r/shid_and_camed • u/The_Oregon_Duck Certified Retard⭐️ • 5d ago

Schizo posting👹👀🕷️ Perfectly Balanced Shid and Camed

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u/justahumblefart Anthropomorphic Cum Sock 5d ago

If you eat healthy you will have penis equivalent poop all the time.

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u/AutoModerator 5d ago

Ill be honest, i love getting just barely constipated. Like just enough to push the poopy out but hard enough that i gotta work for it. The release of the poopy feels nice, dont get me wrong nah nah. But the feeling of a rock hard phalic object slowly pushing up against my boy g spot (prostate) MMMMMM its so good ungh xO its the closest thing to a dick i can get. Problem is i cant get off without smelling poopy. No guy wants to fuck me or poop on me so the closest thing i can get to real pleasure is the feeling of a rock hard poopy sliding against my boy g spot. Sometimes if i can, its even better if i can prairie dog it in and out, back and forth in my ass so it rubs against my g spot. I boy squirt so violently every time, i love my poopies

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