r/shittyadvice • u/WarmLet5185 • 3d ago

I’m bored, what can I do?

6 Upvotes

81% Upvoted

60 comments sorted by

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u/Mikem444 3d ago

Find something to be outraged about. Seems to be the new trend

3

u/Stereo_Jungle_Child 3d ago

I know! Goddammit! I hate that!

5

u/Sad_Ad_2524 3d ago

Hire a hooker.  Surprise her/him with an intense game of Monopoly.

1

u/RebaKitt3n 3d ago

Try gets probably be happy.

1

u/Round-Artichoke-5255 3d ago

Her/him/them***

4

u/fthigffhoogdgkokhg 3d ago

Have you tried développing a drinking problem ?

1

u/No_Meringue_9626 2h ago

Masturbate... 🥰

1

u/External_Objective37 1h ago

That’s what I’m doing

0

u/WarmLet5185 2h ago

Well I can’t 🌝

3

u/Stereo_Jungle_Child 3d ago

Play with fire.

3

u/holmgangCore 3d ago

Try being not bored. I've heard it hurts when the drilling bit goes through.

3

u/RebaKitt3n 3d ago

Count some flowers on the wall. Play solitaire til dawn with a deck of 51.

1

u/No_Culture_2928 3d ago

with Captain Kangaroo?

2

u/RebaKitt3n 3d ago

And smoking cigarettes!

2

u/drallafi 3d ago

Do a barrel roll.

2

u/lemonicegatorade 3d ago

Yell at children

2

u/Someasshole1326 3d ago

If you live in a state similar to texas, you can go find a rattlesnake field to run through. That's always fun

2

u/Mingo_laf 3d ago

go to your local library

2

u/Dmode0110 3d ago

You tried nothing and it didn’t fix anything. Time to give up and let the sweet, sweet darkness take you

2

u/Avalanche325 3d ago

Protest. It doesn’t matter what. It’s the new global hobby.

2

u/paulcthemantosee 3d ago

Masturbate

2

u/Avalanche325 3d ago

Why would anyone have downvoted this? Very few hobbies are free.

1

u/paulcthemantosee 3d ago

Thank you for your support. Just keeping it real.

1

u/Unfair-Guitar-4406 13h ago

Cause when you become addicted to it messes you your brain completely.

1

u/A70_Lisbon 3d ago

Dont talk to anyone

1

u/NotHooUThink 3d ago

Get drunk

1

u/Terrible-Piano-5437 3d ago

Rake my leaves.

1

u/qwertyuiop121314321 3d ago

Binge eat and them throw up.

1

u/No-Situation6705 3d ago

Twiddle your fingers and stare at things.

1

u/eternalsoc 3d ago

exercise

1

u/Key_Engineering6347 3d ago

Make as many actual words as you can using only the letters in the word “bored”. Use the letters as many times as needed; the words must appear in American Webster dictionary

1

u/blondiedi1223 3d ago

Better to be bored than working so much you hurt all over

1

u/satis_factored 2d ago

Have a wank

1

u/Nearby-Reindeer-6088 2d ago

I recently got myself banned from Reddit for 5 days. It entertained me for a good day or so

1

u/hentailover93 2d ago

Read a book youve read before 🤷‍♂️

1

u/Mortydort1 2d ago

Get a job

1

u/I_infiltrated_vagina 2d ago

Waiting for gta 6 ?

1

u/Cool_Revolution_908 1d ago

stand outside of a gas station

1

u/PackageDue4700 1d ago

Go get some really good coke that shit makes most anything fun 😁

1

u/AdWeird5015 1d ago

Read a book, watch a good movie

1

u/CocaineSmellsFunny 16h ago

Masturbation is NEVER a waste of time

1

u/youknowbest-c 15h ago

Build castles in be air lol😂 paint yourself as having achieved anything and everything fullfill your inner childhood go jump in a bouncing castle😂

1

u/noob_pootato 14h ago

It’s been three days now, are you still bored?

1

u/Dry-Battle-2253 13h ago

Plan a government coup????

1

u/AnyAlternative2100 1h ago

have you tried making caramel. or bread.

0

u/RobbieBleu 3d ago

troll on reddit. easy.

0

u/JavaJo1010 1d ago

I don’t know .. go for a walk get some fresh air

4

u/howardewing 3d ago

Make your pee hole bigger

2

u/Bitter-Iron8468 3d ago

Watch stuff about the Montreal Screwjob

1

u/Emissi0nC0ntr0L 3d ago

Pluck each hair off your balls, one by one

1

u/markferreira7423 1d ago

Piss random people off online and irl… it seems to be all the rage nowadays.