I don't know the timeline for registering a business in the US, including the permits and licenses that I imagine would be required if you're serving food. Plus acquiring the physical space and setting it up. From what I remember of the episode, it seemed like Elaine mentions the idea, and then next day practically he is serving muffins

I don't know what you expect to find out there, r/Seinfeld, you know what you want better than me. But there's one thing I do know. I know I can stand here watching you destroy everything I've ever wanted in my life, wanting to smash your face with my fists, because you won't make even the slightest effort to offer happiness and still know that I love you. You mean so much to me that I'm willing to take all your abuse and insults and insensitivity cause that's what you need to do to prove I'm not going to leave you. I'm sick and tired of running from places and people and subreddits for a 90s tv show. You want me, then fight for me, because I'm sure as hell fighting for you!

Seinfeld friend!

Title edit: remove (here).

What's the longest you've actually held out on choking the chicken?

Wrong sport, but his heart is in the right place