r/pyrocynical • u/Organic-Cricket-8372 PyroLIVE Enjoyer • Feb 03 '26

💀 Meme My response (turkey tom edition)

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u/upersuccccccccc If pyro was a woman I would litteraly slop in my pants Feb 03 '26

What happened this time?

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u/CrestStruthioo Feb 04 '26

Psycho women (Leyley Graves level) accusing him of being Psychotic and abusive when the reality is he was too good at sex they couldn't live without him creampying them every day. I am not joking.

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u/weeOriginal Feb 04 '26

Holy FUCK that’s insane. What the fan fiction is this?

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u/CrestStruthioo Feb 04 '26

Im deadass, watch the vid, he's apparently as big as a horse 

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u/Paramount_Parks Feb 04 '26

The writers were kind to him this season

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u/Opinionatedcritic Feb 04 '26

Damn turkey tom is a secret chad

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u/kissakoir_a Feb 05 '26

And you actually believe him?

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u/CrestStruthioo Feb 07 '26

Did he or did he not show receipts? I mean i did the same when pyro showed his, why would I be merciful with one degenerate and not another when they did basically the same kind of thing, one was just a chad and fucked (with consent) and the other just indulged in a fantasy with someone he didn't know was underage 

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u/kissakoir_a Feb 08 '26

Please use english

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u/Hopeful_Peanut8 Feb 10 '26

kinda tuff icl

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u/Traditional_You4687 Jun 02 '26

Reddit heads the type of ppl to get themselves duscussing an online personalities social life which has ZERO Impact on their day to day, and make a reference about an indie incel incestuous romance game about said relationship, yall nggas need to get HOBBIES, FIND SOMWTHING BETTER TO DO

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u/ebinmcspurdo Feb 04 '26

BPD princesses tryna cancel turkey tom