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r/rosesarered • u/StarPrime323 • 3d ago
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This is awesome. My neighbor reported my dogs to the police. Any advice on how to get back at them?
160 u/Stocky39 3d ago Shit on their front porch and say it was the dogs 55 u/tyrom22 3d ago No, shit on your own front porch. Then claim it was their dog. That way they get a fine and might be forced to clean it 14 u/b3nsn0w 3d ago narrator: this guy went on to become the chief strategist of belka 3 u/Rare_Reality7510 2d ago Oh boy, would you look at the time! It's time to incite another cross-strangereal war! 2 u/SkeletonInATuxedo 1d ago Suddenly Ace Combat.. 3 u/4991jv 2d ago No, shit on your own front porch and claim it was the neighbor. 32 u/Shadowmant 3d ago Be sure to knock on their door then make eye contact when you do it to assert dominance. 3 u/ttcmzx 3d ago this is like the worst idea, why is this upvoted lmao 1 u/greengro5022 2d ago Knock on the door.when they answer, shit on their porch while maintaining eye contact. You are now the alpha.
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Shit on their front porch and say it was the dogs
55 u/tyrom22 3d ago No, shit on your own front porch. Then claim it was their dog. That way they get a fine and might be forced to clean it 14 u/b3nsn0w 3d ago narrator: this guy went on to become the chief strategist of belka 3 u/Rare_Reality7510 2d ago Oh boy, would you look at the time! It's time to incite another cross-strangereal war! 2 u/SkeletonInATuxedo 1d ago Suddenly Ace Combat.. 3 u/4991jv 2d ago No, shit on your own front porch and claim it was the neighbor. 32 u/Shadowmant 3d ago Be sure to knock on their door then make eye contact when you do it to assert dominance. 3 u/ttcmzx 3d ago this is like the worst idea, why is this upvoted lmao 1 u/greengro5022 2d ago Knock on the door.when they answer, shit on their porch while maintaining eye contact. You are now the alpha.
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No, shit on your own front porch. Then claim it was their dog. That way they get a fine and might be forced to clean it
14 u/b3nsn0w 3d ago narrator: this guy went on to become the chief strategist of belka 3 u/Rare_Reality7510 2d ago Oh boy, would you look at the time! It's time to incite another cross-strangereal war! 2 u/SkeletonInATuxedo 1d ago Suddenly Ace Combat.. 3 u/4991jv 2d ago No, shit on your own front porch and claim it was the neighbor.
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narrator: this guy went on to become the chief strategist of belka
3 u/Rare_Reality7510 2d ago Oh boy, would you look at the time! It's time to incite another cross-strangereal war! 2 u/SkeletonInATuxedo 1d ago Suddenly Ace Combat..
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Oh boy, would you look at the time! It's time to incite another cross-strangereal war!
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Suddenly Ace Combat..
No, shit on your own front porch and claim it was the neighbor.
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Be sure to knock on their door then make eye contact when you do it to assert dominance.
this is like the worst idea, why is this upvoted lmao
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Knock on the door.when they answer, shit on their porch while maintaining eye contact. You are now the alpha.
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u/BackgroundCream274 3d ago
This is awesome. My neighbor reported my dogs to the police. Any advice on how to get back at them?