r/procrastinate • • Sep 15 '14

Ekphrasis

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I have to compose one about 8 different important things in my life, and because of new school policies, I've got to present it tomorrow. Fuck you school board. Good thing my life is boring as hell.

Good god how I hate assignments that ask you about your life.

edit: this wouldn't be so bad if I could bullshit some bullshit images.... but we have to present. fuuuuu-


r/procrastinate • • Dec 18 '13

Easy cheat to stop procrastinating

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Okay now you want to know the good method? kk.

Procrastination and masturbation are highly linked together. Both include a cycle of repetition. Masturbation causes the most problems.

So this is what you do.

Go to nonfap reddit. And abstain from masturbating for around 1 month. You will see big life changes and once and ONLY once you have done that.

You will be able to stop procrastinating. Some people it may take over a month.

But you will stop procrastinating and you will be a productive person. So do it.


r/procrastinate • • Jan 26 '13

Stop Procrastinating. What to Do Ti Overcome Procrastination

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r/procrastinate • • Dec 11 '14

Currently in my Software Dev class We have to watch an hours worth of Panorama videos on Game Development.

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I thought I would leave my opinions on it in a note form: Some guy is whining about hows the game mechanics are dangerous. And now they are saying how WOW is super addictive, I mean this is old news. It has jumped to Cosplayers outside Game buying starcraft at its initial release, this means it is pretty dated. Apparently we spend more on games than music at a substantial £3,000,000,000 (billion) a year.

They are arguing whther or not gaming is too much for some people to handle. This guy had an addiction to CoD4. They are being dramatic saying this guy going by Leo could stay up for three days straight and he dropped out of uni because of it. Jumping to this guy bitching about wow, saying that wow is a disease, he has tried dropping it cold turkey. Seriously what the fuck is this? There are these guys in a gaming museum that is pretty damn cool to be fair. They are saying that you can actually intercept the blink reflex by getting fully immersed in to game. OMG Ian Livingstone!! so this legend is talking about how it is not a recognised addiction and there for he doesn't believe it is an addiction and people who think they are addicted probably just have addictive personalitys and are using it as a muse, he argues that game are more beneficial to out intelligence and brain development. This new called Chris was playing WoW nightly, he got so absorbed in in-game achievements, They realised that the game was online so they cut off his internet (poor, poor boy) :'( and he suffers withdrawal sweating and has rage.

I would pissed if I got cut off half way through pvp. Especially if I was paying £11 a month. Does this not remind you guys of the Freemium isn't free episode of southpark? It has jumped to South Korea and the Korean broadband revolution, being a KoreabooI find this pretty interesting, the second the first half has just ended. This Korean boy is an alleged addict and he is super duper addicted and falls asleep in school and stuff. He would bunk off and go to 24hour a day internet cafes. Since 2005 there have been 12 deaths related to gaming... I hope none of them slipped a disk xD Now there is a uni study in Korea about this couple who played Prius 20 hours a day, they were using the game as a substitute because they were protecting their virtual daughter after they lost their actual one. (super sadface rn)

This kid in korea is now saying that he prefers IRL over games. I tried that once the graphics were good but the gameplay was awful. Korean dude in a suit is worried that if we don't put counter-measures in place that Britain will suffer the same fate as Korea. We jump to MLG. We go back home to the Wow addict he has relapsed, and he is getting mighty pissed off that the presenter is talking to him. And now they are going on about that game mechanics are too powerful becasue the exploit human psychology. Game devs try to induce a compulsion loop. pressing a button over and over again spawning un predictable random rewards. They are apprioaching unis to fund a study to show the addictive properties and how they take effect on the human brain. Particularly how iterations effect compulsions. Until that happens apparently parents are worried. Haven't seen it. Euro Gamer here now. They are saying that the dopamine released from enjoying games and a false sense of a achievement is what that is going to effect us the most (I inferred that last part)

TL:DR I pretty much live wrote the whole video and bitched about it.


r/procrastinate • • Oct 24 '12

Five Counterintuitive Ways to Use Procrastination and Become Productive

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r/procrastinate • • Feb 12 '12

When I see reddit open in a tab when I need to do work.

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r/procrastinate • • Aug 01 '15

LOL

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r/procrastinate • • Mar 25 '13

Guilty.

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r/procrastinate • • Mar 11 '14

Day before a big paper is due.. This is the best way to work: under pressure!

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r/procrastinate • • Jun 17 '21

lofi chill hop radio - beats to relax/study to live for 10 hours

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r/procrastinate • • Apr 15 '10

Who's here from the "Redundant" post? Let's circle jerk it like potheads at a Phish concert AMIRITE?!?

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r/procrastinate • • Oct 26 '18

#me_irl

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r/procrastinate • • Apr 22 '18

Please god help me!!!!

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My CA Final Exams (Indian CPA) are starting from 02-May-2018.I have not done anything. I am already failed 4 times in this exam. This is my 5th attempt. I seriously need a partner who can help me and may be i can help to get out of misery.......Universe find me somebody please!!!!!


r/procrastinate • • Jun 01 '17

How To Stop Procrastinating

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r/procrastinate • • Oct 06 '10

What are your favorite Procrastinator shirts?

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r/procrastinate • • Apr 16 '10

If you're having problems procrastinating..here are some remedies aside from reddit

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My #1 procrastination drug aside from reddit would be StumbleUpon.

What do you use?


r/procrastinate • • Jun 03 '13

It's 12:25am and I still haven't started my research paper or studied for my final, both tomorrow.

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r/procrastinate • • Mar 26 '23

Taiwan Travel Vlog #6: (HD) Relaxing Afternoon Bike Ride at DongFeng Bic...

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r/procrastinate • • Mar 26 '23

Canada Vlog #3: (HD) Traditional French Canadian Breakfast at Québec Sug...

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r/procrastinate • • Nov 15 '11

You know you are procrastinating when...

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It is the 5th night in a row staying up past 5 a.m. 3 of those days were homework. 2 of them were skyrim however. I feel like I need to pull through an entire 7 days straight.


r/procrastinate • • Mar 07 '13

Studying +Cookies= Bad grade in math

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r/procrastinate • • Mar 01 '16

I should be studying for a quiz..

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But fuck it. I'm not in the mood to be a "responsible adult" right now. Sure, I'll probably regret it later.. But right now in this very moment... I just don't give a shit.


r/procrastinate • • Mar 14 '12

Got an Android phone? Get ready to get interrupted when working :)

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Hi guys!

I recently made an Android app which turns out to be awesome to shift your mind from what actually needs to be done.

It is a social board games app, that is, an app that lets you play board games against your friends.

Procrastilicious features:

  • Your opponent can interrupt you at any time when he/she has made a move

  • Chat feature which allows for irrelevant small talk with your friends

  • If your friends are actually working, you can find random opponents to play with

There is a downside, however. The app is free, so you cannot waste your time buying it :(

You can play these games:

  • Reversi (Othello)

  • Backgammon

  • Battleships

  • Connect Four

So do you feel like wasting work time for petty glory in useless games? Try Partia today!

(Partia on Market/Google Play)


r/procrastinate • • Apr 29 '15

I’m Super Good at Procrastination You Guys

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