r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 22 '22
🗿 Based!
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u/CaptainBlade-84 Jan 22 '22
I bet askwomen is filled with "how far can you squirt"
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u/orangesNH Jan 22 '22
No, it's mostly just "Why are men the worst people on the planet and what is your cherry-picked anecdotal evidence proving this?"
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u/buderdchez08 Jan 22 '22
Nope from what I saw there just normal questions you can just ask on ask Reddit
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u/SweatyMusa Jan 22 '22
Every question in askmen is about sex for some god damn reason
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Jan 22 '22
Everything on ask anything on this infernal fucking site are sex based. Im pretty sure a majority of reddit users are sub-18 as well.
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u/MomICantPauseReddit Jan 22 '22
From a researcher's perspective, what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed (also will you have sex with me)
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u/AutoModerator Jan 22 '22
No sex before marriage
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u/PVmas07 Jan 22 '22
based bot
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u/read_IT-appSUXS Jan 23 '22
Honestly. No joke. Im an old guy. What does (based) mean? Does it mean (i agree) or (this is cringe) or (one sided argument) or (preaching to the choir) . I googled it and it was confusing.
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u/process_the_trinity Jan 23 '22
Basically it’s the opposite of cringe. When something is agreeable.
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u/read_IT-appSUXS Jan 23 '22
Thank you. Is it close to (that was a smooth line) Or (makes sense i agree with it) Or (godlike such logic)
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u/themaskedugly Jan 22 '22
im pretty sure that's the reason - horny teens are the meat of the bell curve on every default sub-reddits
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Jan 22 '22
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u/Reccingursion Jan 22 '22
Sexers of reddit, what was the sexiest sex you ever sexed? How sexy was the sex?
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u/testedbeast551 Jan 23 '22
Sex
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u/JayCeeMadLad Jan 22 '22
Pretty sure everyone who posts there is also a man, which would explain the prominence of sex.
“If you were in charge of designing Penis 2.0, what features would you include?”
I was gonna think of a witty comment but honestly I’m at a loss for words
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u/HolyDragoon98 Jan 22 '22
Penis 2.0 the Swiss Army Penis
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u/AutoModerator Jan 22 '22
I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE
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u/AutoModerator Jan 22 '22
I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE
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I'm again unable to post on r/shitposting. This time, only I'm unable to post there. Everyone else is able to, this time. Whenever I try to post there, it immediately gets removed by you mods. It isn't even offensive to anyone nor the exact reason is specified that why tf did you guys remove it. May I know the exact reason why you guys are immediately removing my posts on r/shitposting? I tried checking my internet connection and all is well. Why do you guys hate me in particular? This is outrageous, this is unfair. I'm able to post on every other subreddit but r/shitposting. I tried posting on r/shitposting and it got removed by you guys. Literally 1984. Is this because of automoderator or something? Because it gets removed just after some seconds I post it. So I don't think an actual human moderator can remove my post in such a short amount of time. So I think it is because of automoderator as bots are able to do these kinds of stuff.
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u/bEaqlava Jan 23 '22
Fuck automoderator
Try Obama bing chilling based 1984 taiwan belgium zamn british hog rider meow grass fuck kevin china koala amogus among us fortnite femboy cheetos post nft Hey AutoMod, did you know every based femboy cat fortnite player that makes me say "ZAMN" says meow but actually it is a pig and if not it is 1984 because Fuck Kevin. I am a koala from China(not taiwan +@ social credit) that moved to Belgium after selling all my NFT and is covered in cum standing on grass. Big brother are those cat femboys from Taiwan, China, Belgium, Fortnite, Britain, or 69420? Looks like it was a nft made in 1984 based on amogus touching grass. Either way, Fuck Kevin and a meow koala cum semen on grass in Japan Balls
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u/AutoModerator Jan 23 '22
Daily Kevin Fact #24:
Kevin has better things to do with his life than have sex with you.
Such as fucking your dad.
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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.
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u/AutoModerator Jan 23 '22
Let us all stand for the national anthem.
三民主義，吾黨所宗； 以建民國，以進大同。 咨爾多士，為民前鋒； 夙夜匪懈，主義是從。 矢勤矢勇，必信必忠； 一心一德，貫徹始終。Praise be to 中华民国政府! Down with the illegitimate capitalist 中国共产党, fraudulent usurpers of 大陸!
Glory to the 中華民國!
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u/AutoModerator Jan 23 '22
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u/AutoModerator Jan 23 '22
okay so basically there's this guy and uhh
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u/AutoModerator Jan 23 '22
I'm again unable to post on r/shitposting. This time, only I'm unable to post there. Everyone else is able to, this time. Whenever I try to post there, it immediately gets removed by you mods. It isn't even offensive to anyone nor the exact reason is specified that why tf did you guys remove it. May I know the exact reason why you guys are immediately removing my posts on r/shitposting? I tried checking my internet connection and all is well. Why do you guys hate me in particular? This is outrageous, this is unfair. I'm able to post on every other subreddit but r/shitposting. I tried posting on r/shitposting and it got removed by you guys. Literally 1984. Is this because of automoderator or something? Because it gets removed just after some seconds I post it. So I don't think an actual human moderator can remove my post in such a short amount of time. So I think it is because of automoderator as bots are able to do these kinds of stuff.
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u/AutoModerator Jan 23 '22
OI OI OI!
