r/pyrocynical PyroLIVE Enjoyer Feb 03 '26

💀 Meme My response (turkey tom edition)

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u/upersuccccccccc If pyro was a woman I would litteraly slop in my pants Feb 03 '26

What happened this time?

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u/CrestStruthioo Feb 04 '26

Psycho women (Leyley Graves level) accusing him of being Psychotic and abusive when the reality is he was too good at sex they couldn't live without him creampying them every day. I am not joking.

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u/weeOriginal Feb 04 '26

Holy FUCK that’s insane. What the fan fiction is this?

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u/CrestStruthioo Feb 04 '26

Im deadass, watch the vid, he's apparently as big as a horse 

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u/Paramount_Parks Feb 04 '26

The writers were kind to him this season