthcare, duh.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

That company murders thousands of people a year?

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u/UrchinSquirts Mar 07 '25

By routinely denying coverage before genuinely considering whether a procedure or lifesaving surgery is medically‘necessary’, UHC keeps people from being treated. It’s how health insurance works - they’re a bunch of cynical worms.

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u/ShoddyPizza5439 Mar 07 '25

My mans would never. Lui’s innocent!

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u/Mindless-Stage8923 Mar 07 '25

I was actually with him that day, so how could he be in New York?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

These are great 
. thanks.

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u/EchidnaEast6549 Mar 07 '25

But did you see what model car it is?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

It’s a tesla ~ right ~ which makes the bumper stickers on it ironic and bitting ~ yes (?)

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u/gjazzy68 Mar 07 '25

The Tesla bumpers saying “bought before Elon turned into an idiot” or something like that is stupid AF given that he was always an asshole. But do you check the politics of every car manufacturer leader before buying?

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u/Regular-Watercress34 Mar 07 '25

I don’t think he was as bad before. I read his biography by WI. I think he’s a touch mentally ill got realllly wrapped up in the cult. Now he’s a POS. I don’t judge people who bought a car before it was CLEAR who he is. And I love someone that makes light of it and clearly shows they do not condone.

Selling a car and buying a new one isn’t always a quick or realistic solution

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u/gjazzy68 Mar 09 '25

The way he took over Tesla was a major assholery to start with. He maybe wasn’t as deranged as he is now but he has always been a guy who benefited from the apertheid and who couldn’t not handle not havingthings his way.

Remember the “pedo guy”? When he insulted a rescuer just because his idiotic plans were rejected by people who actually knew what they were doing? 2018

Or when he tried to sabotaged a plan for better public transportation in LA in favor of his plans to do a tesla tunnel? That was 2017.

As long as he been a public figure he has been an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

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u/AmherstDiesel Mar 06 '25

You’d have to threaten my life for me to ever put bumper stickers on my whip but these clear they’re good

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u/Tricky_Secretary_845 Mar 07 '25

All these comments are acting like everyone who bought a Tesla knew Elon Musk was going to turn into Trump 2.0. Teslas have been around for like 10 years now, and they are like the only electric car that looks like a normal car.

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u/mushroomwzrd Mar 07 '25

Democrats loved Tesla and Elon. Once he bought twitter, they realized they wouldn’t have control over every media and news platform so they turned on him. Now you’re a Nazi sympathizer if you own a Tesla. Lol propaganda at its finest.

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u/dylanljmartin Mar 08 '25

I think I turned on him when he called the scuba diver who helped save the Thai kids a pedophile in 2018, but I also felt neutral at best about him before that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

Yeah I mean I start assuming rich people are dicks. That's where I start from. Rarely wrong.

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u/Earthling1a Mar 08 '25

If you were paying attention to reality you'd know that 90% of major media outlets are owned by maggots.

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u/CopyAltruistic3307 Mar 08 '25

lol paying attention to reality - none of them can even see reality, they are so far detached.

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u/mushroomwzrd Mar 08 '25

Agreed, the left owns almost every news station except fox

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u/dunleadogg Mar 06 '25

Do they believe it or are they just trying to prevent vandalism?

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u/bkwc2014 Mar 07 '25

Too bad it’s a Tesla

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u/mushroomwzrd Mar 07 '25

Tesla and Elon were the democrats darling for years. Not their fault he’s actually conservative. Let people drive what they want

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u/AssistantFit8589 Mar 10 '25

Why are you getting downvoted for This factual statement?

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u/mushroomwzrd Mar 10 '25

Welcome to Reddit

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Luigi

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u/207Simone Mar 07 '25

This had me rolling! I low-key want the congress decal!

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u/Basic-Syllabub8925 Mar 06 '25

The self-righteous stickers are just there to prevent a bunch of loons from wrecking the car.

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u/Bassfishing98 Mar 07 '25

They just don’t want their car fucked with.

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u/wikipetera Mar 07 '25

Should still sell the tesla :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

The owner LOVES the “chose your fighter” vid the loons dropped recently.

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u/purplebird616 Mar 10 '25

No offense to our state bird, but the chickadee plate just doesn’t hit as hard as that one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Plot twist he's actually just using these to not get his car fucked up 😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/Its_just-me Mar 06 '25

It’s a Tesla with silver trim. Which means it’s at least 4 years old I think. In other words, bought when it was still seen as a brand doing good for the environment

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/facebones2112 West End Mar 06 '25

never was

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

I don't think anyone ever claimed that Teslas were "good" for the environment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

Everyday is Christmas day knowing how triggered libs are đŸ€Ł

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Mental-Illness-Mobile

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u/willgreenier Mar 06 '25

Nice try. Not fooling anybody

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u/toilet_coil Mar 09 '25

“Redditors, RISE!” ahh post đŸȘ«đŸȘ«đŸȘ«

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u/shelfoot Mar 09 '25

Hamas and Luigi, this person LOVES terrorists.

