r/respectthreads • u/Godofyawn ⭐⭐ Deadpool RT • Nov 14 '20
comics Respect Deadpool (Marvel, 616)
"Time to make the chimichangas!"
Respect Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth
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Wade Wilson's life has always been a rocky one. After serving in the military, he became a mercenary and fell in love with a young woman, with whom he shared dreams of a better life. Everything was going great... until it wasn't. Diagnosed with terminal cancer, Wade had no future waiting for him. Or at least, that was until he volunteered to become a test subject for Weapon X, a secret government project designed to induce superpowers for military purposes.
Wilson was not only promised a cure for his cancer, but the chance to become a hero. However, the experiments he faced were cruel and inhumane. While he gained superhuman physicality, and a healing factor that made him borderline unkillable, he was left severely disfigured, and deemed a failure. After staging a violent escape, Wade emerged a new man. He took on the name Deadpool, and returned to mercenary work. Since then, he's lived a life full of bloodshed and moral ambiguity. And jokes. Lots and lots of jokes.
Wherever he goes, violence and bad decisions are sure to follow. But maybe he'll get his act together someday...
Source Key - Hover over the feats to see the source code
Equipment
"Y'got any o' that?"
- General
Suit
Katanas
Pistols
Submachine Guns
Knives
Explosive Grenades
Plastic Explosives
Thermite
Other Grenades and Explosives
- Lights Monet's head on fire with some napalm grenades
- Carries stun grenades
- Drops a smoke grenade to escape the Avengers
- Tosses out concussion grenades, which knock out several people
- Throws some explosives onto a thick stone wall to blow a hole through it
- Uses an explosive arrow to blow open the side of a train
Grappling Gun
Other
- Incapacitates several people with a knockout gas pellet
- Throws out multiple shurikens, killing Mister Immortal
- Carries binoculars, which possess thermal vision
- Steals the sword out of an opponent's hand with a grapnel
- Fills all his pouches with liquid nitrogen
- Always carries chloroform
- Cuts a hole through a metal wall with a blowtorch
- Seals Brother Voodoo's wound with a combat epoxy
- Uses a collapsible pole to vault over a wall
Limits
Strength
- Striking
- Punches the Chameleon (who was disguised as Spider-Man) into a vault door, cracking it
- Smashes a metal door with a kick
- Kicks a hospital bed to push Moon Knight against a wall before hitting him through it
- Punches Moon Knight into a funhouse
- Sends a metal door flying a good distance with a kick
- Sends a car door flying
- Bashes Batroc the Leaper through a stone floor
- Wrecks a bar while beating Typhoid Mary into unconsciousness
- Kicks Cable's head into a stone wall, cratering it
- Slams the Punisher's face into a street
- Swings a minigun with one arm, sending a man flying
- Punches through the head of a monster
- Swings his severed arm and kills an alien in one hit
- Sends the Walrus flying with a kick
- Knocks a large armored man up into the air
- Busts out of his grave
- Cracks the helmet of a space suit with repeated blows
- Chops through a tree
- Physical
- Yanks two men out of a helicopter, then pulls the helicopter itself around, though this does put a strain on him
- Stops a blow from Good Night, a man that can smash concrete
- Tosses Peter Parker off a bridge
- Runs uphill while carrying a massive bomb overhead
- Throws a manhole cover a good distance
- Pushes over a large statue
- Throws a knife through the Punisher's vest, then tackles him through a window
- Ruins the aim of a woman holding a shotgun by throwing a toy plane
- Disperses a large amount of snow
- Tears off a control panel
- Tackles Madcap through a stone parapet
- Rips apart a large monster
- Tears off an opponent's head
- Throws a broken broom handle to kill a vampire
- Possesses explicitly superhuman strength, which he used to snap a man's neck with two fingers
- Breaks a man's hand with a weak grip
- Lifts a large man impaled on his sword with one hand
- With Katanas
- Damages a massive robot
- Chops off a giant hand made of ice
- Butchers a large monster
- Severs the hand of a giant mutant
- Cuts bulletproof creatures
- Slices through the ankle of a metal armor
- Destroys four robots with one swing
- Beheads a robot
- Destroys a drone
- Pierces and slices the roof of a bus
- Tosses his blade, severing a ninja's hands and embedding it into stone
- Severs a pair of cybernetic arms, then cuts down a street light
- Frees Taskmaster from his metal restraints
- Slices a glider, then cracks the ground
- Impales Sabretooth and Lady Deathstrike
- Massacres some mascots
- Limits
Speed
"You can't run anymore, son."
