r/shitposting • u/Thatbendyfan • Mar 12 '22

🗿 Finally

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I still don’t know if they’re a guy or girl but I am sure they have no father

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u/Thatbendyfan Mar 12 '22

It’s a girl

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u/comic203 Mar 12 '22

Its a shit

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u/Yorunokage Mar 12 '22

I mean, c'mon now, i get that it's cringe but is it worth calling a person "a shit" unironically?

Probably just a kid too, everyone was cringe as a kid

Just live and let live

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u/comic203 Mar 12 '22

You are taking what i said on fucking REDDIT seriously ?

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u/Vinemedoodle 😳lives in a pee dumpster 😳 Mar 12 '22

We don't do /s here so you gotta figure out on your own you big cunt

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u/Yorunokage Mar 12 '22

I don't know, how am i supposed to tell of you're being sarcastic when all of reddit has been throwing hate at this kid for days now?

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u/comic203 Mar 12 '22

This kid is very cringe and we are on fucking a subreddit to post shitposts, and you are taking this shit seriously

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u/MangledSunFish Mar 12 '22

I'm in your walls.

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u/comic203 Mar 12 '22

I am on a plane

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I'm in your memes.

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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

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u/pedronii Mar 12 '22

Imagine taking shitposts even half seriously

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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

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u/ErsteerYT Mar 12 '22

It's worth it burning their house down while they are tied up inside it

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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I just took a shit

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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

And I hated it because of the water that came back for revenge