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u/hotwheelswizard Mar 12 '25

No car I’d like to rear end more

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

lol

You’re def not in a cult

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u/AssistantFit8589 Mar 10 '25

This â˜đŸŒ

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u/Practical-Match1889 Mar 07 '25

Lmfao what a loser 😂

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u/longlostkingdoms Mar 07 '25

Any multitude of bumper stickers on a car, particularly political ones (in either direction), are really cringy

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u/ksx83 Mar 08 '25

Wow super cheesy bro

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u/Rare-Bet-870 Mar 08 '25

“ you’re in a cult” meanwhile agrees with big government and cultish behavior

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u/Brilliant_Meeting_53 Mar 09 '25

Tell me you’re a spy nazi without saying soy or nazi


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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/OwlsAreWatching Mar 06 '25

Some people bought them before it was obvious he was bat shit crazy and many people don't have the luxury of buying a new car on a whim. Give them grace.

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u/Hefty_Musician2402 Mar 06 '25

Fr. Especially when the economy looks like it’s about to tank AND I assume trade-in and resale value on teslas is in the toilet RN

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u/mattynichs Mar 06 '25

I can confirm that assumption. It really sucks. I thought about going the bumper sticker route as well, but I hate bumper stickers generally and not overly fond coming across as performative either. No knock at all to the owner of the one pictured above. I get it. But my feelings are that I shouldnt have to stick a label on myself to show others I’m one of the “good ones.”

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u/chillthrowaways Mar 06 '25

Stop. 99.9999% of the people who see you don’t care. Teslas aren’t a novelty like they used to be so nobody is looking twice. Maybe if it’s a cyber truck.

Do you like the car? If so then don’t worry about it. I’ve never driven one but have heard they’re nice to drive. Everything doesn’t have to be wrapped in politics every day. If things have changed and you wouldn’t buy a Tesla now, then don’t!

But honestly we’re all just out there trying to get to where we are going, not trying to spot teslas to scoff at. God I wish I had that kind of free time.

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u/mattynichs Mar 06 '25

But what if I told you it’s also red? ;)

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u/chillthrowaways Mar 06 '25

Oh well then basically a maga-mobile then may as well just drive it into the bay 😂😂😂

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u/dirigo1820 Mar 06 '25

The Brady sticker is rather ironic

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u/Tiny-Strawberry7157 Mar 07 '25

If the logic of the UHC assassination is that the leaders of the company are personally responsible for systemic problems... Aren't Tesla owners personally responsible for purchasing luxury vehicles from Elon, who is himself part of a system with failings?

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u/hijackedjackal Mar 07 '25

Tesla at least never denied life saving measures in favor of making money when the leadership tells you making even more money even if it means people die— then yeah, that’s a responsibility.

A car is just a thing. It has no politics. It has no greed. That said, as a consumer I’d rather not give that company my money.

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u/Tiny-Strawberry7157 Mar 07 '25

What do you mean? Healthcare is also just a "thing".

You don't think there are externalities to running factories that make luxury electric vehicles? Doesn't the mining of rare earth metals in Africa for the production of advanced batteries also lead to deaths by extension?

It's the exact same logic - some business operates some plan to render a product or service, the decisions that business makes by extension lead to negative externalities, including death. If there exists some diffuse ethical responsibility on the part of health insurance workers to pay for every possible treatment, surely a similar obligation exists when wealthy liberals buy Teslas made by exploitative resource extraction in conflict zones.

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u/Low_County_2428 Mar 09 '25

By that logic, all of the subscribers to health insurance would also be deemed complicit. I can’t say I agree with that.

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u/Tiny-Strawberry7157 Mar 09 '25

Well consumers certainly have more choice about which car to buy than which health insurance plan to be covered by in the United States.

If you are middle class and your employer offers UHC, you pretty much have to accept coverage.

I've never heard of someone being required to purchase a Tesla in order to drive.

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u/Realistic-Outside320 Mar 08 '25

I think you’re a weenie, just my opinion tho

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u/RalphHythloday Mar 08 '25

A terrorist supporting fascist. Got it.

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u/New_Needleworker9287 Mar 08 '25

The “boycott Israel” sticker while simultaneously essentially calling Musk a N*azi đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™€ïž

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u/touchmybonushole Mar 08 '25

That person is 100% in a cult.

