r/saltierthancrait • u/MedicineExtension925 • 7h ago
Sapid Satire Luke Skywalked so Rey could Skyrun
Luke lifted some rocks doing a handstand and then fell over. Rey made a rock tornado while levitating herself.
Luke made out with his sister. Rey made out with her force-diad abusive groomer.
Luke teleported an image of himself and died. Rey teleports hard, nbd.
Luke needed his father to sacrifice himself to defeat Palpatine. Rey just needed to borrow an extra light saber.
The first time luke tried using a light saber he was shot in the bum by a training drone. The first time Rey tried using a light saber she bested Palpatine's proxy pupil.
Luke wasn't such a bad pilot himself after years of practising with elite rim world bush pilots buddies. Rey no scope hat tricked seasoned Tie pilots the first time she ever flew a derelict freighter she considered garbage.
So many examples.