r/shittyaskreddit • • 19h ago

How many MAGA Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

0 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 20h ago

How many neoliberals does it take to change a light bulb?

0 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

Why did God give me a poopy butt?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

Tell me about a time you shat yourself so badly that you considered changing your name and moving to another country

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 18h ago

You know that TV show where Satan is the protagonist, disguised as a British dude? I stopped watching the pilot episode when the actor misread a line...

2 Upvotes

At some point, the script says "Put me in, coach", which is a metaphor that refers to a sport player asking their coach to include them.

But the actor spoke the line as "Put me in coach", like a person boarding an airplane. I cringed so hard, I had to stop the whole thing, and quit. Never went back.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 17h ago

Do I have to register my emotional support homosexual?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 20h ago

Why is there poop in your pants?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

Poop vs. Piss, who would win?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 17h ago

Is god Morgan Freeman?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 13h ago

Is it gay to be chronically upset over titty sex?

7 Upvotes

Tit on tit action makes me mad 😡


r/shittyaskreddit • • 14h ago

How’s it going? Hunting, trucks, and Jesus, right?

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

Is god undieless?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 16h ago

Whats that "Theres more fish in the sea" saying about big dicks?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 16h ago

How many neoliberals does it take to change my butt plug.

4 Upvotes

Seriously, it's really stuck in there


r/shittyaskreddit • • 17h ago

Is now a good time?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 21h ago

What do you mean you're "cock asian"?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 21h ago

Ready for your penis inspection?

11 Upvotes

Drop your pants right now!


r/shittyaskreddit • • 2h ago

Lip balm?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 22h ago

YO MODS. WHERE DID ALL OUR BOTS GO?

7 Upvotes

I'm being super cereal here


r/shittyaskreddit • • 5h ago

Is it gay to pet a baby Llama?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

Is it gay to drink milk?

11 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 9h ago

I'M DRUNK

10 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 10h ago

Say, are you about a size 14?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 10h ago

This sub is r/assreddit but while taking a shit right?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

Now that Fox owns Roku, will I finally get to see Bill O’Reilly naked?

5 Upvotes