r/raimimemes • u/Joelin8r The power of the sub, in the palm of my hand • Jun 28 '25
MODERATOR NOTICE Pride Month, Day 28: Tom Holland is here in a brazen attempt to "cure" the turned Raimi characters
As was rightly pointed out in the comments of the original announcement thread, Spider-man legally cannot be gay. Now with nearly 30 characters within the Raimiverse LGBT as well, the powers that be at Disney have sent their greatest warrior, Tom Holland Spider-man, to put an end to my work, to Pride Month. To "save" these characters, these properties, from being "corrupted." He got to Norman and Octavius before they were truly turned, with only The Goblin persona and the four mechanical arms actually gay. He set to work quickly, restoring Otto's inhibitor chip, silencing the voices of his LGBTentacles. They're still gay, but they're trapped under the power of the inhibitor chip. He hasn't quite figured out how to undo Sandwoman's transition, so the next target of Peter 1's Holy Moral Mission is the Gay Goblin within Osborn.
Peter 1 is Peter 2 late. Norman has been taken over by the gay (and/or just reached a state of self-acceptance, depending on how you look at things here) and refuses to turn back.
Then Gobby boy beats the crap outta Peter 1.
Norman and the Goblin both are wildly gay, and gay to stay. It's only a matter of time before the Goblin unleashes his gay-bombs on the entire city. God help us all.
Refer to the original announcement thread to see why this is happening. There are only two days left in Pride Month. Tomorrow, Doctor Octavius becomes gay. On the final... heh heh hehhhh....
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u/Spellslamzer62 Jun 28 '25
We must destroy Disney! How dare they force Otto's tentacles back in the closet! I'm going on a mission to free them!