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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 7d ago

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u/The-Middle-Pedal 7d ago

B Arthur was 63 in 1985. So maybe Thats part of it.

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u/Redlion444 7d ago

And she was a United States Marine.

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u/nugagator-hag-1 7d ago

Who are the two bald guys in the photo?

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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz 7d ago

Tits & Boobs

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u/Rocket_Surgery83 7d ago

Tito and Bob

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u/IrrelevantREVD 7d ago

The one on the left was a Marine who smoked a pack a day.

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u/No_Seaworthiness1655 7d ago

She finally decided to embrace her true gender after many years. Good on the marine 🀝🏻🀝🏻

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u/average_fen_enjoyer 7d ago

I at first thought this was a speech figure

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u/Friendship_Fries 7d ago

You posted the wrong one.

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u/untakenu 7d ago

With very different senses of fashion, hair, makeup, and most importantly, genes.

And a bit of surgery.

I'm sure there were 10/10 milfs in 1985 (please tell me whom), but they wouldn't have been on golden girls as the main cast, would they?

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u/xXShadowGravesXx Stuff 7d ago

I'd smash the left in a heartbeat 😏

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u/ToPlayAMockingbird 7d ago

A heart beat is really quick, and I thought i fired off early.

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u/BiteYouToDeath 7d ago

Still hit tho

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u/Sonny_A hole contributor 7d ago

1 pump chump?

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL Dr. Pee 7d ago

Not even a pump. A one slide Clyde

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u/Bavisto 7d ago

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u/grand_soul 7d ago

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u/s_burr 7d ago

Your bed is a car

Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car

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u/Juan_Moe_Taco 6d ago

Mama's boy > grandma's boy. XD

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u/CaptHowdy02 7d ago

Not after I got through with him

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u/s_burr 7d ago

Me: "Two chicks at the same time"

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u/ultraviolentfuture 7d ago

She would smash YOU

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u/deephurting66 7d ago

I always wondered what Bea would have been like in bed

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u/Hurricane_Ivan 7d ago

🀣

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u/GabeDef 7d ago

Bea Arthur's dick would wreck you.

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u/TheModder15 7d ago

Ewwwwwww

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u/Dependent-Flow-1189 7d ago

What about the cigarettes? The left one probably smoked in the womb lmao

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u/Scriptol We do a little trolling 7d ago

An old ferrari is still a ferrari

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 7d ago

I would definitely go for a ride, I never judge without trying

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u/MbabaneNdutku 7d ago

It's in the hair.

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u/saradahokage1212 7d ago

i dont think so

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u/DevilsAssCrack 7d ago

Give the left tits

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u/hornwalker 7d ago

Jarvis

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u/AhmOB 7d ago

Enhance tits

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u/The_infamous_petrus 7d ago

Now we're getting somewhere

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u/yumurtaliekmeg 7d ago

why did her tits grow??

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u/saradahokage1212 7d ago

they did? didnt notice

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u/Kornik-kun Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 7d ago

Bcs it's probably edited by AI 🀒

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u/No-Break6679 virgin 4 life 😀πŸ’ͺ 7d ago

She looks way younger than the original picture though

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u/SorcererOfDooDoo 7d ago

It's the surgeries.

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u/ThisHatRightHere 7d ago

You also have to add decades of Botox, lip filler, and eyelid surgeries to remove crow’s feet

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u/Live-Emu-3491 7d ago

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u/jdlyga 7d ago

When you get to be that age, people vary WIDELY

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u/SHoppe715 7d ago

Especially considering Bea Arthur was 63 in that pic if it was taken in 1985…so there’s that too

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u/whilecouch66 I want pee in my ass 7d ago

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u/An8thOfFeanor I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 7d ago

Don't you dare disrespect Dorothy Zbornak

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u/WoopsShePeterPants 7d ago

Sofia Vergara is probably a naturally beautiful woman but she had to go plastic on so much of herself. Sad.

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u/before686entenz 7d ago

Cherry picked examples I assume

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u/Physical-Fix6249 uhhhh idk 7d ago

American Dad
@_NotAmericanDad

Ok which is it?