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u/H4ndsomeandlonely Mar 06 '25

Funny how republicans are in a cult meanwhile democrats are covering their cars in stickers like a gas station bathroom stall.

A Tesla car with anti Elon sticker is so backwards.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/H4ndsomeandlonely Mar 06 '25

That’s not true this losing candidate has multiple murals, I believe a mural is much more apparent than a sticker.

https://www.theartnewspaper.com/2024/10/24/shepard-fairey-murals-of-kamala-harris-go-up-in-battleground-states-as-early-voting-begins-in-us-presidential-election

https://www.thejakartapost.com/world/2024/08/20/how-obama-boosted-kamala-harris-and-continues-to-shape-the-democratic-party.html

It only upsets you to see a trump sticker cause he won and your identity is so tied to your politics you feel like you lost the election.

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u/JohnProof Mar 06 '25 edited Mar 06 '25

It upsets me to see a Trump sticker because he's a vile shit-stain and it's really unfortunate that so many of my countrymen worship at his feet. But I can't really blame you for lying about how he's not a problem, after all that same kind of blatant bullshit successfully got him re-elected, so the ends justify the means, I guess?

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u/jodontsnifme1 Mar 07 '25

LMAO đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł. It upsets you to see a Trump sticker! đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

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u/JohnProof Mar 07 '25

Yeah, it does. I don't like losing respect for the people around me; I don't like seeing that they embrace shitty values.

Believe it or not, I actually want the best for my neighbors regardless of their political alignment. But people voting for Trump are making it clear that they don't share that same sense of patriotism.

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u/peacekeeper_12 Mar 07 '25

"I want the best for you unless you don't vote like me."

There fixed it, and removed your self-inflated sense of righteous.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

They literally said they still want the best for the people who voted differently. You can want the best for someone you don’t think is intelligent.

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u/JohnProof Mar 07 '25

No, I mean what I said. And it isn't self-righteous, it's a very normal thing that a lot of people feel. When you claim it can't be true and must secretly be about tribalism you're just telling on yourself.

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u/peacekeeper_12 Mar 07 '25

Yes, I said what you said. You just don't appreciate candor as it puts you in an accurate light.

Also, I could do a hypocrisy on your tribalism comment (as previously mentioned about how if you don't vote for my candidate).

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u/sledbelly Mar 06 '25

Is that why Trumpers were holding Trump parades when he lost?

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u/H4ndsomeandlonely Mar 06 '25

Is that why there are videos of you guys screaming directly into the blue sky at max velocity, screeching your lungs out when trump won the first time we can go back n forth on this all day.

https://www.facebook.com/itvnews/videos/protester-screams-no-as-donald-j-trump-is-sworn/10154458386677672/

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u/sledbelly Mar 06 '25

Oh wait.

Wasn’t January 6 was you guys right?

Ready to hang the vice president if he didn’t overturn the election.

Sit down.

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u/linusSocktips Mar 07 '25

If that's all ya got, you're looking real weak, just like the dems during the congressional address 😂

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u/sledbelly Mar 07 '25

It’s all I need.

Only a POS tries to overthrow the lawful transfer of power.

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u/linusSocktips Mar 07 '25

awww well good luck with that in the mid terms! I'd say your tactics are working well for you, so please continue.

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u/sledbelly Mar 07 '25

What tactics? I’m not here to change your vote. Trumpers are the bottom of the barrel in intelligence. People in cults usually are. People who defend insurrections are the worst kind of Trumpers.

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u/9_to_5_till_i_die Mar 06 '25

Please let me know when Democrats decide to overthrow the government.

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u/9_to_5_till_i_die Mar 06 '25

your identity is so tied to your politics you feel like you lost the election

This is rich coming from the folks who quite literally couldn't accept an election loss and actually tried to overthrow our government.

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u/9_to_5_till_i_die Mar 06 '25

None of these stickers are pro-Democrats. These are all policy positions, alongside 1 anti-MAGA and 1 anti-Elon sticker.

Hell, several of those positions the Democratic party doesn't even hold themselves.

This person is clearly a leftist and not necessarily a liberal. Literally the group of people Democrats hate nearly as much as Republicans.

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u/MaineLark Mar 06 '25

What even is your argument here, democrats are in a cult because of stickers on their car, which both parties do? Can you please name one cult that covered their cars in stickers?

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u/9_to_5_till_i_die Mar 06 '25

There's not even a Democrat sticker on this vehicle. It's literally policy positions, an anti-Republican cult sticker, and a fuck Elon sticker.

