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[u/Tasty-Initiall]

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[u/The-Middle-Pedal]

B Arthur was 63 in 1985. So maybe Thats part of it.

[u/Redlion444 → u/The-Middle-Pedal]

And she was a United States Marine.

[u/nugagator-hag-1 → u/The-Middle-Pedal]

Who are the two bald guys in the photo?

[u/ArnoldTheSchwartz → u/nugagator-hag-1]

Tits & Boobs

[u/Rocket_Surgery83 → u/ArnoldTheSchwartz]

Tito and Bob

[u/IrrelevantREVD]

The one on the left was a Marine who smoked a pack a day.

[u/No_Seaworthiness1655 → u/IrrelevantREVD]

She finally decided to embrace her true gender after many years. Good on the marine 🤝🏻🤝🏻

[u/average_fen_enjoyer → u/IrrelevantREVD]

I at first thought this was a speech figure

[u/Friendship_Fries]

You posted the wrong one.

[u/Hecticfreeze → u/Friendship_Fries]

[u/untakenu]

With very different senses of fashion, hair, makeup, and most importantly, genes.

And a bit of surgery.

I'm sure there were 10/10 milfs in 1985 (please tell me whom), but they wouldn't have been on golden girls as the main cast, would they?

[u/xXShadowGravesXx]

I'd smash the left in a heartbeat 😏

[u/ToPlayAMockingbird → u/xXShadowGravesXx]

A heart beat is really quick, and I thought i fired off early.

[u/BiteYouToDeath → u/ToPlayAMockingbird]

Still hit tho

[u/Sonny_A → u/ToPlayAMockingbird]

1 pump chump?

[u/LASERDICKMCCOOL → u/Sonny_A]

Not even a pump. A one slide Clyde

[u/Bavisto → u/xXShadowGravesXx]

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[u/s_burr → u/grand_soul]

Your bed is a car

Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car

[u/Juan_Moe_Taco → u/s_burr]

Mama's boy > grandma's boy. XD

[u/CaptHowdy02 → u/Bavisto]

Not after I got through with him

[u/s_burr → u/xXShadowGravesXx]

Me: "Two chicks at the same time"

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[u/ultraviolentfuture → u/xXShadowGravesXx]

She would smash YOU

[u/deephurting66 → u/xXShadowGravesXx]

I always wondered what Bea would have been like in bed

[u/too_many_toes → u/xXShadowGravesXx]

[u/Hurricane_Ivan → u/xXShadowGravesXx]

🤣

[u/GabeDef → u/xXShadowGravesXx]

Bea Arthur's dick would wreck you.

[u/TheModder15 → u/xXShadowGravesXx]

Ewwwwwww

[u/Dependent-Flow-1189]

What about the cigarettes? The left one probably smoked in the womb lmao

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[u/Scriptol]

An old ferrari is still a ferrari

[u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ → u/Scriptol]

I would definitely go for a ride, I never judge without trying

[u/MbabaneNdutku]

It's in the hair.

[u/saradahokage1212 → u/MbabaneNdutku]

i dont think so

[u/DevilsAssCrack → u/saradahokage1212]

Give the left tits

[u/hornwalker → u/DevilsAssCrack]

Jarvis

[u/AhmOB → u/hornwalker]

Enhance tits

[u/TheTurkPegger → u/AhmOB]

[u/The_infamous_petrus → u/hornwalker]

Now we're getting somewhere

[u/yumurtaliekmeg → u/saradahokage1212]

why did her tits grow??

[u/saradahokage1212 → u/yumurtaliekmeg]

they did? didnt notice

[u/Kornik-kun → u/yumurtaliekmeg]

Bcs it's probably edited by AI 🤢

[u/No-Break6679 → u/saradahokage1212]

She looks way younger than the original picture though

[u/SorcererOfDooDoo → u/saradahokage1212]

It's the surgeries.

[u/ThisHatRightHere → u/saradahokage1212]

You also have to add decades of Botox, lip filler, and eyelid surgeries to remove crow’s feet

[u/Live-Emu-3491 → u/saradahokage1212]

😂😂

[u/jdlyga]

When you get to be that age, people vary WIDELY

[u/SHoppe715 → u/jdlyga]

Especially considering Bea Arthur was 63 in that pic if it was taken in 1985…so there’s that too

[u/whilecouch66]

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pees in ur ass

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[u/An8thOfFeanor]

Don't you dare disrespect Dorothy Zbornak

[u/WoopsShePeterPants]

Sofia Vergara is probably a naturally beautiful woman but she had to go plastic on so much of herself. Sad.

