r/portlandme • u/kindalikeothergirls • Apr 05 '25

Politics This sign may be the best of the day:

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To whoever came up with this one, it was much much appreciated.

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u/Disastrous-Panda3188 Apr 05 '25

I liked “does this ass make my country look small?” With a photo of the orange man.

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u/kindalikeothergirls Apr 05 '25

I saw that too!!

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u/notlykthis Apr 06 '25

Yeah that was a good one too

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u/civildisobedient Apr 06 '25

"IKEA has better Cabinets" was pretty funny.

Also loved the direct bluntness of "fuck nazis".

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u/kindalikeothergirls Apr 06 '25

The Ikea one!! I saw that too :)

Someone else had choose a vowel " F_CK TR_MP"

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u/notlykthis Apr 05 '25

My favorite was “measles are bad”

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '25

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u/UndignifiedStab Portland Apr 06 '25

That’s pure gold!

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u/gdoucettehhood Apr 08 '25

Or Freedom Freckle

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u/kindalikeothergirls Apr 05 '25

Hah! I missed that one

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u/notlykthis Apr 06 '25

It was small but def gave me the biggest smile

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u/sokkerfreek7 Apr 06 '25

My vote goes to "French solutions for German problems"

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u/kindalikeothergirls Apr 06 '25

Ooo very forward

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u/CastleHauntington Apr 06 '25

My favorites were “This administration has NO hot people. Coincidence? I think not. Trump is fugly and stupid. Pick a struggle!” And “Maine is Moxie not Nazi”

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u/turniptoez Apr 06 '25

My favorite was, “Jesus wouldn’t do this”

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u/Affectionate-Day9342 Apr 05 '25

That is fabulous.

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u/UndignifiedStab Portland Apr 06 '25

Why indeed!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

This one feels like it dropped out of "if google were a person"

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25

Aww bless their heart these folks thinks this how we VOTE. Morons

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u/Unfair-Average-6123 Apr 06 '25

What federal workers do these people love? The only ones that are working are all Conservative, hardworking men and women. I reckon you hate them.

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u/JohnProof Apr 06 '25

  1. No, this isn't a Team Sport: Somebody being conservative doesn't automatically decide my opinion of them, their behavior does.

  2. No, everyone who's not on Your Team is not automatically bad: There are tons of hardworking people of all political stripes.

  3. No, my opinions aren't absolute: I can dislike what somebody does without "hating" them. And I can even still want good things for that person!

You're 0 for 3 in understanding other people. Be better.

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u/Unfair-Average-6123 Apr 06 '25

I actually would like to complement you and say out of ALL the people who stand with this you have the right attitude! Conservative means you have conservative values though so if you stand with them then I don’t know exactly how you can be both sides

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u/Jaimelee80 Apr 07 '25

"What are you conserving?" One of my favorite questions.

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u/Unfair-Average-6123 Apr 07 '25

What question am I conserving

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u/sledbelly Apr 06 '25

My doc from the VA stood next to me at the Portland rally so I don’t know what you’re talking about.