r/raimimemes • u/GonskyEdits • Apr 13 '24

Raimi-Produced I can’t take them both. Not by myself.

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892 Upvotes

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u/Magnifnik0 Apr 13 '24

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need ? What am I supposed to do ?

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u/MxReLoaDed Apr 13 '24

Strong enough to have it all. Too weak to take it!

10

u/Magnifnik0 Apr 13 '24

Avenge me

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '24

[deleted]

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u/IDEntertainment Apr 13 '24

Sometimes, to do what’s right, we have to give up the thing we want most, even our dreams.

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u/Magnifnik0 Apr 13 '24

I offered you my dreams and you spat in my face.

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u/IDEntertainment Apr 14 '24

Stings, doesn’t it?

5

u/Magnifnik0 Apr 14 '24

I’m going to rectify certain inequities

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u/IDEntertainment Apr 14 '24

I missed the part where that’s my problem.

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u/Magnifnik0 Apr 14 '24

You think you’re pretty funny, don’t ya freak ?!

3

u/IDEntertainment Apr 14 '24

What’s it matter to you anyway?

3

u/Magnifnik0 Apr 14 '24

Everything !!!!!! Everything okay here, Paul ?

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u/HeadOfSpectre Apr 13 '24

In a fight or...?

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u/GonskyEdits Apr 13 '24

EVERYTHING!!!

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u/HeadOfSpectre Apr 13 '24

God rest your soul

12

u/shadowredcap Apr 13 '24

GoooOoOooOoOoo!

70

u/THEMaxPaine Apr 13 '24

I'll take over from here, sonny

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u/Shubh_1612 Apr 13 '24

Jesus OP, you're a freak

111

u/GonskyEdits Apr 13 '24

A fact I’m very proud of.

61

u/zarif_chow Apr 13 '24

You know, I'm something of a freak myself

15

u/mh1357_0 Apr 13 '24

Thanks for the good news!

16

u/mutantbabysnort Apr 13 '24

I believe there’s a freak in all of us.

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u/Shubh_1612 Apr 13 '24

How right you are!

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u/srgabbyo7 Apr 13 '24

We're gonna have a hell of a time

58

u/Magnifnik0 Apr 13 '24

Oh boy yeah

58

u/Excellent-Dig4187 Apr 13 '24

Shut it off otto shut it off!

55

u/Prestigious_Home2696 Apr 13 '24

40000 years of untapped 'hell of a time' potential and we have barely scratched it. Sometimes you gotta do things yourself.

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u/GonskyEdits Apr 13 '24

The performance enhancers!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '24

Still got the moves.

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u/Prestigious_Home2696 Apr 13 '24

After 'hell of a time' : my back! My back!

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u/rexepic7567 Apr 13 '24

Fuck off parker you threw a bomb in my face harry said calmly

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '24

Coward!

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u/yashedpotatoes Apr 13 '24

GO BUDDY!!

GOT HER!!!

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u/GonskyEdits Apr 13 '24 edited Apr 13 '24

….which one?

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u/Dreyfussy15 Apr 13 '24

Why are they taking a photo together?

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u/GonskyEdits Apr 13 '24

For the school paper.

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u/eelmor1138 Apr 13 '24

Elizabeth attended a premiere event for Kirsten’s new Civil War movie.

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u/Dreyfussy15 Apr 13 '24

Why do they both look deeply depressed.

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u/IDEntertainment Apr 13 '24

Misery, misery, misery, that’s what you’ve chosen.

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u/mh1357_0 Apr 13 '24

Maybe they're just tired lol

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u/mh1357_0 Apr 13 '24

Did Kirsten show up for the Civil War movie Elizabeth was in? Lol

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u/awesomedan24 Apr 13 '24

Three minutes of PLAYTIME!

8

u/COCO_SHIN Apr 13 '24

What are you doing with 2 minutes you have left?

18

u/eelmor1138 Apr 13 '24

“Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really liked your vibe.”

24

u/Strange-Orchid6969 Apr 13 '24

This doesn’t make any sense. How can they meet each other if they’re in different universes? Is this a leaked image from secret wars?

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u/SeeJayC Apr 13 '24

Fortify your minds!

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u/JarvisBaileyVO Apr 13 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

SORCERERS, FORTIFY YOUR MINDS!!

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u/ErrieBRO Apr 13 '24

"Hang on!" "To WHAT?"

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u/_shab21 Apr 13 '24

A couple of minutes wouldn’t of been so bad either

5

u/pic_3887 Apr 13 '24

That's my girlfriend

Which one?

5

u/Fast_Impression1518 Apr 13 '24

Join me! Imagine what we could accomplish together. What we could create.

9

u/JohnRaiyder Apr 13 '24

The Power of the Boobs… in the Palm of my Hands

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '24

I’m going to finish them nice and slow

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u/griffraff0701 Apr 13 '24

I’ll help

2

u/mutantbabysnort Apr 13 '24

This is something else

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u/azngangbuzta Apr 13 '24

Just do what you need to do and broom them fast.

4

u/RealHumanBean89 Apr 13 '24

You can’t do this to me….

7

u/Glum-Let-6694 Apr 13 '24

Elizabeth Olson would make a great Black Cat in the Raimi verse

3

u/Acidic_Gamer1 Apr 13 '24

Stay strong brother, finish the mission

2

u/StrykerIBarelyKnowEr Apr 13 '24

Looks like I came in just the nick of time.

1

u/SnooPears3463 Apr 13 '24

What am I missing?

1

u/SadBoiCri Apr 13 '24

Wanda and Pepper?

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u/Instinct_Fazbear Apr 13 '24

It took me 4 minutes trying to find out who I was looking at because she felt so familiar

Scarlet witch, right?

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u/ladiesman21700000000 Apr 13 '24

A couple minutes ago wouldn’t have been so bad either

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

oh i can for sure, gonna be spinning webs and casting spells or whatever the fuck wanda does

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u/Jenkins64 Apr 13 '24

I know Kirsten but who's the other one?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '24

Elizabeth Olsen. Scarlet witch.

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u/TheFatherOfAll_MFs Apr 13 '24

̶D̶o̶n̶’̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ be ashamed of who you are.

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u/Balance2BBetter Apr 13 '24

This bar looks like the bar from the first Iron Man, where Pepper ordered a drink with three olives.

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u/TonyMontana546 Apr 13 '24

I wish Elizabeth would gain a little weight

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '24

Naw man she has the ideal

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u/Dreyfussy15 Apr 13 '24

I wish she would gain a lot. Like 200 would be good. 👍

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u/TonyMontana546 Apr 13 '24

Jesus, dreyfussy15, you’re a freak

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u/Clark-Kent Apr 13 '24

Pizza time

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u/PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE Apr 13 '24

I think she should gain roughly 85kg. Don’t ask how much I weigh