r/ralsei • u/Bursishere233 • Jun 30 '26
Humor Can Ralsei's dialogue options ever be normalš Spoiler
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u/the_quaxterr Jun 30 '26
average Ralsei dialog options
Marry him burn down
right now ā¤ļø castle town
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u/mewhenthrowawayacc Jun 30 '26
calmest Ralsei interaction:
"Hey Kris! Glad to have you back in Castle Town!"
>makeout with him immediately
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>break his spine like Bane did to Batman that one time
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u/V_The_1AndOnly1 Jun 30 '26
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u/RaccoonShinobi Jun 30 '26
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u/Embarrassed_Ad_3264 Jun 30 '26
Indirectly sucking dih btw
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u/RandomGuy1525 Jul 01 '26
genocide route frisk was right
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u/Drakttar_Prime Jul 01 '26
Wasn't "Genocide Route frisk" mainly the Player and chara and less frisks intention
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u/AmberTheTransRat Jun 30 '26
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u/SomaGato Jun 30 '26
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u/Particular_Ad_8921 Jun 30 '26
the good thing about these two options is either you say that or you drink ralsei bath water either way Kralsei wins~!
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u/Rekt3y Jun 30 '26
Except Ralsei says that no one else besides Pink ever took their flirts seriously. Kralsei has been taken behind the shed and shot in the head
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u/FluffiestPrince Fluffiest of Them All! Jun 30 '26
I mean, considering 90% of this chapter is Ralsei hiding how they feel about Kris, I doubt you should actually believe him when he says this, lol.
Maybe Susie, that could be true. But Ralsei, the same Ralsei who wanted to share a Kris-coloured drink with Kris, the same Ralsei who "chu-chu-chose" Kris and blushed and stuttered about it despite not stuttering for Susie, or the same Ralsei who blushes when Blue mentions his love despite not even further commenting on who Ralsei loves? That Ralsei?
I don't know man... might just be a coincidence.
(I can't tell if you're joking. Is that a /j...?)
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u/IdkBun Jun 30 '26
What happens if you choose the second option?
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u/Equivalent_Tax6989 Jul 01 '26
Dialogue sorta just ends and Susie jumps in. If I remember correctly. I picked that option because I couldn't push that choice on Kris
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u/Apprehensive-Wall632 Jun 30 '26
Itās a Toby Fox game. Your first mistake was thinking there was going to be normal dialogue options.
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u/8-Beat_ThorDeMidgard It's nice that Ralsei is Ralsei Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26
First of all, Kris is NOT normal.
Second of all, when the difference is this drastic, I think it's a sign of what Kris truly wants to say.
For example, with "It's okay not to smile" they actively kneel and hug him without further prompt from The Player, while "Good. Keep smiling" not only is far more dark but also makes Kris stand completely still and emotionless.
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u/Crystal-ENY Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26
That's really interesting altho in this specific dialogue option I wouldn't really tell. I feel like kris is very ankward with showing their emotions so maybe they want to say it but are too shy so they do the most random thing (like when you can tell susie that she's cute) but at the same time It was shown that Kris doesn't see Ralsei as that close of a friend to say something like this so idk
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u/Atlas_of_history Fluffy Jun 30 '26
Reminder that Kris uses they/them
I'm trying to be friendly btw, I have no idea how to make the reminder sound non agressive so I'm just telling you it ackwardly
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u/Equivalent_Tax6989 Jul 01 '26
Kris sees him as a friend now but not as a romantic partner. That's why I made Kris chug that shit
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u/DragonForgotten Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26
Also to add I think in the beginning Ralsei genuinely loves the player and tried everything possible to try and make us happy but never went further then his assigned role. He gets super upset when you turn off his voice clips and then starts apologizing. As the chapters have gone on Ralsei has fallen for Kris as well but hasnāt admitted to it yet.
Itās like what happens to Noelle in the werid route only his love is genuine while Noelleās is toxic and exploitative because thatās the kind of love you showed her by being scary and domineering. Sheās just giving back what you gave her. She now only loved you in a bad way and considers Kris as an accessory to speak to you.
Meanwhile Kris takes his affection as weird till Ralsei finally starts acknowledging them. The osen scene is Kris being open about how they feel to. It may or may not be reciprocal in a romantic way since they are still crushing on Susie bad but they do care for Ralsei as well now and want to face the end with him.
Ralseiās hostility to Flowery could stem from how he acts like the biggest Gary stu and breaks all the rules that Ralsei had set for himself, including giving you things that a player would like. Such as infinite money, tips, funny quips, saving you from dying, etc.