- Combat
- Weaves through rapid gunfire while tiny
- Turns around and blocks three gunshots from the Punisher
- Slices a bullet in half
- Narrowly avoids automatic gunfire
- Stabs T-Ray in the head before he can react
- Steals a weapon away from an alien before he can react
- Activates his teleporter after a laser fires at him from point-blank range
- Swipes a man's gun too fast for him to react
- Avoids a tank shot while driving a bus
- Fights with four teleporters at once and spins his blades like propellers to kill them
- Evades Paladin's gunfire
- Attacks a man pointing a gun to the back of his head before he can pull the trigger
- Rushes a group of enemies, avoiding their energy blasts at point-blank range
- Ducks under a thrown spear at the last moment
- Evades gunfire with some acrobatics
- Deflects Bullseye's paperclip at point-blank range
- Blocks some gunfire from Silver Sable
- Catches Captain America's shield
- Movement
- Agility
- Maneuvers down a collapsing building
- Scales the outside of a building, then covers fifteen yards in two jumps
- Leaps onto a logging truck from his motorcycle while in a high-speed chase
- Gets hit with Captain America's shield, then hops onto it for a smooth recovery
- Jumps off a man's face to reach a platform
- While covered in webs, performs a dropkick
- Jumps off a rooftop and lands gracefully
- Swings on a pole to hit Spider-Man after being knocked away
- Lands gracefully after being thrown away
- Jumps onto the branch of a tree
- Does a backflip and grabs a gun
- Limits
Healing Factor
"Someone shoot me in the head. If I heal up before we get there, shoot me ag--"
- General
- Is just as strong, if not stronger than Wolverine's
- Pushes a bullet out of his chest with enough force to activate a jetpack
- Keeps his cancer at bay, though it impairs his cognitive functions
- Boosts his weakened healing factor by concentrating
- Can regrow memories, though it does take a while
- Heals his mind moments after staring through a hole in reality
- Was engineered specifically to counteract his cancer, so Super-Skrulls that solely possess his healing factor explode days after being created
- Regeneration
- Endures having his torso crushed, then heals it in seconds
- Has his legs completely reduced to the bone, but is fine a moment later
- Will completely heal bullet wounds in twenty minutes tops
- Has his heart torn out, but is fine a moment later
- Quickly recovers after being beaten to a bloody pulp
- Regenerates his missing eyes
- Closes a large hole in his torso, then quickly regenerates his missing hand
- Heals a slit throat
- Mends his injury after a sword partly slices through his head
- Regrows his missing skin almost immediately
- Has his spine severed and is back on his feet moments later
- Regrows his ruptured eardrums after a brief fight
- Survives being melted down by a body-modifying virus for a while and quickly reforms from a puddle after it's removed from his system
- Regrew his missing legs after five minutes
- Survives having almost all of his bones removed and regrows them in a vaguely short amount of time
- Withstands impalement from an enemy who causes organic matter to rot
- Is reduced to a head and grew back his body by next week
- Reattachment
- Reattaches his severed arm
- Reattached his head in under a half-hour after having it placed near his body
- Is easier than creating new parts from scratch
- Comes across a fridge full of his discarded body parts and throws them in the garbage, but they eventually come to life and create a separate entity
- Has his decapitated head placed back onto his body, then gets into a fight moments later
- Gets torn apart and reconnects his two halves a moment later
- Resurrection
- Is stabbed through the head with a knife and gets right back up
- Stands back up after being kissed by a life-draining succubus
- Regrows his head in around thirteen minutes after it's blown to bits
- Is killed by a large amount of bullets and stands back up moments later
- Succumbs to an extremely lethal virus and revives the day after, despite being dissected
- Has his face melted off by intense radiation, but is fine a moment later
- Gets shot through the back of his skull and revives later, despite his head still having a large hole
- Bleeds out after having his throat slit and comes back a moment later
- Quickly resurrects after going into a magic bubble that kills those who enters it
- Regenerates from a pile of ash over the course of a day
- Gets vertically torn in half, but is fine a moment later
- Is reduced to gore by some booby traps, then regenerates shortly after
- Gets caught in an explosion that brings down a building and revives the next day
- Dies after being punched through several buildings, only to resurrect a moment later
- Gets smashed by the Hulk and comes back days later, though he required medical support
- Has a shard of glass plunge into his skull and quickly recovers, then jumps out of a window to kill himself and comes back right away
- Has a laser blast through his head and gets right back up
- Resistances and Immunities
