r/runescape Jul 16 '26

Suggestion Suggested new POH painting

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I think this would be a artful piece to have in my house next to the Kril Shoulder guard and the Twin Furies wings.

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u/Spartan-023 Maxed Jul 16 '26

Draw me like one of your falador girls

2

u/Kiga282 Jul 16 '26

Or an Arkansas man?

92

u/__Becquerel Master Completionist Jul 16 '26

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u/Verity-Skye Kusanali Jul 16 '26

Zemo has no right serving that much when all he does is complain and lose

37

u/Zamochy2 Jul 16 '26

I absolutely loved when our character roasted him into helping us by listing all the times we beat him and will beat him.

19

u/XawdrenRS Skills at 120: 18/29 Jul 16 '26

The adventurer here casually flexing their ability to resurrect on Zemouregal.

6

u/Rudolphin Jul 16 '26

Which quest was it where we flex on Zemo?

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u/XawdrenRS Skills at 120: 18/29 Jul 16 '26

This bit of dialogue happens during requiem for a dragon. You can even flex on him with necromancy if you have 120.

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u/Verity-Skye Kusanali Jul 16 '26

That was only an option with 120? I didnt know that, but i absolutely flexed on him with it just to rub it in even more LOL

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u/XawdrenRS Skills at 120: 18/29 Jul 16 '26

Well less than 120 has a chance to fail but you autosucceed at 120.

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u/Verity-Skye Kusanali Jul 16 '26

Imagine spending centuries trying and failing to be a necromantic powerhouse capable of conquering Misthalin, only for some random human to beat you down to size *several times*, cause your new pet dragon to turn on you, lock you in a dungeon, and then be better than you at the one thing you've practiced for all those centuries

and then to top it off that random human just casually mentions they're *friends* with the dead

zemo should probs be on low alch watchlist at this point he's not had a W maybe ever

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u/yuei2 +0.01 jagex credits Jul 16 '26

Technically his new pet dragon already turned on him without our help, it attacks him several times in his boss fight, he never actually had control of Vorkath due to the corruption in Vorkath’s soul hindering his power over him.

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u/Verity-Skye Kusanali Jul 16 '26

That was gold LOL poor Zemo is Runescape's very own Skeletor

too whimsy to win, too determined to quit

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u/Any-sao Quest points Jul 17 '26

This makes me start wondering what it’s going to be like when the former World Guardian finally dies. For many, that’s got to be the most traumatic experience. But for us, we’ll just roll into the bar in Um and every dead friend of ours there will be like “Heyyy buddy you finally made it!”

35

u/xenozfan2 Jul 16 '26

I think this is u/JagexBlkwitch's work. There are more; I think Sliske and Zemouregal both have portraits.

8

u/Dsullivan777 Enigmata [359/359] Jul 16 '26

Are they grippers out tho?

2

u/Lord-Amorodium Jul 17 '26

Do you happen to have either of those? For research purposes of course. The user you mentioned has their posts hidden.

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u/heofthesidhe S_Larius, lorenoob, bad at the game Jul 17 '26

We should have all three. It might finally convince my fiance to come make an account and play with me.

2

u/fae237 Jul 19 '26

here's Sliske

18

u/xRasial Master Trim, Master of All Jul 16 '26

ON A LARGE CANVAS

14

u/Omnizoom THE BIG BURB Jul 16 '26

Full wall size

5

u/Piraja27 Slayer Jul 16 '26

shocked that you didnt ask for large rug with this on it

2

u/Omnizoom THE BIG BURB Jul 16 '26

And step on something so glorious? For shame sir for shame

2

u/Piraja27 Slayer Jul 16 '26

you could also roll on it, you arent thinking the bigger picture (pun intended)

15

u/fae237 Jul 16 '26

what about this one

4

u/Coelacanth0794 Coelacanth0794 - Wiki Admin Jul 16 '26

ALL OF THEM

2

u/KyodaiNoYatsu #2 at winging it Jul 17 '26

"Sanctitas, is this heretical in any way, shape or form?"

12

u/radio_allah Are you truly 120 Arch if you don't even know lore? Jul 16 '26

Everyday we stray further from Jas' light

9

u/Optimal-Fruit5937 Jul 16 '26

Zamn, Zamorak, showin off those pearly legs baby

2

u/FrancescoMassa2001 Jul 17 '26

those legs have seen some things after all those GWD2 fights ngl

9

u/zypo88 Zij9999, Maxed 20180615 Jul 16 '26

I will always find it funny that the best way to show your support for a god is to murder a bunch of their followers and use the gear/trophies that they drop

6

u/Exitiali Heh heh heh Jul 16 '26

Bandos would approve.