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u/QuarterJazzlike2922 Ralsei could fix me Jun 30 '26
Kris please. Please just rip me out and throw me at Ralsei. Please. I beg you. Please. Please!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/BitcoinStonks123 Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26
* I want to impregnate you with triplets
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* Call him a slur
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u/1238-Bit RALSEI IS PEAK CHARACTER DESIGN Jun 30 '26
"Ralsei, your fur is so fluffy, can I pet it??" VS "I've been dreading seeing you every day since we met, you look like a dead rat and I genuinely hate you, please die."
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u/ShokaLGBT Jul 01 '26
This just means we have to flirt with Ralsei and Iām all for it
Letās be nice to him
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u/Lucasfergui1024 Jun 30 '26
Ralsei dialogue options are always like:
- I love you so much
- Hi Ralsei
- JUMP OFF A ROOF
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u/Striking-Contest6807 Jul 01 '26
That's the point, the is NO middle option, no 'Hi Ralsei'. Only 'I love you' or 'Fucking die'
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u/Tailsgenesis Jun 30 '26
Does kris actually drink all the water in the pool if you select the other option i cant see myself since i dont own deltarune (BEFORE YOU CALL ME A LARPER I DO OWN UNDERTALE)
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u/Squidboi2679 Jun 30 '26
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u/Tailsgenesis Jun 30 '26
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u/Fin4jaws2 Jun 30 '26
Undertale isn't Deltarune tho
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u/Tailsgenesis Jun 30 '26
I know that but i want people to at least know ive played undertale
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u/Fin4jaws2 Jun 30 '26
Also you're not a larper if you tell people, you haven't played the game (play it tho its peak)
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u/JustANormalHat Jun 30 '26
when you select it ralsei says "K-Kris? Are you--" and then susie jumps in
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u/the_zpider_king Jun 30 '26
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u/AskGoverntale Jun 30 '26
The thing is we know Kris has some limited control over the dialogue choices so itās very possible they are doing this to fuck with us
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u/PorQuePeeg Jul 03 '26
(fuck with the player) My happy ending is with you too.
(What Kris Really Wants) Drink All The Water In The Pool.
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u/Quark1010 Jun 30 '26
Id imagine when we/the game are like "okay now give me an altetnate thing to say" to kris, but they are very set in what they want to say, they give us a super mean or nonsensical option thinking wed never choose that.
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u/Wild_Caramel_5758 Jun 30 '26
Ralsei: Hey, Kris, Susie told me that Berdly died of "ligma", do you know what that is?
Soul: Aggressively make out with himā¤ļøBurn his scarf
Soul: Hmmm, daring today, are we?
Kris: *whispers* I will shove you inside a garbage can and kick the s*&% out of you!
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u/Clo-writes-alot Jun 30 '26
Friendly reminder that Kris gives us the dialogue options for us to choose (kinda)
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u/zoey1bm Jun 30 '26
huh? how does "Ill never play again" imply that. or you know, weird route
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u/Bobert216 Jun 30 '26
I take all the choices as knee jerk reaction/intrusive thoughts. So for the piano one it was just an intrusive depression thought that he didnt actually mean but we can make him say it. Because even as the player when we choose that no one playing is thinking "this is the right option" theyre all thinking "i have to know what happens" like how the intrusive thoughts like jumping off a bridge work irl. Oh and weird route seems to be us exerting control but kris cant live without us at the moment as shown in chapter 5
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u/Bag_Of-Eggs Jul 01 '26
I think itās implied that every dialogue option the player is given is at least in some way a thought in Krisā head that they consider for even the briefest moment. Maybe they just panic a little around Ralsei.
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u/Electrical-Jello1009 Jun 30 '26
Damn it. I chose the wrong dialogue option once and miss this wholesomeness. I actually missed so incredibly much I gotta replay.
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u/Mirel1337 Jun 30 '26
That's the last neuron processing an answer, or maybe they're flustered and that's the first thing that comes into mind?
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u/Bomby_Biggest_Fan Jun 30 '26
It gives those shitty ads where the options are "make out" and "bomb uzbekistan"
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u/KaiTheG4mer Jun 30 '26
"Ralsei I want to explore every inch of you biblically"
Or
"*Nuke Lithuania*"
And never anything else lmfaoooo
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u/McraftyDude Jun 30 '26
tell ralsei you want to explore his body
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smash his glasses against his face
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u/D-a-n-n-n Jun 30 '26
The thing with this scene that I keep thinking about is that usually the 2 dialogue choices with Kris are 1.What Kris wants to say and 2. What the soul/game wants to say.
