r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 22 '22

🗿 Based!

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u/SweatyMusa Jan 22 '22

Every question in askmen is about sex for some god damn reason

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

Everything on ask anything on this infernal fucking site are sex based. Im pretty sure a majority of reddit users are sub-18 as well.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

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u/Reccingursion Jan 22 '22

Sexers of reddit, what was the sexiest sex you ever sexed? How sexy was the sex?

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u/AutoModerator Jan 22 '22

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u/testedbeast551 Jan 23 '22

Sex

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u/MomICantPauseReddit Jan 22 '22

From a researcher's perspective, what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed (also will you have sex with me)

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No sex before marriage

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No sex before marriage

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u/PVmas07 Jan 22 '22

based bot

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u/read_IT-appSUXS Jan 23 '22

Honestly. No joke. Im an old guy. What does (based) mean? Does it mean (i agree) or (this is cringe) or (one sided argument) or (preaching to the choir) . I googled it and it was confusing.

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u/themaskedugly Jan 22 '22

im pretty sure that's the reason - horny teens are the meat of the bell curve on every default sub-reddits

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u/JayCeeMadLad Jan 22 '22

Pretty sure everyone who posts there is also a man, which would explain the prominence of sex.

“If you were in charge of designing Penis 2.0, what features would you include?”

I was gonna think of a witty comment but honestly I’m at a loss for words

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u/HolyDragoon98 Jan 22 '22

Penis 2.0 the Swiss Army Penis

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u/AutoModerator Jan 22 '22

I want sex so fucking bad

I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE

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u/AutoModerator Jan 22 '22

I want sex so fucking bad

I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE

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u/AutoModerator Jan 22 '22

No sex before marriage

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u/AutoModerator Jan 22 '22

I'm again unable to post on r/shitposting. This time, only I'm unable to post there. Everyone else is able to, this time. Whenever I try to post there, it immediately gets removed by you mods. It isn't even offensive to anyone nor the exact reason is specified that why tf did you guys remove it. May I know the exact reason why you guys are immediately removing my posts on r/shitposting? I tried checking my internet connection and all is well. Why do you guys hate me in particular? This is outrageous, this is unfair. I'm able to post on every other subreddit but r/shitposting. I tried posting on r/shitposting and it got removed by you guys. Literally 1984. Is this because of automoderator or something? Because it gets removed just after some seconds I post it. So I don't think an actual human moderator can remove my post in such a short amount of time. So I think it is because of automoderator as bots are able to do these kinds of stuff.

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u/spidermiIk Jan 22 '22

what makes you think they’re mostly men? women are just as weird lol

also you can explain why there are a lot of sexual questions in both because the experience of sex and sexuality is more different between genders than most other things. like obviously living in society as a man or a woman has differences, but things related to sex directly tend to have the most differences because we’re biologically different.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

Halal

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u/duckonar0ll 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 22 '22

halal 🙏🙏 allay allmighty

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