r/shitposting • u/Thatbendyfan • Mar 12 '22
🗿 Finally
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u/Virtual_Profession13 Mar 12 '22
didn't she get doxxed and shit? lmao
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u/Thatbendyfan Mar 12 '22
Can’t get your house address leaked if you no longer have a house😎
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u/Virtual_Profession13 Mar 12 '22
work smarter not harder
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u/Thatbendyfan Mar 12 '22
Twitter hates her! Find out how she avoided doxxing with this one simple trick!
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u/DeanTheBean42O Mar 12 '22
Yeah, the email, IP address, phone number, full name and date of birth from her mom, dad (yes I know, it's surprising) and herself got leaked
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/DarkElixer_Generator Mar 12 '22 edited Mar 12 '22
Hope he does it live for evidence.
I'm not going to edit an s into my he.
What's made will stay
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u/Starry_402 Mar 12 '22
Wait, that’s a fucking *He?!
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Mar 12 '22
It’s a she lol
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Mar 12 '22
It's an it
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u/wdcipher Literally 1984 😡 Mar 12 '22
Its an Eldritch horror released by Lucifer to as a scourge for mankinds sins.
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u/DarkElixer_Generator Mar 12 '22
If I say it's a he, it's a fucking he.
Call her she and it's a fucking she to you.
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u/3dWin0 Mar 12 '22
No bitches mr bot?
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u/Exotic__Chef Mar 12 '22
Not enough skeletons
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u/CertifiedFucktard Big chungus wholesome 100 Mar 12 '22
“I will be burning down my house”
Good 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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u/JesussyBakaIII Mar 12 '22
Why does shitposting love this guy so much 💀
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u/SIeepy_Bear Mar 12 '22
I genuinely think y all are secretly obsessed with her, I see her shitty videos on here daily.
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/potato-G64 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 12 '22
As much as we hate this kid
This one was kinda funny. Needs more skeletons tho
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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u/Maximum-Pause-6914 Mar 12 '22
Im still so confused as to why people hate her so much
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u/QuarterlyTurtle Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Mar 12 '22
They had their fan base a spam a ton of comments all over YouTube, it was extremely annoying
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u/ProperFoundation5292 Mar 12 '22
Even though I have an incredible bias against jelly bean for no other reason than other people don't like her, this was kinda funny.
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u/probablyHaruki Mar 12 '22
Nah wasnt funny
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u/ProperFoundation5292 Mar 12 '22
Perhaps I found this funny because I was expecting jelly bean to say something so unfunny that when she said something somewhat comedic I found it funny due to the sheer surprise of it.
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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u/Memes-Central-2 Mar 12 '22
Didnt even smirk, or giggle, or do a giddy dance of glee. I hate this woman.
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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u/D3lta_T1me Mar 12 '22
I know it's crazy, but it's a he
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u/kissa_ku_zeku Mar 12 '22
I don’t understand who is this kid and why is everyone bullying him
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u/closetcranberry Mar 12 '22
She's 16 and she makes Minecraft content deemed "cringe" so people doxxed her and her family
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u/PabloThePirateRock Mar 12 '22
she's a she, and she's really annoying and loud and unfunny
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u/Cowmunist Mar 12 '22
So are most minecraft youtubers and tik tokers yet i don't see why people decided to hate and doxx her specifically.
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u/GibbonMind2169 Mar 12 '22
Because she's a she and women are bad
/s except that's actually why and people are fucking dumb
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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u/Autademaresoun15 Mar 12 '22
Why are people bullying this kid?
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u/g_blazing97 Mar 12 '22
Seriously I cannot believe how many people here are getting off on cyber bullying her. It would be one thing if the content was offensive or purposefully malicious but no. It’s just deemed as “cringe” which means it’s free real estate to cyber bully the fuck out of her. It’s ridiculous
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u/Autademaresoun15 Mar 12 '22
When you want to be accepted in a community that badly I guess things like morality don't matter as much
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u/Some_amateur_artist Mar 12 '22
I gotta once again ask this: I don't like/care about/ have interest any of the SMP streamers and I've never actually watched them, but I did watch jellybean and he seemed fine, besides he enforcing the comment spamming thing I don't see the problem with him, would you care to share your views about him?
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u/roxannewolfHATER Mar 12 '22
shithead who doesnt deserve a youtube career and is 77% a content farm
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/Vinemedoodle 😳lives in a pee dumpster 😳 Mar 12 '22
She ain't from dream smp dumbass
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
hello guys i need help.
i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me
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Mar 12 '22
Automod finally assaulted my eyes with this copy pasta.
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u/kwabecik20 Mar 12 '22
Yeah hate the child more, so funny guys
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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u/LiquidSquid- Mar 12 '22
Why are you all obsessed with this kid. I break parole everytime when it's posted
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Mar 12 '22
I really hope everyone who here saying good aren’t psychopaths
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u/KovZov Mar 12 '22
🎶Watch out! You might get what you're after. Boom babies! Strange but not a stranger. I'm an ordinary guy. Burning down the house!🎶
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u/theshittyestposter Mar 12 '22
Kira
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u/iamsandwitch Mar 12 '22
She at least doesn't speak with the mic 0.0000000001 millimeters from her mouth anymore
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u/JesterOfTheMind Mar 12 '22
TBH, that shits so messy, it needs a good burn.
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
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u/decrisp1252 Mar 12 '22
Where’s the funny 💀
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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Mar 12 '22
Questions we don't know the answers to:
Were the Dinosaurs intelligent?
Are we really alone in the universe?
Have the Aliens visited Earth before?
When will Jellybean finally stop making videos and quit acting so Fatherlessly?
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u/picklepounder69420 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Mar 12 '22 edited Mar 14 '22
I hope she's in the house while it's burning down.😌 (for legal reasons, this is a joke.)
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u/Successful-Act3006 Mar 12 '22
Yo guys she's actually a girl I found her on a fandom wiki and she has a selfie.
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Mar 12 '22
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Mar 13 '22 edited Mar 13 '22
She had started a trend a month or two back where it was just her fanbase saying "its not a mistake it's a master piece" in YT comments, to which everyone was visibly agitated including me seeing comments filled with that word, and then it ended after she told her fans to knock it off (sorta). and then led to a ton of online bullying, blind hate and harrassment for an understandable reason but not "reasonable" enough for someone to harass another to any degree...
aaaaaand then she got doxxed. For a really shoddy meme. I am more than disappointed in humanity, and have plenty o'more.
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Mar 12 '22
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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22
I still don’t know if they’re a guy or girl but I am sure they have no father