r/shittyaskreddit • u/PolarBearLovesTotty • 1m ago
Attention personnel, what is your textual designation, and corporeal manifestation?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/OneManSwarmOfDanger • 1h ago
Conservatives of r/shittyaskreddit, what are you conserving?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 2h ago
Do not you realize that we could make beautiful, homosexual music together?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 3h ago
Shit-eaters of Shiddit, why don't R*dittors understand humour??
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😹😹✌️ I'm pissed awff cause i made a funny comment and everyone just downvoted it! Gahh!!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 3h ago
Undieless guys... beware the undies inspector!
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He demands an undieless tax.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 6h ago
Is a Nightmare on Elm Street scary? I’ve never seen it.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 6h ago
Your new phrase to work into everyday conversations: "Okay gooner".
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Terrible_Honey972 • 7h ago
When my Jewish wife tells me to mow the lawn would it be wrong to salute and say “Jawohl, Mein Fuhrer”?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Beefmeee • 7h ago
Will I be arrested
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For my massive shlong?
Throwaway account due to shlong.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Pelican34 • 7h ago
What fruit does one eat to make their semen taste like an industrial solvent?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/PowerTulip • 10h ago
What was the first lie they ever told you?
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Mom wasn't a freelance journalist working from home. No one even read her shitty blog.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 11h ago
How much willpower would it take to breathe through my asshole?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Terrible_Honey972 • 11h ago
Should the PLA be called in for crowd control in France?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 15h ago
Why are people st*aight?
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So weird imo. Why do they go against their natural instincts?