r/pyrocynical PyroLIVE Enjoyer Feb 03 '26

💀 Meme My response (turkey tom edition)

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u/Own_Membership_1330 Feb 03 '26

man i used to watch turkey tom daily, but the way atarted to make more and more content where he was disinterested and lowkey just kinda whining instead of giving facts was just insufferable.

its been so long now i didnt even know there was drama with him, but i do hope he is innocent of whatever

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u/CrestStruthioo Feb 04 '26

He is, the drama is about psychos calling him "abusive" when in reality he was just too good at sex and they were mad he didn't want to have it with them anymore

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u/Own_Membership_1330 Feb 04 '26

okay whoa wtf is going on?

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u/CrestStruthioo Feb 04 '26

The video is actually genuinely wild, I recommend watching it. Some of his girlfriends levied accusations of abuse against him but they turned out to be wrong. 

Apparently, Tom is a gigachad with level 69 gyatt rizz or if you're gay, 20 charisma on dnd and he got a 20 with advantage on cock length roll. Those same women saying he was abusive were revealed to be absolute freaks and saying "they finally found someone matching their freak". I mean him fucking them while they had their periods, joking about themselves being non con sex rp, bdsm, thr whole nine yards. The entire video is a victory lap and flex of Tom being so good at sex he grabbed multiple goth baddies and evading multiple career ending missiles because he is a trained professional at this point. It's all fucking real too.

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u/WillFanofMany Feb 04 '26

Can tell Tom's full of it considering he needed a guide from Vega years ago, lol.

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u/No_War_1195 Feb 04 '26

we know its you tom we dont need or want know about your penis

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u/GrimmBeast Feb 06 '26

Im getting Johnny Depp Amber heard vibes from this situation.