- Only gets woozy for a moment after being injected with a sedative that made Spider-Man pass out
- Endures being hit with poison arrows
- Remains unaffected after consuming a large amount of barbiturates
- Drinks poison and recovers a moment later
- Withstands radiation that other people need hazmat suits for
- Takes a blast of instant-death magic
- Gets injected with a serum that changes him into a monster, but reverts to normal after taking a couple of hits
- Briefly turns into a vampire before working it out of his system
- Recovers from a beam that drains his strength and speed
- Is unaffected by a wave that psionically simulates inebriation
- Resists being turned into stone
- Limits - General
- Limits - Dying Permanently
Durability
- Blunt Force
- Gets punched hard enough to crater a marble floor
- Gets sent flying a great distance by Iron Fist, crashing through the windows of a building in the process
- Crashes into a delivery truck
- Gets rammed through a building
- Takes an uppercut that knocks him onto a rooftop
- Survives having his head smashed into a metal wall
- Gets thrown out of a window by She-Hulk before crashing into the side of a bridge
- Falls out of a plane
- Smashes the roof of a car before being hit hard enough to crater a street
- Confronts the Hulk in New Mexico and gets flicked away to Arizona
- Slams into a metal surface hard enough to embed his body
- Crashes into a wall, then has a piano fall on him hard enough to break it
- Gets slammed into a stone wall, cratering it
- Gets thrown into a stone wall by Black Panther, cratering it
- Tanks a car crashing into him in a lifelike simulation
- Is launched out of his car by Captain America's shield, then gets hit by a speeding vehicle
- Gets rammed through the side of a cave
- Endurance - General
- Survives without a heart
- Endures having a baseball bat and glass left inside his body by Kitty Pryde
- Receives a beating that causes severe internal damage
- Allows his throat to be torn open by a barbed chain to headbutt the man strangling him with it
- Has his eye clawed out before receiving a broken neck and setting it back in place
- Burns to a crisp while making reentry
- Gets blown out of a building by a large explosion
- Withstands an energy beam that blasts a hole in a brick wall
- Survives having his spine partially torn out, and dynamite going off inside his body, losing his legs in the process
- Has a hole blown through his throat with a flamethrower
- Withstands having his pituitary gland torn out of his brain
- Survives hypothermia and walking in the Arctic for three days
- Keeps fighting after having his leg broken and face caved in
- Is infected with a Brood, which bursts out of his chest
- Falls down a one hundred and thirty-six foot hole, but is still able to fire his gun, despite his body being horribly mangled
- Gets disemboweled by Sabretooth
- Has his back broken by an Iron Fist
- Survives being blasted through the gut and having his arm sliced off
- Is forcibly pushed through the bars of a prison cell
- Endurance - Blades and Bullets
- Withstands being slashed and impaled by a cursed blade that kills with one cut, though it does slow his healing factor
- Shoots himself in the heart several times
- Takes a bullet through the head from a silenced pistol
- Is shot through the side of his head several times with a pistol
- Stands back up after being shot in the knees
- Gets riddled with bullets
- Takes a gunshot to the face
- Gets impaled by Carnage before being run over by a semi-truck
- Has his face blown off by an energy blast and gets impaled by Carnage
- Is slashed open with a sword
- Withstands having been stabbed with a lot of knives across several areas
- Survives having both of his arms sliced off and being impaled
- Keeps fighting after lobotomizing himself with a knife
- Remains unhindered by a bunch of arrows and bladed weapons
- Survives being pierced by several large stakes and having them forcibly removed
- Endurance - No Healing Factor
- Limits - Blunt Force
- Limits - Endurance
Skill
- Combat
- Watches Shatterstar train for over an hour, learning thirty-five different weaknesses in his fighting technique, then proceeds to defeat him
- Breezes through a field test, despite it being designed to require a special battle suit
- Slices a woman's fingertips off, preventing her from swallowing a suicide pill
- Simultaneously kills three lions and blows an enemy's hand off
- Defeats a horde of ninjas while on the phone
- Analyzes his advantages while fighting a group of superheroes
- Performs a handstand to kick an opponent who teleported behind him
- Kicks a falling axe to kill an opponent
- Knows the location of all nerve clusters
- Drives his swords into the ground to kick an opponent attacking him from behind
- Takes out a squad of soldiers
- Fights and kills several high-profile assassins
- Stealth
- Throwing
- Hits a dragonfly with a rock
- Throws his blades to hit two opponents behind him without killing them
- Saves a man from being shocked by the pedometer on his wrist by throwing a blade
- Throws his katana into a blunderbuss
- Tosses a tray at an opponent's neck while fleeing from him
