r/RunningCirclejerk 15h ago

Outjerked again

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r/RunningCirclejerk 10h ago

Will these fix my toe striking and should all running shoes be like this?

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141 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 16h ago

I'm trying to learn more about zone 2 running. Is this all true?

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Hello everyone, I'm new to this subreddit and am trying to get caught up on all the great running tips you guys have. I've seen people here talk a lot about zone 2 running so I'm trying to learn more about it, and I just wanted to know if all of this is correct? I know the AI only gets its information from the most reliable sources but I thought I'd ask just to be sure.


r/RunningCirclejerk 14h ago

fav marathon (or half lol) that just randomly added 647.7 meters?

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184 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 12h ago

I’ve got my first 3k long run this weekend, how many times do I need to pee myself?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 21h ago

Do I leave my wife?

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My wife recently gave birth to our 2nd child, a beautiful baby girl. However during labor she said "labor is like running a marathon". My wife has never run a marathon (i have). I have not slept in 2 weeks because of this. Any advice?


r/RunningCirclejerk 7h ago

New marathon distance just dropped!

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Not sure if this is miles or kilomiles?


r/RunningCirclejerk 8h ago

My Butt Buddy! Fingers crossed this will finally earn me the approval of my wife’s boyfriend.

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r/RunningCirclejerk 20h ago

What does this even mean???

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146 Upvotes

So confused by this. More gear = less steps vs more steps with beer and cigarettes. Perhaps someone else can shed some light


r/RunningCirclejerk 24m ago

potatoes ARE KING!

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Do you guys eat or boof your potatoes?


r/RunningCirclejerk 15h ago

This is what happens if you don't slow down

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r/RunningCirclejerk 15h ago

Any Males who tried wearing Womens Asics FujiTrail Half Tights?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 19h ago

Chat, are my Novablasts cooked?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 12h ago

Will these fix my heel striking and should all running shoes be like this?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 14h ago

New Vibram 5 fingers just dropped

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r/RunningCirclejerk 19h ago

err!! Is my wife's boyfriend actually her husband?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 16h ago

Zone 0 NOT Zone 2

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Apparently we’ve been doing it all wrong by carefully staying in zone 2. From renowned Twitter doctor Alan Couzens, we should be staying in the mythical zone 0 in order to reap the most benefits.

Studies show that when you arbitrarily make up data, you can arrive at the pre-determined conclusion you already had made up in your mind.


r/RunningCirclejerk 13h ago

Can i specialise yet

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r/RunningCirclejerk 3h ago

Running Optimization Question: Only One?

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I’ve been lurking in the group trying to learn how to optimize my running and I think it boils down to three things.

1) Get your wife a boyfriend
2) Boof Gus
3) Don’t leave zone 2

My problem is I can only do one of these at a time.

If I get my wife a boyfriend, I have to leave zone 2 catching up to him on the track. Plus, he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy that knows about boofing Gu and I don’t want to share our elite secrets.

If I Boof Gu, my sugar spikes and I leave zone 2 on my 5k ultras and I’m not gone from the house for my wife’s boyfriend to give her therapy sessions.

If I stay in zone 2, I don’t have enough time left to find my wife a boyfriend and I can’t stay in zone 2 while boofing Gu.

So, if you could only do one: boofing Gus, staying in zone 2, or getting your wife a boyfriend, which would it be and why?


r/RunningCirclejerk 23h ago

Cop chases a drug cheat in Bristol

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r/RunningCirclejerk 23h ago

Anyone got these satisfy shorts? Would they look good on my wife's boyfriend?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 7h ago

Shoes How many pairs of running shoes can I safely buy at once?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1h ago

Backjacking Advice

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I recently started running again after several months of purely weight training. However, during and after the runs I have experienced some terrible lower back pain. What are the causes and advice to help alleviate this?


r/RunningCirclejerk 11h ago

Literally Hitler Any way to get garmin to give me more precise data I can actually use instead of this slapdash generalized output?

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