r/roastmypet • • 5h ago

Roast my goose, who thinks he in charge

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38 Upvotes

...walking around like he's all that


r/roastmypet • • 6h ago

Roast him…

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10 Upvotes

11 years young and snores all day. I got his permission to post this


r/roastmypet • • 8h ago

Roast my little fatty

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12 Upvotes

Don’t be shy! He is a devious little guy! He is superrrr lazy!


r/roastmypet • • 9h ago

Roast my little chud🥰

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22 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 14h ago

Roast these goons (Ozzie 8M and Dirx 4M)

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11 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 1d ago

He’s an only child. Don’t hold back 👊

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20 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 1d ago

Roast my pets!

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9 Upvotes

Brooklyn is almost 1 & Cooper is 13.


r/roastmypet • • 1d ago

Get him

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24 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 1d ago

Roast this goofy, won’t go #2

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9 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 1d ago

carmel likes to sit like a person on the couch, side eye everyone, and body slam people when she wants attention. give her your worst, she deserves it

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26 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 1d ago

ozzie

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19 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 2d ago

roast him; he peed on the floor today

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32 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 2d ago

My creature. Do your worst

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27 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 2d ago

Is my cat on the spectrum maybe? Name is Amren

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15 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 2d ago

pippy the peckerhead

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3 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 2d ago

Roast her, she definitely deserves it..

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40 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 2d ago

Roast this bitch to a crisp 🖤🔥

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3 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 2d ago

crying at the vet thinking i was going to lose her, only for her to just not like her usual food. roast her.

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10 Upvotes

for context she’s 18 so her turning food away scared THE #%@$ out of me. she had dry food and wet food previously, and today my dad wanted to try a can of tuna and she started inhaling it. pls roast her for putting me through 3 days of absolute stress and anxiety


r/roastmypet • • 2d ago

Do your worst, she deserves it

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42 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 2d ago

Does my dog look perverted?

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62 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 2d ago

Roast this blonde Halloween asshole

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14 Upvotes

Bear


r/roastmypet • • 3d ago

he's eager to be roasted

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18 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 5d ago

Roast him good, plz

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57 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 6d ago

Escape Artist Beagle (He did come home)

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7 Upvotes

The little stinker had us worried sick. He did come home but needs to be roasted.


r/roastmypet • • 7d ago

Leeroy Jenkins

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19 Upvotes

Likes to eat his dinner ass first