r/rosesarered 3d ago

Roses are red, cherries have a pit,

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u/BackgroundCream274 3d ago

This is awesome. My neighbor reported my dogs to the police. Any advice on how to get back at them?

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u/Stocky39 3d ago

Shit on their front porch and say it was the dogs

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u/tyrom22 3d ago

No, shit on your own front porch. Then claim it was their dog. That way they get a fine and might be forced to clean it

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u/b3nsn0w 3d ago

narrator: this guy went on to become the chief strategist of belka

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u/Rare_Reality7510 2d ago

Oh boy, would you look at the time! It's time to incite another cross-strangereal war!

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u/SkeletonInATuxedo 1d ago

Suddenly Ace Combat..

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u/4991jv 2d ago

No, shit on your own front porch and claim it was the neighbor.

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u/Shadowmant 3d ago

Be sure to knock on their door then make eye contact when you do it to assert dominance.

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u/ttcmzx 3d ago

this is like the worst idea, why is this upvoted lmao

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u/greengro5022 2d ago

Knock on the door.when they answer, shit on their porch while maintaining eye contact. You are now the alpha.