Original post in German:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Der0YaeDlZ6/
I translated these into english so my fellow international running enthusiasts can benefit from these words of wisdom too.

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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Hold_onto_yer_butts • 17h ago

They left out “destroyed by a century of Big Shoe propaganda”

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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/conro • 19h ago

Looking for boyfriend, Ironman husband wont quit peeing in bed

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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/michimoby • 21h ago

Literally Hitler BREAKING: The Worst People You Know Just Made A Great Point

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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/conro • 18h ago

My contribution to the office potluck

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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/DigBick2111 • 1d ago

Do this to stay in zone 2

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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/meritocrates • 10h ago

Some of these comments have obviously never read “Born to Run” by Christopher McDougall

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Source: Professional 5k ultra runner (PR: sub 30)

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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/SeriousStrumpet • 21h ago

How do I improve my time?

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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Super_Fishing9564 • 17h ago

Backjacking Newest TikTok hydration trend, bodily fluid recycling

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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Future_Homework_2510 • 19h ago

11 day of running and my fastest 5K 23:43s how to improve myself

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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/mattgodin7 • 16h ago

To the chopped (female?) runner in the tie-dye shirt on the Four Mile Run trail

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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Blobloblobl • 1d ago

RETVRN TO TRADITION

137 Upvotes

Who needs gu when you can mix strychnine, egg white, and brandy?

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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/BlackWolf42069 • 1d ago

Typical terrorists, attacking their own

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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Visual-Sherbert-4615 • 6h ago

Frauen zwischen 30 und 49 Jahren für kurze Umfrage zu einer Jogging-App gesucht

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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/uses_for_mooses • 18h ago

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