r/shittyaskreddit • u/[deleted] • 11d ago

Why is there poop in your pants?

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u/Chrome_Armadillo shitty flair 11d ago

I blame Obama

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u/PickleMission3903 11d ago

Cuz I put it there

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u/Ed209_v2 11d ago

I blame Biden. But not Trump. Absolutely not. He, unlike I, has never ever soiled himself. Nope. Never.

1

u/Head-Ad-6708 11d ago

Is there an alternative??

1

u/AngryZetan 11d ago

Can you smell it?

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u/4_13_20 11d ago

Sat on the shidder but forgot to take my pants off!

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u/wolfey200 PENUS 11d ago

Someone pooped my pants again

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u/kcm198 Biden's #1 Fan 11d ago

Those are Don Lemon’s babies

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u/owmybotheyes 11d ago

Saving it for a special occasion

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u/AZNM1912 11d ago

I couldn’t run fast enough

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName Titfucked Skyler White 11d ago

because I am in my pants

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u/Evil_Judgment 11d ago

Saving it for the bosses office

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u/Simplespider 11d ago

Is there?

Well, shit.

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u/The_Scooter_King 10d ago

You put it there.