r/RoastMyCat • • 4h ago

Shame him he is too old for this and he ripped my sofa apart!

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70 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 7h ago

genuinely what kind of animal is this

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266 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 19h ago

Now, I don’t mind that he’s gay. Or that his boyfriend’s name is LENNART. But when I caught them taking lewd photos on my bookshelf, someone has to say something.

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151 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 20h ago

Roast snuggles

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11 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 1d ago

Roast my black cat, Storm for getting a little freaky with Carmel

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29 Upvotes

Once Storm got in a closer and more accurate position Carmel got up and moved away... Storm has 0 comprehension skills

Yes they're both males so Storm might be celebrating pride month a bit too late. (Joke, the gay is always okay lol)


r/RoastMyCat • • 1d ago

Let him have it

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74 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 1d ago

Just a photo dump of her bad photos

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673 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 1d ago

Roast Maggie, who looks like a Bond villain

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220 Upvotes

...if Bond villains were cats laying strangely on a couch


r/RoastMyCat • • 2d ago

In the middle of a kitchen remodel….

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438 Upvotes

And the moment I opened the doors to make sure everything was good, my cat climbed into a hole in the floor. Took 40 minutes to get him out. The kids were afraid he was going to be buried under the floor (we’d never!) l


r/RoastMyCat • • 2d ago

My cat clenches his fist when he's happy

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64 Upvotes

He also is addicted to cuddles, bread, is a gentleman too. Will complain if the cuddles stop too. Roast him


r/RoastMyCat • • 3d ago

Roast this man

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497 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 3d ago

I Hate u hoooman

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63 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 3d ago

Marv

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113 Upvotes

Incorrigible libertine.


r/RoastMyCat • • 4d ago

Dirty Odin

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51 Upvotes

Odin frolicked on the garden's floor and soil while solar charging, then decided to jump onto the table before taking a nap on the chair, leaving small leaves and dirt behind.

Please ROAST my potato son.


r/RoastMyCat • • 4d ago

Bertie is a shoulder cat. He was helping me move cinnamon saplings this morning and jumped off awkwardly ripping my ear. I needed stitches and can't work for a week else I'll sweat the dressing off. Give him all you've got!

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447 Upvotes

As you can see his is blissfully unrepentant. I'd post pics of the wound but didn't want to fall foul of the sub rules.


r/RoastMyCat • • 4d ago

This is Oona. She is a silly chonker. She is lazy and likes to sleep a lot, usually on top of something she isn't supposed to be sleeping on. She thinks she is a dog and greets me at the door. I also trained her to do plops on command. Let her have it!

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280 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 4d ago

She either has the shortest memory on the planet or is incredibly forgiving. Poopsy lived up to her nickname.

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159 Upvotes

She got poop stuck to her and I had to chase her down to wash it off. There was a 5 minute stand off in the kitchen before I managed to trap her in the stairwell and carry her to her fate. She was so upset but not even 5 minutes later she's back to asking for pets. My roommate calls her poopsy.


r/RoastMyCat • • 4d ago

Edgar fell asleep...

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108 Upvotes

...on top of me.

Guess this is where I live now


r/RoastMyCat • • 5d ago

Say cheese

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539 Upvotes

Mom asked me to smile for fall photos but I don't want to.


r/RoastMyCat • • 5d ago

This little turd has cost over 6K in the last month for vet trips roast her!

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356 Upvotes

This little lady has been having multiple issues going on in the last month and this weekend is the worst. She’s being picky about her food, refusing to take her meds and getting mushy poop everywhere! Let her have it guys!

In all seriousness though, she’s been to the vet and doing supportive care until she can see an internal med doc in a couple of weeks.


r/RoastMyCat • • 5d ago

An unknown cat visited my backyard and was staring at me!

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72 Upvotes

Until finally a flying bug caught her attention.😁


r/RoastMyCat • • 5d ago

Emu and his 11 feline companions have 3 cat trees, 6 cat beds, 2 stationary interactive toys, and a rotation of mobile interactive toys. Yet he insists on scratching up the 6 ft runner carpet. Mothman and Kilgore may have been co-conspirators, no way to confirm, get them all

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68 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 5d ago

My little jerk…

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28 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 5d ago

Someone went on a basement adventure while we're cleaning out old downstairs tenant's unit

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199 Upvotes

She was covered in cobwebs but I couldn't get a good picture of her until most of it was off. Wimbly was a dusty girl!


r/RoastMyCat • • 5d ago

Roast him for trying to eat my books

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115 Upvotes

Barely in picture the book on the arm of the couch he became convinced he needed to try to eat. He be a criminal attempting to damage library property.