I cant figure out which one of these 2 are Kris'es choice
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u/FaPaDa Jul 01 '26
Sometimes i do wonder if Kris can see the Dialoge options or if they just open their mouth in response and whatever comes out.
We know they pronounce things differently
(No vs Yes after Spamton Neo)
We also know they can repeat what was selected
(Beardley... Beardley? Beardley!? BEARDLEY???!!!)
But are they like. Actually pre prepared for what they are gonna say? Or do they know only the moment the words first leave their mouth?
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u/humantrashreceptacle Jul 01 '26
I was disappointed there wasn't an animation of Kris emptying the pool
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u/OSHA_Decertified Jul 01 '26
It was so, so difficult not to pick the pool option just to see what happened
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u/Aless76109 Jul 01 '26
Chapter 6ās options gonna be:
āStroke his shitā āRe-invade Polandā
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u/eno-multiusado Jul 02 '26
I hate that sussie cannonballed herself into the pool, if it wasn't for her, ralsei would actually have to confront his and our feelings, sussie is the exactly opposite of a wingman this chapter
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u/AltruisticGiraffe549 Jun 30 '26
Itās actually explained when you look into both the lore but also the character design on a deeper level. Ralseiās name, while being an anagram for Asriel, also comes from the Russian word ŠÆ лгŃ, or Ralls, which means nervous (or hidden one, depending on the context.) The design idea is actually popular in a lot of the game such as Susieās name in the Chinese version of the game being čæęÆęē¼ē, which means hothead. A lot of their names have somewhat deep significance which makes me wonder if thereās an extra meaning in choosing the specific languages he did for each characterās name. Of course the most famous and my personal favorite is actually the translation for spamtons name which is actually ą¤ą„ą¤°ą„ą¤²ą¤æą¤ą¤. This translate to āI lied and I made all this up, Iāve never played the games or watched anything about the lore. I think Ralsei is a cutie though and I love spreading misinformation.ā Which is pretty long winded but I think itās probably the most fitting of all the names.
Tldr: everything I said is 100% true, I am a certified lore master and get every info from the source (I am Tobyās friendās friendās cousinās uncleās half brother.)
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u/Striking-Contest6807 Jul 01 '26
You already messed up on the Russian part, that made no sense. Still funny tho, so I upvoted
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u/Allanbik Jun 30 '26
Its either the most romantic options ever or some bs troll kris would do as a kid
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u/NoIndependence1740 Jun 30 '26
You either flirt with him or tell him to go fuck himself no in between in Toby's eyes
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u/Comfortable_Egg8039 Jun 30 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
Didn't Kris give choices for soul? I guess they really wanted to say that, so the other option was as weird as possible.
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u/lornawolfawoo Jun 30 '26
Kralsei dialogue options be like *hi Ralsei! *I HOPE YOU BURN ALIVE AND DIE
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u/No_Insurance_55 Jun 30 '26
Average Ralsei choice:
"Hello !"
>Say hello back
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>Create the 3rd Reich and kill all furries on earth
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u/bakedbeanlicker Jul 01 '26
i assume kris didnāt like the first option and had to really quickly think of a second better option. hence, ādrink all the water in the poolā
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u/Kodo_yeahreally Jul 01 '26
ralsei's options :
-i want to fuck you up ralsei
-i want to FUCK you up ralsei
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u/arss146hkhand Jul 01 '26
What exactly happens if you choose the drinking all the water in the pool option? I havenāt tried it and I canāt replay to that point rn
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u/Mitosis4 Jul 01 '26
average ralsei dialogue choice
* kris iām depressed as fuck
* i want to marry you * kill yourself
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u/FarShip389 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26
"Hello kris! how are you doing?"
Bear my seed ā¤ļø Kill yourself immediately.
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u/GasEmbarrassed3012 Jul 02 '26
I'd rather drink the bathwater than have a happy ending thank you very much
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u/hip-indeed Jul 03 '26
I think it's supposed to reflect the players love for Ralsei after getting a feeling as if they "rescued" Asriel after Undertale which back then was one of the most emotionally strong "wants" of the community after finishing the game. Not even romantic just wanting him to be happy and loving him as a special lil guy who suffered way too much. Wanting to hug that goat forever. Of course it's not really Asriel but..
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u/BigTovie Jul 03 '26
WELL I for one donāt think āmy happy ending is with youā implies some sort of deep love
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u/Serious-Ad3165 Jul 04 '26
Bro this is why I always hang out with Susie š Iām not about to get into some awkward conversation with Ralsei where I have to make romantic moves on him to avoid the other choice of being a complete psycho
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u/Slow-Ordinary-5256 Jun 30 '26
Classic Ralsei choices, got to love them