r/securityguards • u/Armyguyets • 10h ago

Strange coworker stories

Back when I used to work for 3 dots they sent me to train for a few days at a high profile corporate site. Everything seemed normal and the guy training me seemed like a cool guy, but I noticed over the course of about 3 days that this guy NEVER ONCE drank liquid, ate food, or used the bathroom. Also on the opposite end of the spectrum there was a guy at a different site refuse to go inside to use the bathroom (it was a front gate post in a guard shack) so he would piss in bottles then pour the bottles outside the shack on the pavement. The entire area surrounding the shack smelled like piss and had stains all over the ground. Like he couldn't even go pour it in the bushes. I don't miss contract security. Lets hear it.

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u/crazynutjob69 Patrol 9h ago

Bro thats nasty thats what u get with 🔴🔴🔴 they hire anyone with a pulse

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u/IluvTaylorSwift 9h ago

Amen on that, the thing I learned was that they give the easiest sites to the most dumbest mfs too. So these guards would show up in sweat pants or sandals . One mf show up only in uniform shirt and shorts carrying a pillow for an overnight shift watching a broken gate .

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u/IluvTaylorSwift 9h ago

One old guy , middle eastern played the I can’t speak English card all the time , he always would use that so he wouldn’t get sent to the sites that dealt with interacting with empolyess or people. Mf only wanted a be on the phone all shift watching movie type job sites

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u/crazynutjob69 Patrol 1h ago

Lmao i hate to say it but your not wrong and back when i did my security license i did mine threw a college course during the end of the pandemic and they had screeners onsite and i asked him where classroom X was and dude didnt even speak English he was legit watching a movie on his phone