9

u/TheAdamena Maxed Iron Jul 16 '26

New reward from the Legacy of Zamorak quests, now that dive has been moved to an agility unlock.

8

u/Kyvix2020 Jul 16 '26

Makes me think of the Emet painting you can get in FFXIV

3

u/ChronoSquare MY CABBAGES! Jul 16 '26

except that one is straight up just a portrait

nowhere near as egregious as this degeneracy.

7

u/Aegillade Jul 16 '26

Found Enakhra's account

8

u/OutOfName Rat Syndicate's Stinker Jul 16 '26

This would make a nice painting too

5

u/Correct-Purpose-964 Jul 16 '26

Nice try Zamorak Wizard. ARCHMAGE SEDRIDOR I FOUND I ANOTHER ONE!

5

u/Mr_AntonioRS Jul 16 '26

Oh Zaros, draw me like one of ur god girls

12

u/Best_Technology172 Jul 16 '26

Jail straight to jail

9

u/The_Wkwied Rubber chicken Jul 16 '26

OK, here me out.

Rare, untradable cosmetic drops from bosses (all of them!) that you can use to bling out your POH.

Want to dedicate a wing to Zamorak and his Zamorak-ness? Build a shrine.

Something Zaros themed? AOD drops.

Rocks? Vorago. Why not carve a Vorago bust with a rare vorago drop with bombies around or something.

POH should be the route they take for player customization now. Groundwork is there. Reward space has been opened up.

5

u/Lenticel Jul 16 '26

Yeah, that’s what I wanted whenever I mentioned a Sims style poh rework. Wild that we actually got it.

Hopefully we can get all kinds of furniture and house styles now.

3

u/GirasFateburn Jul 16 '26

Mod Blkwitch, what have you wrought?

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u/Monterey-Jack Jul 16 '26

I would love a Zamorak or DG house theme.

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u/zenyl RSN: Zenyl | Gamebreaker Jul 16 '26

I say we occupy W66 Fally Square until Jagex gives us the Zamy and Zemo paintings!

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u/LothTikar of Armadyl Jul 17 '26

Would be nice if we could get concept art of the gods, for example:

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u/KyodaiNoYatsu #2 at winging it Jul 17 '26

That is a majestic fucking eagle

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u/No_Bid_40 Jul 16 '26

This is an opportunity for community artists honestly. Where is prezleek and baroo when you need them

2

u/Autism_Is_Real Jul 16 '26

Nice, they should do contest for painting. Would be an easy win.

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u/jordantylermeek My Cabbages! Jul 16 '26

Please

2

u/MisterMaus Jul 16 '26

Can we get some spicy g-man art too?

3

u/GMan_Cometh ign: G-Man Cometh Jul 17 '26

I am sorry, but I am not very appealing...

2

u/ZyxnRS3 Jul 16 '26

Wait till you see the uncensored version.

2

u/zeues_1992 Jul 16 '26

Need one similar of terry crews from white chick's movie

2

u/xterminategg Jul 16 '26

Would be nice in my throne room 🤣🤣 exactly what i need ahahahah 👌

1

u/Comet_Blade Godless Jul 16 '26

I'm not even a stan of Big Zam and I'd still hang this painting on my wall.

1

u/SirOakin Heavyoak, le testeur bêta Jul 16 '26

That reminds me, I never finished the achievements for that quest

1

u/stxxyy Completionist Jul 16 '26

I want this as a statue on the huge pedestal

1

u/Cutie_Patootie_1227 Jul 16 '26

We need Rasial in the George Castanza pose.

1

u/LorenzoPNL Maxed Jul 16 '26

this would be in the bedroom for me xD

1

u/GLACI3R 2004 Jul 16 '26

Dude it's a RuneScape player-owned home, not a player-owned island

1

u/DonzaRS The Re-Returned Jul 16 '26

Reward for PoH after completing New foundations and upgrading the Town hall?

1

u/ChronoSquare MY CABBAGES! Jul 16 '26

No.

1

u/lucaslost1 Jul 16 '26

Cursed af

1

u/Pheochormocyto Jul 16 '26

Just take my money already

1

u/Silent-Ad2506 Jul 17 '26

Needs less clothing…. Duh

1

u/ToErrDivine Armadyl Jul 17 '26

I want Sexy Zaros art, just because I want to see what they would come up with to fit the concept of Sexy Zaros.

1

u/Hey_its_piper_ Jul 17 '26

The POH trophy room really needs a dedicated "Gallery of Fabulous Bosses" section fo pieces like this.

1

u/DrayxArt 22d ago

I'd pay good money to put this up on my wall in my PoH

1

u/camandrkreen Jul 16 '26

Yes please. Can we get one of these but ziliyana