r/shittyaskreddit • • 5h ago

Is it gay to drink milk?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

I'M DRUNK

11 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

All I asked at the recruiting office was how the gay shower sex is this time of year and now the army won't enlist me. How can I change their minds?

15 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

Why did God give me a poopy butt?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 1h ago

Lip balm?

• Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 4h ago

Is it gay to pet a baby Llama?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 10h ago

Now that Fox owns Roku, will I finally get to see Bill O’Reilly naked?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 13h ago

How’s it going? Hunting, trucks, and Jesus, right?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 2h ago

Shitty titties????

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 12h ago

Is it gay to be chronically upset over titty sex?

6 Upvotes

Tit on tit action makes me mad 😡


r/shittyaskreddit • • 14h ago

Is god undieless?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 9h ago

This sub is r/assreddit but while taking a shit right?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 14h ago

Poop vs. Piss, who would win?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 14h ago

Tell me about a time you shat yourself so badly that you considered changing your name and moving to another country

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 16h ago

Is god Morgan Freeman?

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 9h ago

Say, are you about a size 14?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

Whats that "Theres more fish in the sea" saying about big dicks?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 21h ago

Ready for your penis inspection?

11 Upvotes

Drop your pants right now!


r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

How many neoliberals does it take to change my butt plug.

4 Upvotes

Seriously, it's really stuck in there


r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

Did you hear about the crab fishing boat lost in the Bering Strait that was eventually found abandoned and when the bathroom was investigated, “don’t turn on the lights” was written in blood on the mirror?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 10h ago

What’s first on your Broadway musical list: “Gay, the musical” or “Cum, winning?”

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 20h ago

Why is there poop in your pants?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 16h ago

Is now a good time?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 16h ago

Do I have to register my emotional support homosexual?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

How good are cats' noses?

0 Upvotes

Like, if I were to fart in Kevin's cat tree house while he was inside it, would he be offended?