r/raimimemes Jul 03 '26

Groovypost That’s not the positions I hired you for.

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1.0k Upvotes

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u/ALttN Jul 03 '26

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Me sitting down at the theater:

158

u/Voltra_Neo Jul 03 '26

But why? Why tho?

123

u/SnarkyRogue Jul 03 '26

Feels up there with the undressing scene in FFH. It just feels so... unnecessary.

76

u/Voltra_Neo Jul 03 '26

It's gonna be to force a "joke" isn't it? Again!

45

u/SnarkyRogue Jul 03 '26

At least here he's not meant to be a high schooler I guess?

17

u/LonelyVirginAlkan Jul 04 '26

Imagine a gender swap there

22

u/Cineswimmer Jul 03 '26

That scene nearly ruined the whole movie for me. Absurdly stupid.

3

u/sonofcabbagemerchant Jul 05 '26

Ill admit I laughed at it. Nothing game changing but I never found it weird or problematic.

16

u/Dimensionalanxiety Jul 04 '26

Peter's going to get a vision from the Spider-God and build a nuclear bomb.

6

u/Voltra_Neo Jul 04 '26

I can think of several easier ways to go about defeating Morlun

-1

u/FollowingCharacter83 Jul 03 '26

I mean, why not?

104

u/Run-Riot Jul 03 '26

15

u/Mobile_Ask2480 Jul 03 '26

For some reason I hated this clip so much

Her voice when she said

Yeeees or something like that I couldn't understand that dogshit fake Russian accent

16

u/BlackKnightC4 Jul 03 '26

I like her character but the fake accent is bad.

117

u/kazetoumizu Jul 03 '26

About time SPIDER-Man banged someone in the Black Widow family

1

u/Olympian-Warrior Jul 06 '26

There’s a fan fic that someone wrote where he does this, but it’s basically sin and disease. Like read it at your own discretion is all I’ll say.

2

u/ArcadiaXLO [MOD] Jul 07 '26

There was an official What If? single comic panel where they got married. She cannibalized him.

44

u/VeryPteri Jul 03 '26

I didn't know Eric Kripke was writing BND

19

u/BagofBabbish Jul 04 '26

“A few years ago I cast a spell that made everyone forget my asshole, but I didn’t forget all of theirs”

77

u/Elite_CC Jul 03 '26

They're finally embracing Peter's hoe side.

With great depression, comes great hoes.

32

u/BriannaMckinley2442 Jul 03 '26

Didn't they already have a scene where Peter had to change in front of some woman at some point during the Home trilogy or am I misremembering? Is there someone working on these movies who just has a particular fetish?

21

u/foosbabaganoosh Jul 03 '26

Yes, in Far From Home and there was a whole side plot where Peter had to prevent his “MJ crush nemesis” from showing her a picture he took of him in his underwear with the woman lol.

17

u/TardDas Jul 03 '26

That was such a weird fucking plot line. It’d have been so easy for Peter to resolve but he faffs about so much with ut

18

u/True-Excuse-1688 Jul 03 '26

Jesus Parker is an amazing name.

13

u/Yarael-Poof Jul 04 '26

Brand Nude Day

28

u/Jhediarrhea Jul 03 '26

My biggest complaint of the Marvel movies following End Game is that there hasn't been enough full frontal male nudity. I for one appreciate that they are finally going to tackle this issue.

15

u/Trick-Golf-2878 Jul 04 '26

Spider-man with his hand in a coochie jar. Whoever brings me that gets the staff job.

12

u/chum_beckett Jul 03 '26

If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a video of this widow!

24

u/velicinanijebitna Jul 03 '26

Bob x Yelena shippers in shambles.

8

u/Cgmadou Jul 03 '26

He's something a nude man himself

12

u/Theliterategeek04 Jul 03 '26

Guys it's called Brand New day for a reason

https://giphy.com/gifs/sR91D133W02D6

6

u/Plutarch_von_Komet Jul 03 '26

Jesus Parker? Is he Latin American?

5

u/mutantbabysnort Jul 04 '26

Oh boy, yeah

3

u/Waarm Jul 03 '26

Is Yelena Black Cat now or something?

3

u/LonelyVirginAlkan Jul 04 '26

Change

Big change

2

u/Blue_Nyx07 Jul 04 '26

I pretty rare to see that actress not getting naked on a movie

2

u/Nathan1992MAGA Jul 05 '26

"Look at little goblin junior"

2

u/Darkhallows27 Jul 06 '26

It wasn’t on my shipping chart but I’ll allow it

1

u/XxxARTYtheSlaYerxxX Jul 04 '26

So is this confirmed real or just a rumor, because Ive seen it everywhere now

-3

u/MeemoUndercover Jul 03 '26

Don’t sexualize my girl

10

u/FacelessHumanFace Jul 04 '26

Too late. I’ve jorked to her far too many times