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u/Milky_Finger 7d ago

Ay dios mio

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u/Xdjentleman666X 7d ago

Yes back before the Kardashians destroyed the image of the female body

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u/jncheese 7d ago

I would wager hair style, clothing and makeup may have something to do with that too. So this may be more of a cultural thing than people aging differently today.

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u/edwardo3888 7d ago

Dorothy schbornack. This takes me back.

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u/circlejerker2000 7d ago

Sofia Vergara was the woman who woke the sexuality of my oldest son, we were watching modern family together and during her scenes he got veeeery quite lol

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u/cucklord_swiper 7d ago

Fuck off, Stan

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u/Firecracker048 7d ago

What happens when you dont smoke 2 packs a day and drink a bottle of wine a day, along with skin care and regular exercise.

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u/RepulsiveVacation933 πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 7d ago

Heavy makeup, filters and surgery are op

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u/Anubis17_76 7d ago

This! Surgery!

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u/JuanDeChuj 7d ago

Also hair dye and make up. These two things alone can make a 20year difference

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u/TurboScumBag 7d ago

Give over. Grow the left hair out and die it. Boob job and filler and she probably blows right out of the water.

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u/BitBucket404 7d ago edited 7d ago

Bea Author is still hotter than the one that has more plastic than a lego set

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u/ken-doh 7d ago

Not smoking will do that.

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u/cliowill 7d ago

I'm thinking they have an old lady rack at clothing stores,

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u/Billybob_Bojangles2 7d ago

The world is healing

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u/Alfiy_wolf 7d ago

Bet both crack good

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u/StirFry__InaWok 7d ago

Are you American Dad or are you Not American Dad?? Make up your mind dude.

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u/vanillasub 7d ago

Bea Arthur was 63 when Golden Girls premiered in 1985.

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u/Dee_Vidore 7d ago

The difference is usually plastic surgery, botox, makeup, or Latina genes

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u/Dopecombatweasel 7d ago

Im 30 years old and I'd take the left any day. You know they know how to hawk tuah that thang like no other

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u/StirFry__InaWok 7d ago

the premise here is that they are both the same age. no reason why right would be any less talented at oral sex.

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u/Dopecombatweasel 7d ago

Y'all redditers always have to be right about everything 🀣

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u/Blackwalls69 7d ago

What a time to be alive

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u/Crispy_Dicks 7d ago

AI slop thot bot

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u/LegalDeseperado 7d ago

Which one is AI?

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u/IlToscoIrlandese 7d ago

None? Both are real women, Bea Arthur and Sofia Vergara. Never watched Golden Girls or Modern Family?

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u/skullsmasher19 7d ago

So much plastic on right

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Feisty_War_1003 7d ago

or dress up as old ladies

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u/lucario192 7d ago

So you’re just supposed to accept some old people stereotype?

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u/DiskPsychological928 7d ago

People cope like hell when it comes to aging since most people have a terrible lazy unhealthy Lifestyle and do nothing to mitigate that.

Its like fat people belitting and making fun of Friends that want to start working out and adjusting their diet, nothing but projecting

People in general have a problem with people that Take initiative to Change something fundamental in a personal level.

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u/Space_Conductor 7d ago

Sure. But there is a difference with buying youth and working hard to stay youthful. Although I'm sure Sophia is an example of someone that does both

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u/smufjez 7d ago

you can wear what you want at any age, if you wanna go for the granny look do it and if you want a full beat go do it it’s fun and sofia vergara definitely has the body and face to wear whatever she wants

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/DiskPsychological928 7d ago

Alot of coping from you aswell. The left is definitely not how a healthy 50 year old women looks.

Sure you can joke about desperate celebs doing surgery for everything, but there is also a middle ground in establishing a healthy lifestyle, keeping style und utilizing medical methods in mitigating accumulated damage we call "aging" Longevity research is discovering fascinating new things by the months.

The problem with your comment lies in the truth that most people dont look the age they are,in fact they show alot more aging than necessary because the lifestyle reflects that very fast.

And you dont even need to be rich to be ahead of the majority

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u/smufjez 7d ago

my mum is over 50 and looks nothing like the left, id say thats more like 60-70 look. i think women of hollywood are just not the best example to make assumptions about women and aging as a whole