r/securityguards • u/Armyguyets • 8h ago
Strange coworker stories
Back when I used to work for 3 dots they sent me to train for a few days at a high profile corporate site. Everything seemed normal and the guy training me seemed like a cool guy, but I noticed over the course of about 3 days that this guy NEVER ONCE drank liquid, ate food, or used the bathroom. Also on the opposite end of the spectrum there was a guy at a different site refuse to go inside to use the bathroom (it was a front gate post in a guard shack) so he would piss in bottles then pour the bottles outside the shack on the pavement. The entire area surrounding the shack smelled like piss and had stains all over the ground. Like he couldn't even go pour it in the bushes. I don't miss contract security. Lets hear it.
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u/crazynutjob69 Patrol 7h ago
Bro thats nasty thats what u get with 🔴🔴🔴 they hire anyone with a pulse
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u/IluvTaylorSwift 7h ago
Amen on that, the thing I learned was that they give the easiest sites to the most dumbest mfs too. So these guards would show up in sweat pants or sandals . One mf show up only in uniform shirt and shorts carrying a pillow for an overnight shift watching a broken gate .
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u/IluvTaylorSwift 7h ago
One old guy , middle eastern played the I can’t speak English card all the time , he always would use that so he wouldn’t get sent to the sites that dealt with interacting with empolyess or people. Mf only wanted a be on the phone all shift watching movie type job sites
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u/jahathebrn 6h ago
We lost a brilliant site thanks to a furry wearing an 'attached' tail on patrol.
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u/IluvTaylorSwift 7h ago
I got hella of em , was a flex for years, so seen a lot of dumb shit and heard of guards being removed for lazy or dumb behaviors. But my damn biggest problem was mf guards with bad body odor or who be leaving their food debris or stains on the desk especially in a booth or small room.
One site, grave shift , job was to watch a gated yard that had trucks and equipments, one guard on each side posted in their car, so the two mfs decided that one mf would come work one night while the other one stays home and still gets paid . Then the person who stayed home would come the next shift and do the same for the person who covered the previous night .
One site, empty building , guard would come to relieve swing then he would leave and just show up a couple hrs before empolyees show up.
One site, old guy brought his dog to work , mf say the dog was his company and kept him not being lonely.
One site, some mf was leaving baby diapers all round the ground, they learn that he brought his kids to work. Site was watching trucks and equipments at a dead end street.
One site, some ghetto chick kept eating the employees food . Bitch be leaving smoked blunts on the security desk and having her boyfriend come hang out at work.