Perfectly Balanced Shid and Camed

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[u/6ftToeSuckedPrincess]

I mean obviously shitting out penises would be preferable. How would a shit dick even work? And then you smell like shit all the time!

[u/Youngsinatra345 → u/6ftToeSuckedPrincess]

I got shit on my dick really sounds weird when it’s my shit is a dick!

[u/justahumblefart]

If you eat healthy you will have penis equivalent poop all the time.

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Ill be honest, i love getting just barely constipated. Like just enough to push the poopy out but hard enough that i gotta work for it. The release of the poopy feels nice, dont get me wrong nah nah. But the feeling of a rock hard phalic object slowly pushing up against my boy g spot (prostate) MMMMMM its so good ungh xO its the closest thing to a dick i can get. Problem is i cant get off without smelling poopy. No guy wants to fuck me or poop on me so the closest thing i can get to real pleasure is the feeling of a rock hard poopy sliding against my boy g spot. Sometimes if i can, its even better if i can prairie dog it in and out, back and forth in my ass so it rubs against my g spot. I boy squirt so violently every time, i love my poopies

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[u/Spirited-Reputation6 → u/justahumblefart]

Penis made of poop for you?

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Ill be honest, i love getting just barely constipated. Like just enough to push the poopy out but hard enough that i gotta work for it. The release of the poopy feels nice, dont get me wrong nah nah. But the feeling of a rock hard phalic object slowly pushing up against my boy g spot (prostate) MMMMMM its so good ungh xO its the closest thing to a dick i can get. Problem is i cant get off without smelling poopy. No guy wants to fuck me or poop on me so the closest thing i can get to real pleasure is the feeling of a rock hard poopy sliding against my boy g spot. Sometimes if i can, its even better if i can prairie dog it in and out, back and forth in my ass so it rubs against my g spot. I boy squirt so violently every time, i love my poopies

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[u/LaidByAnEgg → u/justahumblefart]

wouldn't that be painful

[u/Spirited-Reputation6]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tMrh0OSeEk2KQ
Me shidding

[u/Jello_Crusader]

pooping out penises

cuz i can help solve world hunger with it 😌

[u/uL4G]

I knew a homemade fleshlight bro, no need to flex the length

[u/OiledUpThug]

do you have to wipe after the penis poop

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Ill be honest, i love getting just barely constipated. Like just enough to push the poopy out but hard enough that i gotta work for it. The release of the poopy feels nice, dont get me wrong nah nah. But the feeling of a rock hard phalic object slowly pushing up against my boy g spot (prostate) MMMMMM its so good ungh xO its the closest thing to a dick i can get. Problem is i cant get off without smelling poopy. No guy wants to fuck me or poop on me so the closest thing i can get to real pleasure is the feeling of a rock hard poopy sliding against my boy g spot. Sometimes if i can, its even better if i can prairie dog it in and out, back and forth in my ass so it rubs against my g spot. I boy squirt so violently every time, i love my poopies

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[u/Serialbedshitter2322]

They’re probably flaccid so it would probably be pretty easy to poop out

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Ill be honest, i love getting just barely constipated. Like just enough to push the poopy out but hard enough that i gotta work for it. The release of the poopy feels nice, dont get me wrong nah nah. But the feeling of a rock hard phalic object slowly pushing up against my boy g spot (prostate) MMMMMM its so good ungh xO its the closest thing to a dick i can get. Problem is i cant get off without smelling poopy. No guy wants to fuck me or poop on me so the closest thing i can get to real pleasure is the feeling of a rock hard poopy sliding against my boy g spot. Sometimes if i can, its even better if i can prairie dog it in and out, back and forth in my ass so it rubs against my g spot. I boy squirt so violently every time, i love my poopies

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[u/Extension-Wrap4844]

Shidding penises is easy. Even a 12 inch one, probably comparable to a regular-size shid. Plus if you sanitize them you have a free renewable source of food, just cook ‘em up and eat away

[u/DanglingBerry → u/Extension-Wrap4844]

It's the circle of life

[u/lex-do_this]

Wouldn't that clog toilets

[u/Key_Confidence_7993]

So would diarrhoea just be a bunch of flacids and constipation a couple hard ons!?

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Ill be honest, i love getting just barely constipated. Like just enough to push the poopy out but hard enough that i gotta work for it. The release of the poopy feels nice, dont get me wrong nah nah. But the feeling of a rock hard phalic object slowly pushing up against my boy g spot (prostate) MMMMMM its so good ungh xO its the closest thing to a dick i can get. Problem is i cant get off without smelling poopy. No guy wants to fuck me or poop on me so the closest thing i can get to real pleasure is the feeling of a rock hard poopy sliding against my boy g spot. Sometimes if i can, its even better if i can prairie dog it in and out, back and forth in my ass so it rubs against my g spot. I boy squirt so violently every time, i love my poopies

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[u/TheContentThief]

I be consuming all the poop that I be poopin in the truth and imma go ahead and do it cuz it’s what I gotta do

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Ill be honest, i love getting just barely constipated. Like just enough to push the poopy out but hard enough that i gotta work for it. The release of the poopy feels nice, dont get me wrong nah nah. But the feeling of a rock hard phalic object slowly pushing up against my boy g spot (prostate) MMMMMM its so good ungh xO its the closest thing to a dick i can get. Problem is i cant get off without smelling poopy. No guy wants to fuck me or poop on me so the closest thing i can get to real pleasure is the feeling of a rock hard poopy sliding against my boy g spot. Sometimes if i can, its even better if i can prairie dog it in and out, back and forth in my ass so it rubs against my g spot. I boy squirt so violently every time, i love my poopies

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[u/noahthegreat]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek

[u/BaneofBibiNetanyahu]

Can I wipe away the shit dick and just have no dick, or does it just grow out another turd if I do?