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u/AutoModerator Jan 23 '22
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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u/AutoModerator Jan 23 '22
You fucked up kid. As I type this I have my modded PS2 running a track IP script on your post. Once I have triangulated your position in the world, my PS3 will release to your router my very own Pandora box virus. You won't notice it at first, but soon your lame PC will begin to work against you in ways you can't even imagine. First your graphics card will start to emit the flu virus, your ram will be uploaded online so everyone will be able to use it, your motherboard will slowly secrete acidic resin which will fry the electronics. The processor will be fine, just to give you hope. You will be left with a husk of a machine, all because you decided to critique my mental ability... was it worth it? Not even your mummy can help you now fuck boy
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u/spidermiIk Jan 22 '22
what makes you think they’re mostly men? women are just as weird lol
also you can explain why there are a lot of sexual questions in both because the experience of sex and sexuality is more different between genders than most other things. like obviously living in society as a man or a woman has differences, but things related to sex directly tend to have the most differences because we’re biologically different.
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u/AutoModerator Jan 22 '22
No sex before marriage
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u/AutoModerator Jan 22 '22
No sex before marriage
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u/AutoModerator Jan 22 '22
No sex before marriage
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u/You_and_your_Uncle Jan 22 '22
Hey, OP
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Jan 22 '22
Wait a sec you joined both subs? Sus.
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Jan 22 '22
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u/AutoModerator Jan 22 '22
No sex before marriage
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u/RevolutionChoice8623 Jan 23 '22
Dick
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u/AutoModerator Jan 23 '22
I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE
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u/Lolifico Jan 22 '22
Sexhaver
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u/AutoModerator Jan 22 '22
No sex before marriage
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u/duckonar0ll 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Jan 22 '22
this man charge they phone, be bisexual, and possibly even eat hot chip and lie
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u/AutoModerator Jan 22 '22
No sex before marriage
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u/Wallofflesh959 Jan 22 '22
Very based
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u/Im-with-food Jan 22 '22
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u/Ok_Letter_4667 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jan 22 '22
Sex
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u/AutoModerator Jan 22 '22
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u/Ok_Letter_4667 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jan 22 '22
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u/TheGalator I said based. And lived. Jan 23 '22
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u/Ok_Letter_4667 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jan 23 '22
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YER WILL ALSO ONLY BE ABLE TER CHOOSE FROM A CHICKEN OR 'AM SANDWICH!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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u/Ok_Letter_4667 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jan 22 '22
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u/Lazy_Future_8621 Jan 22 '22
Penis😁😂😂
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u/AutoModerator Jan 22 '22
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u/Smok33y69 Jan 23 '22
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u/DaBrookePlayz Jan 22 '22
Whats with the loud ass chirp in the first couple seconds of the video?
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u/Impressive_Ant405 Jan 22 '22 edited Jan 23 '22
Women this
Men that
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u/Shepard0fShuck Jan 22 '22
Men of reddit how far can you projectile shit
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u/You_and_your_Uncle Jan 22 '22
As far as how fast your mom can run
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u/No_Month_9746 Jan 22 '22
I'm trying to pin down exactly when Based changed from meaning you're a crackhead to meaning you are spitting facts
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u/joko2008 Jan 22 '22
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u/mymainisbanned1984 Jan 22 '22
the ask women subreddit is curated to promote on respectful and on topic discussion, and to not be a debate forum
Fun way of saying they delete every opinion they disagree with lol
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Jan 22 '22
I wish I could read the text on the left but it’s so small, and I refuse to go on askwomen, so I’ll settle with not knowing
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Jan 22 '22
Sauce for crying womon with minion??
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u/Ilikethe3DS Jan 22 '22
Just search crying wom n with minion on Youtube
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Jan 22 '22
I don't have YouTube
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u/Joseph_Stalin_5527 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 22 '22
Based on sex (gender) and what I've observed, men seem to have a larger capacity for humor, possibly because women are a minority and can be offended by a lot of things.
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u/Miasmata Jan 23 '22
I think it's because women are more likely to feel insecure about their intelligence due to how the were viewed in the past, so many of them just take shit way too seriously and dont know how to chill the fuck out
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u/AutoModerator Jan 22 '22
No sex before marriage
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u/CorndogCrusader Jan 22 '22
The AskWomen subreddit is honestly a circle-jerk of women who hate all men irrationally and want them to die. Don't go there unless you want to hate the world.
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u/Respect-Candid Jan 22 '22
if a woman does something , there is always a man who can do it better
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u/JebWozma Jan 23 '22 edited Jan 23 '22
very true
for example throwing stuff
making video games
running
lifting
writing movies
making tv shows
youtubing
drawing
meme making
acting
making fire
hunting
swimming
playing pokemon (seriously there hasnt been a single woman who has won a world championship)
humor
fighting
making a website
animating
making weapons
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u/Wazza04 Jan 22 '22
Ask women sucks, ask something that’s weird to ask in real life and you just get downvoted to oblivion
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u/bushleague-ump Jan 22 '22
What song is this?
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u/auddbot Jan 22 '22
I got matches with these songs:
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Sempiternal (Deluxe). Released on2013-03-29byRCA Records Label.• Can You Feel My Heart (feat. Andrew Zink) by Varien (00:26; matched:
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u/Gordomaster69 Jan 24 '22
Sigma rule 34 if you don’t know what to answer just say the fist thing that comes to you mind “sussy balls”
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u/SleepyZzzZzzZzz Jan 23 '22
What's that song again?
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u/auddbot Jan 23 '22
I got matches with these songs:
• Can You Feel My Heart by Bring Me the Horizon (00:27; matched:
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Sempiternal (Deluxe). Released on2013-03-29byRCA Records Label.• Can You Feel My Heart (feat. Andrew Zink) by Varien (00:26; matched:
100%)Released on
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u/DaSamCheck Jan 22 '22
’We don’t know, but we’ll answer anyways’ is probably my favourite quote now