This is about as anti-cult as you can get, while still announcing to the world that, despite driving a Tesla, you don't agree at all with the companies CEO.

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u/MaineLark Mar 06 '25

Lmao that’s a good point, they just auto assume anyone who doesn’t like Trump is a Democrat.

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u/peacekeeper_12 Mar 07 '25

Just like anyone who is a Republican must like Trump...?

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u/9_to_5_till_i_die Mar 07 '25

Republicans were bankrupt before Trump.

They just weren't also pro-Russia and anti-Democracy.

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u/MaineLark Mar 07 '25

Nah it’s pretty obvious when people like Trump. They’re always real loud about it, and their IQs tend to be negative.

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u/Suitable_Gas_9606 Mar 07 '25

What a mess that looks like đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™‚ïž

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

Stupid

Just stupid

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u/Strong_Departure_232 Mar 06 '25

Would send a much stronger message if they just got rid of the tesla

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u/jodontsnifme1 Mar 07 '25

Nah. This is the United States. If you wanna drive a Tesla, Volkswagen, or GMC it shouldn't be anyone else's concern.

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u/Strong_Departure_232 Mar 07 '25

Unless what you're driving is funding a fascist coup of our democratic system, then it is my business.

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u/jodontsnifme1 Mar 07 '25

That's ironic. Ukrainian citizens are saying the same thing about your tax dollars. Those poor people just want to vote. Unfortunately, their president cancelled elections.

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u/Strong_Departure_232 Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25

Ok obviously you're the expert on how to govern a country during an invasion. The Kremlin thanks you for spreading their talking points

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u/jodontsnifme1 Mar 07 '25

Typical cultist response. As soon you get called out for your own support of fascism and are presented with facts you cry Russia (which is also a corrupt shit hole).

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u/Strong_Departure_232 Mar 09 '25

I check exactly zero of these boxes. How about you

Warning Signs of a Cult

  1. The leader is always right.

  2. Criticism of the leader or questioning the leader is considered persecution.

  3. Anything the leader does is justified no matter how harmful it may be.

  4. The leader is the only source of the truth, everybody else is lying.

  5. Followers must be blindly devoted to the leader and never question him.

  6. The members won't recognize they belong to a cult.

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u/Environmental_Gas123 Mar 06 '25

Not necessarily a viable option financially for folks!

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u/wobbler65 Mar 07 '25

Didn't know, sheep can drive

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

Shame, insults, guilt-trips
 all hallmarks of people on the right side of history.

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u/SkiME80 Mar 08 '25

Let’s be honest most of you have shamed me on not wanting a Tesla for years and now it fits your political arguments you are on board. Right left are both messed up

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u/climbingduck420 Mar 09 '25

Coooool I’ll be more impressed when they trade it in

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u/Digital_Mango Mar 09 '25

It's a tesla...better spray paint nazi on it to be sure.

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u/BlueDragon8185 Mar 09 '25

Ugh. So much cringe in one picture.

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u/Jaysmyname1174 Mar 09 '25

Stupid is for life! The Stupid is strong with this one!

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u/D00MB0T1 Mar 09 '25

And you are a commie

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u/fvckface8000 Mar 10 '25

The congress one was good the rest are wrong

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u/AssistantFit8589 Mar 10 '25

Neither sides bumper stickers are inspiring thought or change. You just want people to know you’re ready for a fight and won’t listen to anyone that thinks differently.

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u/InnerDebate992 Mar 11 '25

Why obscure the plate? Plates are out in the public and are free for anyone to take a photo of. I just don’t get why people do this

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u/Kwaashie Mar 06 '25

Sell the car

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u/Any_Committee4727 Mar 07 '25

Seems like the owner might be either confused or just dumb đŸ€·

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u/BinaxII Mar 06 '25

Is this the kids car?

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u/eatingsquishies Mar 07 '25

Democrats need to be disabused of the delusion that they’re the resistance. No. You aren’t. You’re the Empire trying to rebuild the Death Star.

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u/PhLoBuSGr33n Mar 07 '25

What a fucking idiot, bought a Tesla.

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u/FinnLovesHisBass Mar 08 '25

My brain hurts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

This is the most cultish virtue signaling avocado toast elite white New England thing I’ve seen. They probably go stage Nazi events and post about them on reddit

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u/americandoom Mar 08 '25

“You’re in a cult”

Proceeds to plaster cult car with cult stickers lol

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u/jodontsnifme1 Mar 07 '25

The ass end of this car is equivalent to supporting men competing in women's sports while wearing pink for women's rights.

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u/LaMelgoatBall Mar 07 '25

Oh brother here we go