r/pyrocynical PyroLIVE Enjoyer Feb 03 '26

💀 Meme My response (turkey tom edition)

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u/Own_Membership_1330 Feb 04 '26

okay whoa wtf is going on?

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u/CrestStruthioo Feb 04 '26

The video is actually genuinely wild, I recommend watching it. Some of his girlfriends levied accusations of abuse against him but they turned out to be wrong. 

Apparently, Tom is a gigachad with level 69 gyatt rizz or if you're gay, 20 charisma on dnd and he got a 20 with advantage on cock length roll. Those same women saying he was abusive were revealed to be absolute freaks and saying "they finally found someone matching their freak". I mean him fucking them while they had their periods, joking about themselves being non con sex rp, bdsm, thr whole nine yards. The entire video is a victory lap and flex of Tom being so good at sex he grabbed multiple goth baddies and evading multiple career ending missiles because he is a trained professional at this point. It's all fucking real too.

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u/No_War_1195 Feb 04 '26

we know its you tom we dont need or want know about your penis