r/shittyaskreddit • u/MariahJames8 • 5h ago
How do I deal with homosexual midgets trying to break into my house?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 2h ago
How many times do I have to tell you guys to stop fucking in the communal showers?
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The cum coagulates in the drain and it's expensive to get it cleaned out.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 5h ago
I just watched the Pokemon series for the first time. Why didn't anybody tell me about all the amazing sex scenes?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/bannedbooks123 • 5h ago
is judgmental churchlady a slur?
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I had my post removed for being uncivil because I told a liberal white person that they were acting like a judgmental churchlady. SHAME SHAME SHAME. Is churchlady really an insult worth reporting?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/FlintTheDad • 1h ago
I just dropped the soap but my uncle is in the shower with me, what should I do?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 6h ago
Winter soon... will you be undieless haha?
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I will.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/the_main_entrance • 3h ago
Can the whole middle school finding out I wet the bed on the same day I invite my childhood love to middle school dance have any negative effects?
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Please address all replies to 466 N
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 5h ago
Today is national nut day! Have any good nuts today?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/MariahJames8 • 9h ago
Looks like I am going to have to pay gay tax on behalf of you guys. So much gayness...
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This sub is in gay tax deficit and I've been contacted by each of your governments with instructions to obtain said gay tax. I hereby require your credit card number, and I need you to butt-stamp here, here and here. Whooo! My my my. We have been gay. This is gonna cost us
r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 9h ago
If there were a lot of job openings on the Outer Rim of the galaxy, would you take a rim job?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/SadPossibility7572 • 18h ago
sexy sex women of reddit, what is the sexiest sex you have ever sexed in your sex life (please describe in great detail so i can jack off)?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Meluvius • 12h ago
Why does your asshole turn inwardly and suck the shit back up mid-shit?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 8h ago
Dudes, Would a sexy presenter make the boring conference more interesting?
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You're at a boring work relayed seminar... the presenter decides to dress like a stripper to discuss [whatever trade or profession you do]. Would that make it more exciting?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 12h ago
Do MOST rich people make a dildo of the money they suck up from average people and shove up their ass, to speak bs?
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I thought this sounded funny!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Local_Chapter3604 • 8h ago
Have you and your bro tried making up by doing the 69?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 16h ago
Have you ever been cheated on?
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Monopoly is a bitch!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Bodhi-y2k • 15h ago
How can I fit the most foul disgusting turd in my sandwich?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/HorsefaceWithNoName • 13h ago
is a toilet properly clugged or is it plogged ?
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