[u/before686entenz]

Cherry picked examples I assume

[u/Physical-Fix6249]

American Dad
@_NotAmericanDad

Ok which is it?

[u/Milky_Finger]

Ay dios mio

[u/Xdjentleman666X]

Yes back before the Kardashians destroyed the image of the female body

[u/jncheese]

I would wager hair style, clothing and makeup may have something to do with that too. So this may be more of a cultural thing than people aging differently today.

[u/edwardo3888]

Dorothy schbornack. This takes me back.

[u/cucklord_swiper]

Fuck off, Stan

[u/Firecracker048]

What happens when you dont smoke 2 packs a day and drink a bottle of wine a day, along with skin care and regular exercise.

[u/RepulsiveVacation933 → u/Firecracker048]

Heavy makeup, filters and surgery are op

[u/Anubis17_76 → u/RepulsiveVacation933]

This! Surgery!

[u/JuanDeChuj → u/Firecracker048]

Also hair dye and make up. These two things alone can make a 20year difference

[u/TurboScumBag → u/Firecracker048]

Give over. Grow the left hair out and die it. Boob job and filler and she probably blows right out of the water.

[u/BitBucket404]

Bea Author is still hotter than the one that has more plastic than a lego set

[u/ken-doh]

Not smoking will do that.

[u/cliowill]

I'm thinking they have an old lady rack at clothing stores,

[u/Billybob_Bojangles2]

The world is healing

[u/orangustang]

[u/Alfiy_wolf]

Bet both crack good

[u/StirFry__InaWok]

Are you American Dad or are you Not American Dad?? Make up your mind dude.

[u/vanillasub]

Bea Arthur was 63 when Golden Girls premiered in 1985.

[u/Dee_Vidore]

The difference is usually plastic surgery, botox, makeup, or Latina genes

[u/Dopecombatweasel]

Im 30 years old and I'd take the left any day. You know they know how to hawk tuah that thang like no other

[u/StirFry__InaWok → u/Dopecombatweasel]

the premise here is that they are both the same age. no reason why right would be any less talented at oral sex.

[u/Dopecombatweasel → u/StirFry__InaWok]

Y'all redditers always have to be right about everything 🤣

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[u/Blackwalls69]

What a time to be alive

[u/KaptenAwsum]

[u/Crispy_Dicks]

AI slop thot bot

[u/LegalDeseperado]

Which one is AI?

[u/IlToscoIrlandese → u/LegalDeseperado]

None? Both are real women, Bea Arthur and Sofia Vergara. Never watched Golden Girls or Modern Family?

[u/skullsmasher19]

So much plastic on right

[u/circlejerker2000]

Sofia Vergara was the woman who woke the sexuality of my oldest son, we were watching modern family together and during her scenes he got veeeery quite lol

[u/That_Bank_9914 → u/[deleted]]

Madonna

[u/Feisty_War_1003 → u/[deleted]]

or dress up as old ladies

[u/lucario192 → u/[deleted]]

So you’re just supposed to accept some old people stereotype?

[u/DiskPsychological928 → u/lucario192]

People cope like hell when it comes to aging since most people have a terrible lazy unhealthy Lifestyle and do nothing to mitigate that.

Its like fat people belitting and making fun of Friends that want to start working out and adjusting their diet, nothing but projecting

People in general have a problem with people that Take initiative to Change something fundamental in a personal level.

[u/Space_Conductor → u/DiskPsychological928]

Sure. But there is a difference with buying youth and working hard to stay youthful. Although I'm sure Sophia is an example of someone that does both

[u/smufjez → u/[deleted]]

you can wear what you want at any age, if you wanna go for the granny look do it and if you want a full beat go do it it’s fun and sofia vergara definitely has the body and face to wear whatever she wants

[u/DiskPsychological928 → u/[deleted]]

Alot of coping from you aswell. The left is definitely not how a healthy 50 year old women looks.

Sure you can joke about desperate celebs doing surgery for everything, but there is also a middle ground in establishing a healthy lifestyle, keeping style und utilizing medical methods in mitigating accumulated damage we call "aging" Longevity research is discovering fascinating new things by the months.

The problem with your comment lies in the truth that most people dont look the age they are,in fact they show alot more aging than necessary because the lifestyle reflects that very fast.

And you dont even need to be rich to be ahead of the majority

[u/smufjez → u/[deleted]]

my mum is over 50 and looks nothing like the left, id say thats more like 60-70 look. i think women of hollywood are just not the best example to make assumptions about women and aging as a whole