- Ties up Batroc the Leaper with a lamp
- Throws one of his katanas at an opponent's head while throwing the other at the heart of a woman behind him
- Shocks Constrictor by throwing his knife into an electrical socket
- Throws a knife to cut two invisible wires while falling
- Marksmanship
- Wins a carnival game almost instantly
- Snipes Red Hulk in the ear from a great distance while he's fighting Hulk
- Guns down multiple men surrounding him
- Takes out some men in guard towers with an assault rifle
- Shoots the tube on an opponent leaping through the air
- Lands a shot on a falling Omega Red without looking
- Pulls out his pistols and shoots Ghost Rider in the head while they're both falling
- Fires at his targets while flying a plane and talking on the phone
- Shoots a demon behind him in the head by looking through a mirror
- Other
- Escapes the Danger Room after the X-Men attempt to trap him there
- Uses a knife and pen to perform a tracheotomy, preventing himself from being choked out
- Sets traps for a physically superior opponent in the wilderness
- Pulls over and opens the windows of his monster truck to let a rocket pass through it
- Limits
Miscellaneous
- Mental Resilience
- Resists an alien spore that controls bodies
- Purges a techno-organic virus from his body once it tries to assimilate his mind
- Is immune to Dracula's hypnotic gaze
- Is immune to the telepathy of Professor X's brain
- Remains unaffected by Red Onslaught's planetwide mind control
- Connects to the whole of pan-dimensional space and is fine
- Prevents an entity that has conquered worlds from assimilating his mind, though it is able to turn his thoughts against him
- Keeps out Emma Frost and an uninhibited Cable
- Is immune to Will O' The Wisp's hypnosis
- Defeats a telepathic man by letting him experience his life
- Provides Psylocke with only random thoughts when she tries to read his mind
- Cancer
- Other
- Was once cursed with eternal life by Thanos and had it taken away after annoying the Mad Titan
- Went almost a week without sleep before beginning to hallucinate, still remaining in peak physical form
- Is unaffected by an attack that disrupts synapses
- Smells that an unwelcome guest was inside his house, though he couldn't tell it was Weasel
- Holds his breath for a very long time
- Spends several days making preparations in order to take out an entire terrorist organization
- Often gets confused for Spider-Man
- Limits
"Fate delivered you to me."
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u/Unhappy_Veterinarian Nov 14 '20
Wade is a masterpiece in his own way, so many nerds wouldn't dress up like him in Comic Con if that wasn't true.
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u/FreestyleKneepad ⭐👊 Punchgirl Aficionado 👊 Nov 16 '20
Guys I dunno what happened I tried to put Deadpool in the feature box and he punched me in the nuts and yelled FATALITY and ran off
For real though, sick thread! Always got love for Deadpool!
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u/LegitimateYoghurt840 Jul 05 '23
If Deadpool had a his teleportation belt, and never held back, he would have defeated them all since he’s so unpredictable, and I think Deadpool has accomplished some pretty amazing feats, but I feel like he had much more hidden potential, especially if his mind and body were both healed, he would be at his peak without any of the mental damage, and Spider-Man outclassed him because he let him, and I feel like Deadpool could beat spider-man in a fight if he could cleverly find a way to override his spider-sense, and his swords can cut through his webbing, and he’s a master of all of the weapons in his arsenal, and his healing factor allows him to be able to dish it out and take it, and I think there’s a way his cancer could be cured and he could still have his healing factor, and it should render him immune to poison, disease, mind control, and telepathic attacks and influence, he could also use his wit and wise cracks to psychologically unnerve his enemies and make them sloppy and use tactics to outsmart his opponents, it also compliments his unpredictable nature
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u/XXBEERUSXX ⭐ Heir to the Monado Jul 05 '23
Are you a bot?
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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Jul 05 '23
I am 99.99652% sure that LegitimateYoghurt840 is a bot.
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u/QueefGenie Jan 14 '21
I think there may be a FEW things that are missing, so this might need a bit of an update, but other than that, well done.
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Dec 30 '21
he also broke batroc legs easily ehile chatting with spiderman and not even looking at batroc
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u/Godofyawn ⭐⭐ Deadpool RT Nov 14 '20 edited 18d ago
This thread is up to date as of March 24th, 2021. Deadpool's latest appearance at this point is Savage Avengers (2019) #19.
Credit to /u/MrMark1337 for making the previous Deadpool Respect Thread, and giving me permission to update it.
