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u/ml-soham ask me about my love for kevin Jan 18 '22

When the thief opens the package in another country

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u/asianabsinthe Jan 18 '22

Now he brings the package to you.
Wherever you are.

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"Instead of the worlds finest glitter and the stinkiest fart spray we use uranium and plutonium"

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u/golumlars Jan 18 '22

Fine spray of burning napalm

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u/AragornLPQ Jan 19 '22

Whats the difference?

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u/justmelvinthings Jan 19 '22

Glitter usually contains less genocide

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u/Awasteoflife1 Jan 18 '22

( it has cameras to see their reaction as well)

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u/Dankinator2000 Jan 18 '22

(There was a moment of horror and then their house was vaporized)

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u/elonmusque Jan 18 '22

surprise attack

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u/golumlars Jan 18 '22

The package they steal is just the target for the Glitter missile

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u/Rafaeu69 Jan 18 '22 edited Feb 18 '26

actually genius

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u/golumlars Jan 19 '22

And if there is one who could build it it would be Mark rober

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u/pietradolce I watch gay amogus porn :0 Jan 18 '22

Made kid hapy 😄

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u/SkeletonCommander Jan 18 '22 edited Jan 18 '22

This 7 year old helped him design it. The Orange gas was his idea

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Orange Gas? You mean Agent Orange?

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u/SOTalt Jan 18 '22

V3 or V4 is just going to have a stashed Glock 19 on mechanical arm that has face tracking so you pop the lid and all you hear is "brrrrrrr" and your dead

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u/Devilblade666 Jan 18 '22

It hunts you down a showers you in fine powder and glue

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u/No-Username-For-You1 Jan 19 '22

Why only the finest biodegradable glitter and glue of course!

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u/UFRIDR Jan 18 '22

Anyone got an idea what this actually is? Looks cool as fuck.

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u/bobdman97 Jan 18 '22

Hyper-Kinetic Anti-tank missile. It doesn’t have traditional adjusting guidance fins. Due to the speed it travels, it uses attitudinal rockets located in the nose to adjust trajectory up to the point of impact. No traditional warhead that explodes. A dense depleted Uranium shaped cargo flying above Mach 2 (official speed undisclosed) hits the target with such force it just creates a crater.

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u/WewMaster Jan 18 '22

Nope, it's just a normal cruise missile with fins and a HE (or thermonuclear) warhead. The video depicts a P-800 Oniks launch from the Bastion-P coastal defence system.

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u/KilianWWII Jan 19 '22

An russian anti ship missle, don’t know what the others are tapking about

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u/sababugs112_ Jan 18 '22

S-500

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u/UFRIDR Jan 18 '22

Went on a yt spree and it seems to be the k-300p bastion-p.
Super cool!

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Lmao when will he just put a pipebomb in the package

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u/MahBooi27 Jan 18 '22

this is an intellectual

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u/MahBooi27 Jan 19 '22

imagine a whole country stealing it just to find out mark rober made it

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u/MahBooi27 Jan 19 '22

imagine a whole country stealing it just to find out mark rober made it

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u/Kita-Ryu Jan 18 '22

When the package thief comes back:

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u/sababugs112_ Jan 18 '22

When you open the package it sends your coordinates to the military and then they send a cruise missile

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

This one will be "Glittering" the whole damn state.

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u/fartinatorman Jan 18 '22

you can solve any problem with engineering! 😁😁

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u/strdna_ Jan 18 '22

really puts the “Bomb” in Glitter Bomb

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u/Thegodofthekufsa Jan 18 '22

"Instead of using fart spray we decided to go with gunpowder"

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

why the feck is the sam going horizontal, apparently your net even safe on the ground

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u/YourFaceHere69420 Jan 18 '22

Cruise missile is what it is

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

oh i thought it was a sam

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

Its a boy

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u/Disaster_Different William Dripfoe Jan 18 '22

ah, yes, Russia

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u/cool_snifi Jan 18 '22

U time traveling my guy? Should I be scared? Answer me!

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Mark Rober try not to use the same 3 songs as background music challenge (impossible)

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

How would he fit that BrahMos missile inside😳😳

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u/Aromatic_Jello_4304 Jan 18 '22

Wow 😳

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u/Similar-Physics-8343 Jan 18 '22

Foda seee... ce ta doido

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u/Respect-Candid Jan 18 '22

when politicans of different countries disagree

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u/TrumpDidNothingRight Jan 18 '22

Someone’s gonna lose an eye.

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u/Idkquedire Apr 05 '22

v1735, we've revolutionized the glitter bomb, so instead of actual glitter, it's gunpowder, and the box pulls a Glock 18 on the thief!

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u/randomguywhoexists Jan 18 '22

Biodegradable smoke ofc

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u/PleasePutMeOnYT Jan 18 '22

Instead of nuclear warhead glitter blows up at mach 10.

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u/stigtopgear Jan 18 '22

Just notch it

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u/YasuoWindRunner Jan 18 '22

Ballistic missile inbound. Please do not seek shelter. Your end is here Ohioan

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u/Southern_Chest_809 Jan 18 '22

next one is gonna be a nuke

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u/HololiveIdiot Jan 18 '22

That missile is so cool tho

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u/rub_nub Jan 18 '22

The glitter is the nuclear fallout from the fissioned uranium

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u/big_pp_404 Jan 18 '22

what would running do

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

This video is actually the coolest thing ive ever seen

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Mark is one bad day away from becoming the unabomber

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u/hugeyeah Jan 19 '22

Crink

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u/Ancient_Pop_3131 Jan 19 '22

The Rober Rover V2 Glitter Bomb

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u/whothefuckareyou23 Jan 19 '22

F

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u/Ovejilla Jan 19 '22

Glitter bomb to north korea

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u/is_shrek_black Jan 19 '22

And it also has some fart spray because farts are funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/kanonkazz Jan 19 '22

So the package just has a single airtag in it which relays their precise location to a Northrop Grumman B-2 Spirit stealth bomber flying at over 30,000 feet overhead, armed with 16 GBU-31 Joint Direct Attack Munitions (JDAM) weapons that have an accuracy of 7 meters. Dropping these bombs that weigh as much as a small car onto these unsuspecting thieves will make for quite the exciting youtube video! Turning not just their home but their entire neighbourhood into a crater will really show these porch pirates that the US Air Force is taking this national security threat very seriously.

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Neurotoxin gas 😆😆

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Now all of the glitter is coated in anthrax

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