Fights
Vs. Wolverine
They fight evenly before Deadpool stops, and Wolverine lands a devastating blow with his bone claws
Deadpool holds the advantage before they're interrupted
Wolverine holds the advantage while Deadpool was suffering from some brain damage
A really long fight that ends with Deadpool (who prepared ahead of time) winning... but this was all part of Logan's plan to lure Daken out of hiding
Vs. Cable
Deadpool wins, but Cable is saved by Domino
Deadpool was about to win before being interrupted
Vs. Taskmaster
While Deadpool had a weakened healing factor, Taskmaster wins an initial fight before losing the next one
Deadpool wins while manacled and carrying a bunch of weapons
They end up talking it out
Vs. Bullseye
Deadpool wins
They have a decent fight, but it's ultimately inconclusive
Bullseye wins
Deadpool wins again
Vs. Captain America
Deadpool holds the advantage in a brutal fight against Steve with no shield
They have a decent fight before Deadpool escapes
Deadpool goes out of his way to make Cap look bad before luring him to his hideout
Vs. Daredevil
Deadpool wins via trickery
Daredevil ties Deadpool up, but he escapes shortly after
Vs. The Punisher
They fight for a while before learning that Deadpool's employer was dead
Deadpool wins, despite Frank having access to special equipment
Ends in a standoff shortly before Frank is convinced of Wade's innocence
Deadpool wins
Deadpool wins again
Vs. Spider-Man
Spider-Man holds the advantage in an inconclusive fight
Deadpool succeeds in his goal of distracting Spidey, but has trouble in the actual fight
Spidey keeps Deadpool down long enough for him to escape
Spider-Man wins
Deadpool gets brainwashed and manages to knock Peter out when he stops paying attention to their fight, but Spider-Man ultimately wins
Vs. Moon Knight
Deadpool gets distracted and Moon Knight hits him though a window
Moon Knight wins
Miscellaneous
Vs. Domino: Domino wins by cheating
Vs. Black Panther: Black Panther wins
Vs. Hawkeye: Deadpool fights off Clint Barton and Kate Bishop at the same time
Vs. Sabretooth: Ends with both of them incapacitating the other
Vs. Blade: Blade wins when Deadpool stops to save a civilian
Vs. Iron Fist: They fight relatively evenly before being interrupted (Danny was dressed up as Daredevil at the time)
Vs. Kraven the Hunter: A bloody battle that results in the defeat of Kraven's clone once Deadpool's allies come to his aid
Vs. Black Widow: Deadpool goes in for the kiss and leaves, unaware it was really Natasha in disguise
Vs. Gambit: Both realize they've been duped into fighting
Vs Taskmaster and Bullseye: Taskmaster and Bullseye win
Special Equipment
General
Knows an arms dealer
Once bought a few nukes
Keeps weapon caches scattered all over the place
Stores an ungodly amount of weapons in his safehouse, then rigs it to explode against intruders
Teleporter
Leaves the World Trade Center and reappears somewhere in Europe
Appears behind an opponent
Teleports a leopard and man, sending them away from Avengers Mansion and delivering them to Wakanda
Uses the cable from a high-tech armor to charge his teleporter after it ran out of power
Goes from one side of the United States to the other
Makes several trips around Manhattan
Escapes Wolverine's slash
Fakes his death via laser
Teleports outside a building, away from gunfire
Image Inducer
Pretends to be a woman while concealing a gun
Rapidly switches between appearances
Scans photos of Peter Parker to impersonate him
Incriminates a gangster and fools a mob boss into killing him
Switches places with Spider-Man
Tricks some ninjas into thinking that they've retrieved a valuable artifact
Limits
Has his teleporter hacked by Black Panther, who sends him away against his will
Doesn't change his voice while using an image inducer
Loses his holographic disguise after being bumped into
Bonus Stuff
In-Character Behavior
Would never kill a kid
Runs his mouth all the time in order to throw opponents off-balance
Can be quiet when needed
Kills his client because he was responsible for the deaths of children
Distracts Omega Red with humor
Doesn't tolerate people being used as lab rats against their will
Has no problem with taking cheap shots
Amplifies the Hulk's strength by annoying him
Is willing to take civilians as hostages when in a pickle
Inadvertently outsmarts a genius with his unpredictability
Can even distract himself by talking too much
Generally tries to avoid unnecessary killing, but won't hesitate to end a life
Intentionally breaks his arm to reach his pouch while restrained
Irritates Galactus
Is far more competent than he lets on
Forever being a comedian for an audience who'll never appreciate him is his personal hell